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« on: May 26, 2010, 06:34:22 AM »
:pagel: hahah it was a confession box  :
:laugh:
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« on: May 26, 2010, 06:33:31 AM »
great....
any doubt :mean:
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« on: May 26, 2010, 05:21:56 AM »
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« on: May 26, 2010, 05:10:23 AM »
A guy comes into a bar and asks the barman for twelve-year-old scotch. The barman thinks "This guy is pretty pretentious" and proceeds to pour him a drink of six-year-old scotch.
He gives it to the customer who takes a drink, exclaiming, "This isn't twelve-year-old scotch, this is six-year-old scotch"
The barman thinks, hey this guy knows what he's talking about, and the two of them get into a conversation about where the customer is from etc..
At one point an old guy, who was sitting at the other end of the bar comes over with a glass and hands it to the customer. The latter takes a drink, and spits it out.
"This is piss!" he yells.
The old guy nods and says, "Yeah, but how old am I?"
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« on: May 26, 2010, 05:01:13 AM »
A guy in a bar stands up and says, "All lawyers are idiots."
Another guy stands up and says "Hey...I resent that..."
The first guy says, "Why? Are you a lawyer?"
The second guy says, "No. I'm an idiot."
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« on: May 26, 2010, 04:52:01 AM »
You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
Your job is interfering with your drinking.
Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alchohol stream.
Your career won't progress beyond Senator from Massachusetts.
The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
You sincerely believe alchohol is the elusive 5th food group.
24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!
Two hands and just one mouth.. - now THAT'S a drinking problem!
You can focus better with one eye closed.
The parking lot seems to have moved while you were in the bar.
You fall off the floor..
Your twin sons are named Barley and Hops.
Hey, 5 beers has just as many calories as a burger, screw dinner!
Mosquitoes catch a buzz after attacking you.
At AA meetings you begin: 'Hi my name is.. uh..'
Your idea of cutting back is less salt.
You wake up in the bedroom, your underwear is in the bathroom, you fell asleep clothed.
The whole bar says 'Hi' when you come in..
You think the Four Basic Food Groups are Caffeine, Nicotine, Alchohol, and [Women or Men].
Every night you're beginning to find your roommate's cat more and more attractive.
Roseanne looks good.
Don't recognize wife unless seen through bottom of glass.
That damned pink elephant followed me home again.
I'm as sober as a judge.
The shrubbery's drunk from too frequent watering.
You wake up screaming 'TORO TORO TORO!' in the middle of the night.
:mean:
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« on: May 26, 2010, 04:39:56 AM »
A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.
Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender recognized him and asked, "Aren't you the father of the typical Texas baby that weighed twenty pounds at birth?"
"Yup, shore am!"
"How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Ten pounds."
The bartender said, "Why, what happened? He did weigh twenty pounds."
The proud Texas father said, "Jest had him circumcised!"
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« on: May 26, 2010, 04:20:46 AM »
Two cannibals, a father and son, were elected by the tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.
Before long, along came this little old man. The son said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said the father. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."
Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. The son said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," the father said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."
About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.
The son said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."
"No," said the father. "We'll not eat her either."
"Why not?" asked the son.
"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."
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« on: May 25, 2010, 10:32:20 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: sonnena samja munde nu :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
ki lana ene samj ke :lost:
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« on: May 25, 2010, 10:23:23 PM »
hehehehe :laugh:
i think i got i t :happy:
I bet nobody else did :laugh:
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« on: May 25, 2010, 10:21:41 PM »
...this does not mean to offend women atall but this is how I c women. :happy: and yeshhhh estrogen too play a role
I never implied that...brain ultimately controlls everything in you...gonads aren't a separate entity, re-evaluate your earlier statement.
gr8 men like me nvr determine value of der own words. :mean:
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« on: May 25, 2010, 09:53:11 PM »
aren't "gonads" and brain linked together :pagel:
gonads aint no substitute for brain.
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« on: May 25, 2010, 09:44:31 PM »
Intersting..
But wat seems more interesting is..... how they themselves managed to escape the effect of sleeping gas... :wait:
aint that hard to guess.
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:51:58 PM »
I think there was something similar going on in New York a while back.
dunno, found it odd so pasted it.
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:50:10 PM »
hahaa yh by lado fo sonnen :angry: :angry:
obrigado :happy:
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:43:22 PM »
rahul hun tuci daso ena kuj ho reha kina climaete kahrv aa
lado g eda sochna band kro. tusi boht kush krna life vich aje. Kung Fu sikhna te us to important world population vich apna contribution dena :happy:
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:34:36 PM »
leh ida kida on ho gayi?
eh ta manu b ni pta. news funny lagi ta paste kar dati :happy:
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:33:14 PM »
we'll be back for it
hatio na nakammeo
that is da funniest part of this news :laugh:
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:31:50 PM »
nice i liked the pirates of the caribbean,too much money though
yep, numero uno among most expensive movies. I hv not watched it though :happy:
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« on: May 23, 2010, 11:29:21 PM »
nice one..
 veer. Iwah its really awesome
your Dp is more awesome.
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