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Jokes Majaak / Re: New Trainee
« on: February 08, 2010, 02:50:15 AM »lolzzzzzz ma tan aukhi ho jani aa :pagel:kuria nu ta eda da calls boht aande :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: New Trainee« on: February 08, 2010, 02:50:15 AM »lolzzzzzz ma tan aukhi ho jani aa :pagel:kuria nu ta eda da calls boht aande :laugh: 2922
Jokes Majaak / Re: How to spell crocodile?« on: February 08, 2010, 02:49:13 AM »pistol c :mean: choti jahi :mean: :comeon:kids wali hona aa 2923
Jokes Majaak / Re: New Trainee« on: February 08, 2010, 02:47:22 AM »aho aho sai keha rabbba ma marjana has hasmanu koi eda da call ave ma ta hold kra ke fone hi rak denda. krda rahe wait aap hi tang aa ke fone band kr denda 2924
Jokes Majaak / Re: How to spell crocodile?« on: February 08, 2010, 02:43:54 AM »ma fadi aa real gun hath ch :mean: toor ban jandi aatu fari hagi gun : tara to kina vaddi c oh gun. 2925
Jokes Majaak / Re: 9 Q&A; jokes about the funniest man Mr. Bean.« on: February 08, 2010, 02:42:31 AM »i hate mr. beanslol tu ta eda kendi jada one tanu propose krna honda :laugh: 2926
Jokes Majaak / Re: New Trainee« on: February 08, 2010, 02:41:24 AM »blah blah blah lolzzzaho kadi wrong number lg janda. par awaj pehchn ch aa jandi je koi apna hove ta 2927
Shayari / Re: Clockwork« on: February 08, 2010, 02:38:28 AM »thanku thnaku blahjabring da pala post oh b bibi ta attack : 2928
Pics / WORDS CAN CREATE PICTURES« on: February 07, 2010, 09:12:44 PM »Peace - War Threat - Pretext Tirany - Freedom Dead - Alive
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Cars / Bikes Around 100 Years Ago - Dedicated to Rahul's obsession with Machines« on: February 07, 2010, 08:34:58 PM »2930
Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Languages Spoken in the World« on: February 07, 2010, 08:04:01 PM »yh aaj pata lag geaok as now i enlightened you, why doncha click on thank you button :happy: 2931
Gup Shup / Re: Friend v/s Real Friend« on: February 07, 2010, 08:02:17 PM »vry truei cnt analyse maself. only ma frends cn judge and tell :lost: 2932
Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Banned Books of the 20h Century« on: February 07, 2010, 08:01:03 PM »one book is missing :waitin:many are missing but these are top 10 2933
Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Languages Spoken in the World« on: February 07, 2010, 07:58:58 PM »I thought engl pehle number te hadas not correct. 2934
Fun Time / How to Handle Telemarketers & Junk Mails« on: February 07, 2010, 07:56:09 PM »(1)The three little words are: ‘Hold On, Please...’ Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt. Then when you eventually hear the phone company’s ‘beep-beep-beep’ tone, you know it’s time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task. These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting. (2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end? This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone. This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a ‘real’ sales person to call back and get someone at home. What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!! (3) Junk Mail Help: When you get ‘ads’ enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these ‘ads’ with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away. When you get those ‘pre-approved’ letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope. Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage ‘IF’ and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes. 2935
Gup Shup / You are a Child of God« on: February 07, 2010, 07:46:07 PM »
A seminary professor was vacationing with his wife in Gatlinburg, TN. One morning, they were eating breakfast at a little restaurant, hoping to enjoy a quiet, family meal. While they were waiting for their food, they noticed a distinguished looking, white-haired man moving from table to table, visiting with the guests. The professor leaned over and whispered to his wife, 'I hope he doesn't come over here.' But sure enough, the man did come over to their table.
'Where are you folks from?' he asked in a friendly voice. ' Oklahoma ,' they answered. 'Great to have you here in Tennessee ,' the stranger said. 'What do you do for a living?' 'I teach at a seminary,' he replied. 'Oh, so you teach preachers how to preach, do you? Well, I've got a really great story for you.' And with that, the gentleman pulled up a chair and sat down at the table with the couple. The professor groaned and thought to himself, 'Great .. Just what I need... Another preacher story!' The man started, 'See that mountain over there? (pointing out the restaurant window). Not far from the base of that mountain, there was a boy born to an unwed mother. He had a hard time growing up, because every place he went, he was always asked the same question, 'Hey boy, Who's your daddy?' Whether he was at school, in the grocery store or drug store, people would ask the same question, 'Who's your daddy?' He would hide at recess and lunchtime from other students. He would avoid going into stores because that question hurt him so bad. When he was about 12 years old, a new preacher came to his church. He would always go in late and slip out early to avoid hearing the question, 'Who's your daddy?' But one day, the new preacher said the benediction so fast that he got caught and had to walk out with the crowd. Just about the time he got to the back door, the new preacher, not knowing anything about him, put his hand on his shoulder and asked him, 'Son, who's your daddy?' The whole church got deathly quiet. He could feel every eye in the church looking at him. Now everyone would finally know the answer to the question, 'Who's your daddy?' 'This new preacher, though, sensed the situation around him and using discernment that only the Holy Spirit could give, said the following to that scared little boy.. 'Wait a minute! I know who you are! I see the family resemblance now, You are a child of God.' With that he patted the boy on his shoulder and said, 'Boy, you've got a great inheritance. Go and claim it.' 'With that, the boy smiled for the first time in a long time and walked out the door a changed person. He was never the same again. Whenever anybody asked him, 'Who's your Daddy?' he'd just tell them, 'I'm a Child of God.'' The distinguished gentleman got up from the table and said, 'Isn't that a great story?' The professor responded that it really was a great story! As the man turned to leave, he said, 'You know, if that new preacher hadn't told me that I was one of God's children, I probably never would have amounted to anything!' And he walked away. The seminary professor and his wife were stunned. He called the waitress over & asked her, 'Do you know who that man was -- the one who just left that was sitting at our table?' The waitress grinned and said, 'Of course. Everybody here knows him. That's Ben Hooper. He's governor of Tennessee !' Someone in your life today needs a reminder that they 're one of God's children! 'The grass withers and the flowers fall, but the word of God stands forever.' ~~Isaiah YOU'RE ONE OF GOD'S CHILDREN!!! 2936
Gup Shup / Friend v/s Real Friend« on: February 07, 2010, 07:23:20 PM »A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps herself and doesn’t even feel the least bit weird shutting your ‘Pepsi drawer’ with his/her foot! A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend’s shoulder is soggy from your tears. A simple friend brings a bottle of wine to your party. A real friend comes early to help you cook and stays late to help you clean. A simple friend hates it when you call after they’ve gone to bed. A real friend asks you why you took so long to call. A simple friend seeks to talk with you about your problems. A real friend seeks to help you with your problems. A simple friend thinks the friendship is over when you have an argument. A real friend calls you after you had a fight. A simple friend expects you to always be there for them. A real friend expects to always be there for you! 2937
Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Languages Spoken in the World« on: February 07, 2010, 06:28:00 PM »
girgit?
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Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Banned Books of the 20h Century« on: February 07, 2010, 06:24:43 PM »nahii i have 10 subjext nd lot of buk for readwcm 2939
Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Languages Spoken in the World« on: February 07, 2010, 06:23:33 PM »
lado g u didnt comment on ma new dp :happy:
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Knowledge / Re: Top 10 Banned Books of the 20h Century« on: February 07, 2010, 06:21:07 PM »: : : : :i luv books. i cn recommend u some books if u are interested. |