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2761
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:33:20 AM »
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sach bibi nani da ki haal haga? :happy:
2762
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:32:14 AM »
/:) /:) /:) /:) yo yo yo yo
aa vala emoticon bara funna haga yo yo yo yo
2763
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:31:17 AM »
:happy: school yaad aa gea
: tu eda da ans dandi c school ch :laugh:
2764
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:30:16 AM »
awesome
 bro
2765
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:28:20 AM »
sier nah kha.... :huhh: kini var samjha dita.. samjhda h n aa :Cry:
: valentine day da naam badal ka heer ranja day kr deo
2766
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:27:00 AM »
bakwas toy car lagdi aa
nah kudiyea ehniyea mahdea ah sadean ji gaddi banai aa sade lai :huhh:
yo yo cute hagi kinna
2767
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:25:24 AM »
hunde aise lok c hunde ne
jini de dil ch pyar n hunda :angr: :angr: :angr:
mara ta kyon laal neela hoi janda pher
2768
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:22:29 AM »
sick
how cn one torture one's own kid?
2769
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:21:11 AM »
lolzz rahul nthn ch hona aa :pagel:
: das data one, o convict haga :laugh:
2770
« on: February 10, 2010, 01:19:45 AM »
hahha thats funny bro
Haha
Ya am the convict
:Laugh: :Laugh: :Laugh:
2771
« on: February 09, 2010, 10:16:25 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
tu b eda da jawb da ka ana exams vich :lost:
2772
« on: February 09, 2010, 10:15:00 PM »
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to “Irritated” or even “A Bit Cross”. The English have not been “A Bit Cross” since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but ran out.
Terrorists have been re-categorized from “Tiresome” to a “Bloody Nuisance”. The last time the English issued a “Bloody Nuisance” warning level was during the great fire of 1666.
The Scots raised their threat level from “Pissed Off” to “Let’s get the Bastards” – they don’t have any other levels.
This is the reason they have been used on the frontline in the British army for the last 300 years.
The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from “Run” to “Hide”.
The only two higher levels in France are “Collaborate” and “Surrender.” The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France ’s white flag factory, effectively paralysing the country’s military capability.
It’s not only the French who are on a heightened level of alert. Italy has increased the alert level from “Shout loudly and excitedly” to “Elaborate Military Posturing.” Two more levels remain: “Ineffective Combat Operations” and “Change Sides.”
The German also increased their alert state from “Disdainful Arrogance” to “Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs.”
They also have two higher levels: “Invade a Neighbour” and “Lose”
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels.
The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy.
These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.
The USA meanwhile are carrying out pre-emptive strikes, on all of their allies, just in case.
New zealand has also raised its security levels – from “baaa” to “BAAAA!”. Due to continuing defense cutbacks (the airforce being a squadron of spotty teenagers flying paper aeroplanes and the navy some toy boats in the Prime Minister’s bath), New Zealand only has one more level of escalation, which is “Shit, I hope Austrulia will come and rescue us”. In the event of invasion, New Zealander’s will be asked to gather together in a strategic defensive position called “Bondi”.
Australia, meanwhile, has raised its security level from “No worries” to “She’ll be right, mate”.
Three more escalation levels remain, “Crikey!’, “I think we’ll need to cancel the barbie this weekend” and “The barbie is cancelled”. So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.
2773
« on: February 09, 2010, 09:59:07 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: awesome
lol
2774
« on: February 09, 2010, 09:57:50 PM »
Renault and Ford are working on a new small car for women.
They are mixing the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus and calling it the “Clitaurus.”
It comes in pink and the average male car thief won’t be able to find it, even if someone tells him where it is.
2775
« on: February 09, 2010, 09:50:59 PM »
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
haye rabbba, my stomach's hurtin now... :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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2776
« on: February 09, 2010, 09:49:14 PM »
2777
« on: February 09, 2010, 09:34:02 PM »
The following questions were set in last year’s GCSE examination in England.
These are genuine answers from 16 year olds, not very bright, but entertaining, 16 year olds.
Q. Name the four seasons
A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar
Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink
A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists
Q. How is dew formed
A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire
Q. What causes the tides in the oceans
A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight
Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on
A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed
Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections
A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election
Q. What are steroids
A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs
Q. What happens to your body as you age
A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental
Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty
A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes
A. Premature death
Q. What is artificial insemination
A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow
Q. How can you delay milk turning sour
A. Keep it in the cow
Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)
A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U
Q. What is the fibula?
A. A small lie
Q. What is the most common form of birth control
A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium
Q. Give the meaning of the term ‘Caesarean section’
A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome
Q. What is a seizure?
A. A Roman Emperor.
Q. What is a terminal illness
A. When you are sick at the airport.
Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?
A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight
Q. What is a turbine?
A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head
2778
« on: February 09, 2010, 08:57:56 PM »
2779
« on: February 09, 2010, 08:47:33 PM »
Philippine police chased down an unfit thief in Manila on Tuesday after he ran out of breath and asked his pursuers for a "time out."
The thief and an accomplice broke into a house in the Philippine capital and stole two expensive mobile phones. Screams from the residence alerted a local police patrol, which gave chase.
During the chase one of the thieves apparently really needed to catch his breath when he decided to take a break from it all, by using the universal hand sign "time out"
After he regained his composure, police seized the two stolen phones and brought him to station for questioning.
2780
« on: February 09, 2010, 08:40:43 PM »
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