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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:15:25 PM »
heheeheh i was lyk for her??' so hun pata laga for kamlo :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
kida sonnen
Kamlo? No way. She will chop me, grill me and feed to her neighbor's chickens.
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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:08:59 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: datss realii nycc
nd its not true
You can never be pregnant
 :
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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:08:00 PM »
The level of difficulty in these questions is becoming increasingly difficult lol. But I like!
I agree, Sir. Even my IQ level has increased from 0.5 to 0.75 and when it reaches 1, i gonna sell myself. :happy:
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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:05:31 PM »
Oh, I didn't know we were talking about your search on "the one" :happy"
aah Mermaid
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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:03:25 PM »
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« on: June 06, 2010, 08:02:12 PM »
It just tells how superficially men think and how deeply women.. :wait:
Women never reason, and therefore they are (comparatively) seldom wrong. You are right too madam.
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« on: June 06, 2010, 07:50:22 PM »
How interesting that you did not include most of George Bush's government. Considering there were at least a dozen Goldman Sachs ex CEO and Board Directors advising that government which conned the American people out of $700 billion to bail out Wall Street and do the American people know what happened to the money; I'd say an emphatic NO.
Were those wall street (cone men) politicians.? what the hell!
Mohamed Soharto is also blamed for death of 100000 of East Timors during his 32-year rule.
Veere, Timor is an island of the western Pacific Ocean in the Malay Archipelago east of Java, divided between Indonesia and East Timor. The western half of the island, formerly Netherlands Timor, became part of Indonesia in 1949. The eastern half was an overseas province of Portugal from 1914 until 1975, when it declared its independence as East Timor. Indonesia invaded the same year and annexed East Timor in 1976. East Timor achieved full independence in 2002. During this invasion loads of East Timor people got killed and Soharto is blamed for this invasion. Good to see ... Indian Politicians are not among top 5....
coz watever they do they do it so cleanly... :
An Indian politician went to the US to visit his counterpart. When the senator invited him home for dinner, the minister was very impressed by the lavish mansion, grounds and the costly furnishings. He asked "How can you afford all this on a meagre senator's salary?" The senator smiled knowingly and took him to the window. "Can you see the river?" "Yes" "Can you see the bridge over it?" "Of course", said the minister. "10 percent", said the senator smugly. Some time later, he had occasion to pay a return visit. The Indian minister lavished all hospitality on him. When they came to his house, the American was stunned by the huge palace the minister had built, glittering with precious art, hundreds of servants etc. etc. "How can you possibly afford this, on a salary in RS?', he asked. The minister called him to the window. "See the river over there?" "Sure", cried the senator. "Can you see the bridge over it?" The senator looked, was confused, peered closely and said - "No, I don't see any bridge." "100 percent", said the minister !!
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« on: June 06, 2010, 07:17:01 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: coz Men are frm Mars and women are from Venus
How they can think similar :
Really? How did they manage to land on earth?
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« on: June 05, 2010, 09:24:42 PM »
I was wondering where you were...now, I know, you were sitting in a corner to a write this poem for me. :love:
I don't know what to say, like oh my god! :laugh:
huh? m still searching for dt rare combo of B&B. (beauty n brain)
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« on: June 05, 2010, 09:18:58 PM »
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah. If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back. When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel . The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail. A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams. A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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« on: June 05, 2010, 09:09:24 PM »
Mohammed Soharto Soharto was second President of Indonesia and he served his country for 32 years. According to latest reports he is one of the most corrupt politicians of the world,Trasnparency international has put him on top of the list of most corrupt politicians and his critics allege him of misappropriating about $ 15-30 Billion during his reign.
Mohamed Soharto is also blamed for death of 100000 of East Timors during his 32-year rule.Ferdinand Marcos Ferdinand Marcos was a lawyer by profession and served as President of Phillipines from 1965 to 1986, according to an estimate he looted about $ 5 to 10 billion from the public wealth of Phillipines Government
In 1986 very popular public movement called “people power” forced powerful Ferdinand Marcos and his family to go into exile in Hawaii,where he died three years later;Sani Abacha Sani abacha was the Nigerian military leader from 1993 to 1998, according to transparency international he plundered Government money of worth $ 5 Billion which is equal to 10 % of annual income of Nigeria from oil in these 5 years of his Presidency.
According to news reports,in 2002, Abacha’s family agreed to return $1.2 billion that was taken from the central bank,other than corruption charges he is also charged with human rights abuse ,he died of heart attack in June 1998.Mobutu Sese Seko Mobutu Sese Seko served as President of Zaire from 1965 to 1997, according to a report by Transparency international,Mobutu Sese Seko is world’s third most corrupt leader in last two decades plundering more than $5 billion USD from his country.
According to latest reports he mostly looted the money of aid received from World Bank for the development of Congo, Congo received about $12 billion in aid in 32 years of his rule.Joseph Estrada Joseph Estrada was the 13th President of the Philippines, serving from 1998 until 2001 and he was also very popular Phillpinese movie actor, his film career was of about 33 years.
In October 2000, Ilocos Sur’s governor Luis “Chavit” Singson, a close friend of Estrada, alleged that he had personally given the President P400 million as payoff from jueteng hidden in a bank account known as “Jose Velarde” – a grassroots-based numbers game, as well as P180 million from the government price subsidy for the tobacco farmers’ marketing cooperative, John Estrada had to resign after the impeachment was ordered by the House of representatives.
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« on: June 05, 2010, 08:35:29 PM »
# Your last name stays put.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
You can never be pregnant.
You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
You can wear NO shirt to a water park.
The world is your urinal.
You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.
People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
You can open all your own jars.
If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
You almost never have strap problems in public.
You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
Everything on your face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all seasons.
You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.
You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!!
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« on: June 05, 2010, 08:21:59 PM »
Sickness beware,
I will be there,
Weakness watch out,
I'll be her crutch,
Sadness, oh you,
Can back away,
'Cause I'll keep her from your rain,
Anger, calm down,
I will stay my ground,
Fear, fear me,
dare not come near me,
Forget about failure,
Lose all the lies,
All you demons beware,
For her,
I'll be there.
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« on: June 05, 2010, 08:16:43 PM »
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« on: June 05, 2010, 08:03:06 PM »
=D>
awesome man
=D> =D>
:happy: ture
pehla asi apne hon da dawa krde aa
te fer kisi gal da sahara le ke use dosti nu to deine aa
rabb patte patte ch
sadi ik ik sah ch aa
bs samjhan ala hona chaheeda aa
ageh babe ape dekh rahe ne
vryy nycc sonnen
Thank You all.
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« on: June 01, 2010, 09:57:53 PM »
nd finland di game keri aa??
hockey n F1
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« on: June 01, 2010, 09:32:01 PM »
UK DA RANKING KINE NUMBER TE AA??? FIFA VICH DIS YEAR??
dun remember but i think its 8th.
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« on: May 31, 2010, 02:32:28 AM »
thudi har posts nyc hundi aa te lyk v :okk: :okk: :okk:
ty g
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« on: May 31, 2010, 02:26:50 AM »
aaj kal u r vry intersd in lub
: 2-4 indian movies dakh laia :laugh:
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