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1821
« on: February 19, 2010, 07:04:18 AM »
nah nah hun kithe yo yo
kyon hun kera budi ho gi :happy:
1822
« on: February 19, 2010, 07:00:40 AM »
loka nu majak samjh n aunda ??? ja fer oh samjhna chaunde ne aa :wait:
 : hun ni karuga majak ode naal :happy:
1823
« on: February 19, 2010, 06:55:42 AM »
:sad:
bibi udas kyon haga?
1824
« on: February 19, 2010, 06:54:25 AM »
chal ma le dungi :
teek a pher :happy:
1825
« on: February 19, 2010, 06:41:31 AM »
jes meri ringtone aa eh gana
tari ringtone ja fone di ringtone  :
1826
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:15:45 PM »
why do i say "can" when i really mean "can't" i always make this same mistake,,
i edited it now :pagel:
its okie i understood that neways
1827
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:13:47 PM »
roses are red
lillies are blue
if you like me, i like you too
if hate me, thn swine flu to you :happy:
: nice lil sonnet :happy:
1828
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:12:37 PM »
:hehe:
but i would still prefer a woman :happy:
:laugh: everyone will
1829
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:11:37 PM »
awesome yaar
thank you yaar
1830
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:09:19 PM »
one language died few days ago, a women who used to live on andaman islands, died few days ago, she was the only women who could speak that language, it an african language, and for last couple of years only her family spoke that language sinse everyone died, it is dead now,, i can't remember that news paper or else i would have posted the link :happy:
 for sharing it, ne hu.
1831
« on: February 18, 2010, 10:07:26 PM »
i got bible in my house, never cared for reading it, :hehe:
but i am gonna read it someday,, :happy:
Go for it bro. I hv even read quran :happy: Reading imparts knowledge and knowledge is power.
1832
« on: February 18, 2010, 09:05:04 PM »
This could be beautiful,
If you let it,
But you strain against convention,
Time and again,
I’m left in the cold,
Along with the masses,
You bask in a warm glow,
Individuality,
I try to match you,
You’re one step ahead,
This could be beautiful,
But you never look back.
1833
« on: February 18, 2010, 08:30:12 PM »
A marriage can be a wonderful and joyous occasion full of happiness, laughter and unicorn farts for two very lucky people. In other cases, it can be an exercise in full-blown insanity, as evidenced by these bizarre marriage traditions from every corner of the globe.5.Bride Kidnappings.
Practiced in: The Roma communities (all over the world)
The Romani, also known as Gypsies, for centuries have had this tradition, that if you manage to forcefully kidnap a girl and keep her by your side for 2-3 days, she officially becomes your wife. Long ago this probably made a lot sense, as it helped you avoid buying the bride off the parents or having Thanksgiving dinner with them every year. But even in this day and age it’s not viewed as anything strange in the Roma culture, and many women simply go with the fact that the overweight guy, who cornered them with a bottle of chloroform at a McDonald’s lady’s bathroom, is now the love of their life.
Some of you are probably wondering, how in the **** is this legal? Well, it’s a cultural practice of a large ethnic minority and most governments would rather start flossing with razor wire than to commit the PR equivalent of suicide by banning a minority tradition.4.Marrying animals to exorcise ghosts
Practiced in: some regions of IndiaThe Santhal tribe in India believe that if a baby girl has a tooth rooted to her upper gum, it’s the obvious sign she will be eaten by a tiger or something in the near future, because ghosts hate her. Therefore, she must marry a dog. Such was the story of Karnamoni Handsa, a 9-year-old Indian girl who “married” the local stray calf amidst the dancing and cheers of her 100 guests getting shitfaced on home-made booze. Huh… Somehow the presence of moonshine in a cross-species wedding is not surprising in the least…
The good news is, this is nothing but a mock ceremony and the couple don’t have to consummate the wedding. It’s just to ward off the evil spirits so the girl can marry a real boy some time later. Thank God, otherwise this exorcism ritual between a child and a canine would have been really weird.3.Blackening of the bride
Practiced in: Scotland
This custom is called the “blackening of the bride”, a very old Scottish tradition; some say even older than Sean Connery himself. It’s part of a hazing ritual that actually happens before the wedding. The bride is taken by surprise, by hands down the crummiest friends you could have, and covered from head to toe with all kinds of crap. It can be anything: spoiled milk from the back of your fridge right down to tar and feathers. It serves 2 possible purposes. Either it gets the men in the proper mood, (assuming all Scots have a fetish of homeless chicks who never bathe), or it helps the women deal with the prospect of marriage, because nothing that will happen to them from that point on will be as cruel or humiliating as the blackening.
2.Fat Farms
Practiced in: Mauritania (Africa)
Fat Farms are sort of the opposite of Fat Camps – a place where brides as young as five are sent to gain weight under the watchful eyes of wrinkled old crones, in order to become more attractive and get married as soon as possible. In the practice known as Leblouh, the girls are force fed a truckload of food—which might include more than 4 pounds of millet and 5 gallons of camel milk a day—and if they vomit, the supervising hags force them to eat it up. Failure to comply is reportedly often met with torture. So OK, maybe those places are not that different from Fat Camps.
The sad part is, this practice has virtually disappeared until a couple of years ago when a military junta took over the country and reinstated it, probably hoping that fatter women will be easier to catch or something. 1.No shitting
Practiced in: parts of MalaysiaThere is nothing more beautiful than a wedding. It is after all the couple’s first day as two happily married people, surrounded by friends, flowers and fancy foods. But for the tribes of the Tidong community in northern Borneo, a wedding is the first day of a grueling journey to the deepest levels of Hell and back. It’s the day when the couple must stop pooping for 72 hours.
The Tidong tradition dictates that a newly married couple be confined to their house and not empty their bowels or urinate under any possible circumstances for the entirety of 3 nights and 3 days. That’s why they are often carefully watched over by family members and given very little food or water. The Tidong people believe that if the couple makes it, they will lead a happy and long life with lots of non-dead children, so the stakes are pretty high here.
When you think about it, there is a spark of genius in this practice. Nothing binds 2 people for life like going through difficult times together, and there is nothing more difficult than being denied to go to the bathroom for nearly half a week. When the 3 days are up, these people will be closer to each other than ever before, because they will no longer be just husband and wife… They will be poop buddies.
1834
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:50:57 PM »
you're not being a good teacher.
aahhh hasty conclusion but correct though :happy:
1835
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:43:58 PM »
I think i need a mic, kisey angel ne suneya ni... :/ This is the last time i believe you mister :huhh:
its k :happy: buh u dun know how to communicate with angels
1836
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:41:59 PM »
hahahhaahahahh lolzz dekhi dekhi gal chaki jani :hehe: :hehe: :blah: :won:
es li ta bolea :laugh:
1837
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:36:47 PM »
ghaintest nice aa :okk: :pagel:
kuria flattering nal khush kyon honda?
1838
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:35:28 PM »
oh nah baba reham kar.... ehni cheti n ... hale tan mere khedan de din ne :pagel:
: drpok
1839
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:34:12 PM »
eh mere coffee da cup aa jo ma tenu de rai aa :pagel: :won:
wash ta kr lena se joota di jandi aa :lost:
1840
« on: February 18, 2010, 07:32:26 PM »
yes yes yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :won: :won: i won
ma dekhde sar pehchan gai c eh ik palace aa.. te ah black jeha ohdi window aa :won: :won: :won:
yessssssssoooooooooooooooooooooooooo :balle: :balle: :balle: :balle: :won: :won: :won: :won:
gud report aa tari bibi :laugh:
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