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Fun Time / Re: The Bush Resume
« on: February 25, 2010, 09:43:36 PM »:laugh: :laugh:funny eh :happy:
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Fun Time / Re: The Bush Resume« on: February 25, 2010, 09:43:36 PM »:laugh: :laugh:funny eh :happy: 1382
Jokes Majaak / Re: Funny Questions & Answers« on: February 25, 2010, 09:22:14 PM »Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?u dun give me enough chances :happy: 1383
Jokes Majaak / Funny Questions & Answers« on: February 25, 2010, 09:16:46 PM »Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! ********** Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all it is already built. ********** Q. Approximately how many birthdays does the average Japanese woman have? A. Just one. All the others are anniversaries. ********** Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have? A. Very large hands. *********** Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand? A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand. ********** Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep? A. He sleeps at night. ********** Q. Why it is impossible to send a telegram to Washington today? A: Because he is dead. ********** Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A: It becomes wet. ********** Q. What often falls but never gets hurt? A : Rain *********** Q. What is that no man ever saw which never was but always will be? A : TOMORROW ********** Q. What looks like half apple? A : The other half. ********** Q. What can you never eat for breakfast? A : Dinner. ********** Q. What gets wet with drying? A : A towel ********** Q. What 3 letters change a girl into a woman? A : AGE. ********** Q. What happened when wheel was invented? A : It caused a revolution. ********** Q. Why is it easy to weigh a fish? A : Because it has its own scales. ********** Q. Why does a bike rest on its leg? A : Because it is too tyred. ********** Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state A : liquid 1384
Fun Time / The Bush Resume« on: February 25, 2010, 08:59:08 PM »
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue Washington, DC 20520 EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE Law Enforcement: I was arrested in Kennebunkport, Maine, in 1976 for driving under the influence of alcohol. I pled guilty, paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended for 30 days. My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available. Military: I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL. I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my drug use. By joining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid combat duty in Vietnam. College: I graduated from Yale University with a low C average. I was a cheerleader. PAST WORK EXPERIENCE I ran for U.S. Congress and lost. I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas, in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock. I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using taxpayer money. I sold Sammy Sosa. With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was elected governor of Texas. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS - I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union. During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most smog-ridden city in America. - I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money. - I set the record for the most executions by any governor in American history. - With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes. ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT - I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a criminal record - I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week. - I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury. - I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history. - I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period. - I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month period. - I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market. In my first year in office, over 2 million Americans lost their jobs and that trend continues every month. - I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after! her. - I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S. President. - I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the most corporate campaign donations. - My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S. History-Enron. - My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to ensure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my election decision. - I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs in history. - I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed. - I presided over the !! highest gasoline prices in U.S. history. - I changed ! the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts. - I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any President in U.S. history. - I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government. - I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S. history. - I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission. - I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law. - I refused to allow inspector's access to U.S "prisoners of war" detainees, and have refused to abide by the Geneva Convention. - I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. elections). - I set the record for fewest numbers of press conference! s of any President since the advent of television. - I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one-year period. After taking off the entire month of August 2001, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S. history. - I garnered the most sympathy ever for the U.S. after the World Trade Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated country in the world---the largest failure of diplomacy in world history. - I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 million people), shattering the record for protests against any person in the history of mankind. - I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, preemptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community. - I have cut ! health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in! duty benefits for active duty troops and their families in war! time. - In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq and then blamed the lies on our British friends. - I am the first President in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security. - I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker Buster," a WMD. - I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. RECORDS AND REFERENCES - All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed and unavailable for public view. - All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public view. - All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and unavailable for public review. 1385
Jokes Majaak / Deductive Reasoning« on: February 25, 2010, 08:52:31 PM »John is mowing his lawn when he sees a new neighbor moving in. He stops and steps to the fence to see what the new neighbor is like. After calling him over, the new neighbor, Bob, tells says that he is a Professor of Deductive Reasoning at the college.
John- Deductive Reasoning? What's that? Bob- Well, lemme give you an example. I see you have a doghouse. That leads me to believe you have a dog. If you have a dog, perhaps you have children. If you have children, then I would deduce that you have a wife. By having a wife, you are enforcing that you are a heterosexual. John- That's pretty neat! They part ways and John goes to talk to another neighbor, Jerry, who is watching the move. Jerry- New neighbor, huh? What's he do? John- He's a Professor of Deductive Reasoning at the college. Jerry- Deductive Reasoning? What's that? John- Lemme give you an example. Do you have a dog? Jerry- No, I don't. John- Fag! 1387
Knowledge / 5 Extra Ordinary Twins« on: February 25, 2010, 07:43:21 PM »Heaviest Twins Billy Leon McCrary and Benny Loyd McCrary are known as heaviest twins in the history of the world. Both were born on December 7, 1946, Billy died on July 14, 1979 from injuries resulted from a stunt gone wrong while Benny died on March 26, 2001. Billy waited 743 pounds while Benny was 723 pounds. In 70s, the twins traveled around the world as tag team wrestling partners. They called themselves the McGuire twins because announcers in foreign countries had difficulty pronouncing McCrary. They were also famous for their mini bike stunts. Tallest Twins James Lanier and Michael Lanier are known as tallest identical twins in the world with 7 6” height. Both were very good basket ball players and played for their respective colleges. Oldest Twins World’s oldest twins Qiao Junior and Qiao Senior were born on June 18, 1905 ,in Weifang City, east China’s Shandong Province. Both turned 104 on 18th June 2009. Couple say that they are still fit, active and the best of mates. Richest Twins At the age of 20 Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen are world’s richest twins with preside over the tween retail empire Dualstar Entertainment Group. Established in 1993, it sells $1 billion worth of merchandise worldwide a year. They shared a role on the TV show Full House. Since then, Mary Kate and Ashley went on to create teen empire, with clothing, books, perfume and shoes. Shortest Twins John Rice and Greg Rice are known as world’s shortest twins with 2′10″ heights. Rice brothers were born on December 3, 1951 in West Palm Beach, Florida.
Their biological parents abandoned them, so, for about nine months, the doctors and nuns took care of them. In colleges they realized that they are very good at sales and both had good careers in real states. 1388
Cars / Re: Ford Nucleon« on: February 25, 2010, 07:16:41 PM »car di look bahout khatarnak haigi,,, :happy:color ta environment friendly haga :happy: 1389
Knowledge / Re: Tip of the Day« on: February 25, 2010, 06:58:56 PM »hehe if ur ll v small i ll read g :happy:sure i wud try ma best 1390
Cars / Ford Nucleon« on: February 25, 2010, 06:57:31 PM »Ford Nucleon was a car designed by Ford Motor Company in late 1950’s and they had planned to use nuclear power as a fuel in that car having a small nuclear reactor in it ; it was an excellent idea by Ford Company but never implemented due to danger of nuclear radiations and nuclear waste :mean: :mean:
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News Khabran / Re: An emotion detector for baby« on: February 25, 2010, 06:47:19 PM »momz know by heart ..why is her baby crying..like u can tell..not all da times. 1392
Shayari / Re: A Word Is Dead« on: February 25, 2010, 06:45:52 PM »awww me nai kuj samji : :koi gall na je ni samj aya. genius bandea da gall jaldi samj ni aandi :happy: 1394
News Khabran / Re: An emotion detector for baby« on: February 25, 2010, 06:43:23 PM »interestingds y its on PJ :mean: 1396
Knowledge / Re: Tip of the Day« on: February 25, 2010, 06:35:29 PM »sonenn tip of day de topic te attck kardo interstinggkeep reading these tips. more interesting stuff to follow :happy: 1397
Knowledge / Re: The World’s Strangest Delicacies« on: February 25, 2010, 06:33:48 PM »yhh lyk in portugal pplz lub polvo choco urfff menu ta shakal hi nai pasnd eh marde jane khan nu :blah: :blah: :blah:kush log shkla ta marda kush khana ta, apni apni pasnd ha sab di 1398
Pics / Re: Picture of Day« on: February 25, 2010, 06:32:24 PM »:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: kool:happy: 1399
Shayari / A Word Is Dead« on: February 25, 2010, 06:31:38 PM »A word is dead
When it is said, Some say. I say it just Begins to live That day. |