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« on: December 27, 2009, 04:27:27 AM »
 Before I was a Mom- I never tripped over toys or forgot words to a lullaby. I didn’t worry whether or not my plants were poisonous. I never thought about immunizations. Before I was a Mom - I had never been puked on. Pooped on. Chewed on. Peed on. I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts. I slept all night. Before I was a Mom, I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests. Or give shots. I never looked into teary eyes and cried. I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin. I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep. Before I was a Mom, I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn’t want to put her down. I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn’t stop the hurt. I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much. I never knew that I could love someone so much. I never knew I would love being a Mom. Before I was a Mom - I didn’t know the feeling of having my heart outside my body. I didn’t know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby. I didn’t know that bond between a mother and her child. I didn’t know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy. Before I was a Mom - I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay. I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache, the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom. I didn’t know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
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« on: December 27, 2009, 04:18:28 AM »
A father wanted to read a magazine but was being bothered by his little girl, Shelby. She wanted to know what the United States looked like.
Finally, he tore a sheet out of his new magazine on which was printed the
map of the country. Tearing it into small pieces, he gave it to Shelby and
said, "Go into the other room and see if you can put this together. This
will show you our whole country today."
After a few minutes, Shelby returned and handed him the map, correctly
fitted and taped together. The father was surprised and asked how she had
finished so quickly.
"Oh,’ she said, "on the other side of the paper is a picture of Jesus. When I got all of Jesus back where He belonged, then our country just came together."
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« on: December 27, 2009, 04:14:45 AM »
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« on: December 27, 2009, 04:10:19 AM »
Hung Chow calls into work and says,
‘Hey, I no come work today, I really sick… Got headache,
stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.’
The boss says, ‘You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you
today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her
to give me a kiss. That Makes everything better and I go to work.
You try that.’
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. ‘I do what You say and I
feel Great. I be at work soon……….You got nice house!’
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« on: December 27, 2009, 04:05:14 AM »
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« on: December 27, 2009, 03:46:28 AM »
This the craziest thing I’ve seen in a long time. You also have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer. People may think you’re crazy. But it’s well worth it. ;) Whose pic is this any way? Albert Einstein :happy: OK. get up and watch it from 10 ft away. Whose pic is this? :happy: No body needs to tell :happy:
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« on: December 27, 2009, 03:32:25 AM »
The federal government is sending each and everyone of us approximately between a $300 – $1,200 rebate.
If we spend that money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China.
If we spend it on gasoline it will go to the Arabs.
If we purchase a computer it will go to India.
If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will go to Mexico, Honduras, and Guatemala.
If we purchase a good car it will go to Japan.
If we purchase useless crap it will go to Taiwan … and none of it will help the American economy.
The only way to keep that money here at home is to buy weed, beer, and tattoos, since these are the only products still produced in the USA.
Thank you for your help & please support the USA!
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« on: December 27, 2009, 03:29:17 AM »
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« on: December 27, 2009, 03:13:11 AM »
A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had shared everything. They had talked about everything. They had kept no secrets from each other except that the little old woman had a shoe box in the top of her closet that she had cautioned her husband never to open or ask her about.
For all of these years, he had never thought about the box, but one day the little old woman got very sick and the doctor said she would not recover.
In trying to sort out their affairs, the little old man took down the shoe box and took it to his wife’s bedside.
She agreed that it was time that he should know what was in the box. When he opened it, he found two crocheted dolls and a stack of money totaling $95,000.
He asked her about the contents. ‘When we were to be married,’ she said, ‘ my grandmother told me, the secret of a happy marriage was to never argue. She told me that if I ever got angry with you, I should just keep quiet and crochet a doll.’
The little old man was so moved; he had to fight back tears. Only two precious dolls were in the box. She had only been angry with him two times in all those years of living and loving. He almost burst with happiness.
‘Honey,’ he said, ‘that explains the doll, but what about all of this money? Where did it come from?’
‘Oh,’ she said, ‘that’s the money I made from selling the dolls.’
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« on: December 26, 2009, 09:51:29 PM »
When Hitler's Cross restaurant opened four days ago in a Bombay suburb, local politicians and movie industry types were on hand to celebrate beneath the posters of the Nazi leader and swastikas. The owner insisted then -- and still does -- that the name and theme of his new eatery is only meant to attract attention, even if it has outraged Bombay's Jewish community. "It's really made people very upset that a person responsible for the massacre of 6 million Jews can be glorified," Elijah Jacob, one of the community's leaders, told The Associated Press on Wednesday. But owner Puneet Sablok has refused to back down, and apart from Bombay's 4,500 Jews, there's been little controversy in India, where Holocaust awareness is limited, Hitler is regarded as just another historical figure and swastikas are an ancient Hindu symbol, displayed all over to bring luck. There are just 5,500 Jews in all of India.
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« on: December 26, 2009, 09:37:35 PM »
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« on: December 26, 2009, 09:21:07 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2009, 07:06:14 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2009, 06:50:08 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2009, 06:31:45 PM »
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« on: December 25, 2009, 07:32:53 AM »
Don't let your day go on without reading this first, no matter how busy u may be !!! My neighbour narrated this to me long back.
There was this little girl sitting by herself in the park.
Everyone passed by her and never stopped to see why she looked so sad.
Dressed in a worn pink dress, barefoot and dirty, the girl just sat and watched the people go by.
She never tried to speak.
She never said a word.
Many people passed by her, but no one would stop.
The next day I decided to go back to the park in curiosity to see If the little girl would still be there.
Yes, she was there, right in the very spot where she was yesterday, and still with the same sad look in her eyes.
Today I was to make my own move and walk over to the little girl.
For as we all know, a park full of strange people is not a place for young children to play alone.
As I got closer I could see the back of the little girl’s dress.
It was grotesquely shaped.
I figured that was the reason people just passed by and made no effort to speak to her.
Deformities are a low blow to our society and, heaven forbid if you make a step toward assisting someone who is different.
As I got closer, the little girl lowered her eyes slightly to avoid my intent stare.
As I approached her, I could see the shape of her back more clearly.
She was grotesquely shaped in a humped over form.
I smiled to let her know it was OK; I was there to help, to talk.
I sat down beside her and opened with a simple, ‘Hello.’
The little girl acted shocked, and stammered a ‘Hi’; after a long Stare into my eyes.
I smiled and she shyly smiled back.
We talked until darkness fell and the park was completely empty.
I asked the girl why she was so sad.
The little girl looked at me with a sad face said, ‘Because, I’m Different.’
I immediately said, ‘That you are!’; and smiled.
The little girl acted even sadder and said, ‘I know.’
‘Little girl,’ I said, ‘you remind me of an angel, sweet and innocent.’
She looked at me and smiled, then slowly she got to her feet and Said, ‘Really?’
‘Yes, you’re like a little Guardian Angel sent to watch over all the people walking by.’
She nodded her head yes, and smiled.
With that she opened the back of her pink dress and allowed her Wings to spread, then she said ‘I am.’
‘I’m your Guardian Angel,’ with a twinkle in her eye.
I was speechless — sure I was seeing things.
She said, ‘For once you thought of someone other than yourself.
My job here is done’..
I got to my feet and said, ‘Wait, why did no one stop to help an Angel?’
She looked at me, smiled, and said, ‘You’re the only one that could see me,’ and then she was gone.
And with that, my life was changed dramatically.
Like the story says, we all need someone…
And, every one of your friends is an Angel in their own way.
The value of a friend is measured in the heart.
I hope your Guardian Angel watches over you always.
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« on: December 25, 2009, 03:28:33 AM »
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« on: December 25, 2009, 03:09:57 AM »
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« on: December 24, 2009, 10:03:50 PM »
A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day an old Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow rain."
The next day it rained. A week later, the Indian went up to the director and said, "Tomorrow storm."
The next day there was a hailstorm. "This Indian is incredible," said the director. He told his secretary to hire the Indian to predict the weather for the remaining of the shoot. However, after several successful predictions, the old Indian didn't show up for two weeks.
Finally the director sent for him. "I have to shoot a big scene tomorrow," said the director," and I'm depending on you. What will the weather be like?"
The Indian shrugged his shoulders. "Don't know," he said. "My radio is broken."
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« on: December 24, 2009, 10:01:52 PM »
A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner.
The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would be disappointed.
Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!"
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