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« on: January 05, 2010, 02:48:08 AM »
My deceased aunt gave my two kids a Cocker Spaniel a few months back. The dog has been a terror and become overwhelming for me. I am a single father raising two young children. I cannot face telling the kids that the dog must go. I have found a good home for the dog, and just need someone to transport the dog, and play the villain.
Premise: You will be the dog walker hired by daddy (me) to walk Skittles. I will introduce you to the kids, and you will tell them you are going to help Skittles get her exercise when Daddy is too busy to walk her. At that point you will walk Skittles to your car and take her to her new family 20 minutes from my place. Then return holding just a leash. The story will be that Skittles broke free of the leash and took off. At this point prepare for crying, things being thrown at you, and possibly cursing. My kids are young and dramatic, their girls.
Pay will be $500. The job will take roughly 2 hours at best.
This job is ideal for an actor looking to diversify their role base, or someone who genuinely likes to make children cry. Acting experience is a plus, but not necessary. Please inform me of any prior experience in this kind of situation.
Location: DC, MD, VA
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
Compensation:
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« on: January 04, 2010, 09:19:40 PM »
 Intereting Facts: A)The Tata enterprise Voltas, in association with its JV partners, supplied, installed, tested and commissioned:- a) Electrical equipments b)air conditioning c) Plumbing and drainage d) fire fighting e) special systems like building automation, power monitoring and control, lighting and dimming control, central battery, lightening protection and earthing, fire alarm system, steam and condensate, propane gas distribution and ssolar powered hot water supply. B)Height over 800 meters tall i.e. 2.1/2 times the height of Eiffel Tower and 11 time that of the qutub minar. C)It has over 160 floors and 5 million sq.ft of built up area. D) Its unique three sided structure can defeat strong desert winds while defying the scorching Dubai sun and the immence forces that can make metal expand.
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« on: January 04, 2010, 07:28:55 PM »
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« on: January 03, 2010, 09:07:10 PM »
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« on: January 03, 2010, 07:28:55 PM »
A Dog’s Purpose (from a 6-year-old). Word euthanasia means The act of killing someone painlessly (especially someone suffering from an incurable illness)
Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish
Wolfhound named Belker. The dog’s owners, Ron, his wife, Lisa, and their
little boy, Shane, were all very attached to Belker, and they were hoping
for a miracle.
I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we
couldn’t do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia
procedure for the old dog in their home.
As we made arrangements, Ron and Lisa told me they thought it would be good
for six-year-old Shane to observe the procedure. They felt as though Shane
might learn something from the experience.
The next day, I felt the familiar catch in my throat as Belker’s family
surrounded him. Shane seemed so calm, petting the old dog for the last time,
that I wondered if he und erstood what was going on.
Within a few minutes, Belker slipped peacefully away.
The little boy seemed to accept Belker’s transition without any difficulty
or confusion. We sat together for a while after Belker’s death, wondering
aloud about the sad fact that animal lives are shorter than human lives.
Shane, who had been listening quietly, piped up, ‘I know why.’
Startled, we all turned to him. What came out of his mouth next stunned me.
I’d never heard a more comforting explanation.
He said, ‘People are born so that they can learn how to live a good life –
like loving everybody all the time and being nice, right?’ The six-year-old
continued, ‘Well, dogs already know how to do that, so they don’t have to
stay as long.’
Live simply.
Love generously..
Care deeply.
Speak kindly.
Remember, if a dog was the t eacher you would learn things like:
When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.
Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride.
Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure
ecstasy.
Take naps.
Stretch before rising.
Run, romp, and play daily.
Thrive on attention and let people touch you.
Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.
On warm days, stop to lie on your back on the grass.
On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.
When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.
Be loyal.
Never pretend to be something you’re not.
If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
When someone is having a ba d day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them
gently.
ENJOY EVERY MOMENT OF EVERY DAY!
Handle every stressful situation like a dog. If you can’t eat it or play
with it..
Pee on it and walk away
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« on: January 03, 2010, 07:10:10 PM »
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« on: January 03, 2010, 06:36:40 PM »
2 TOUGH QUESTIONS
Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, three who
were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally retarded, and she had
syphilis, would you recommend that she have an abortion?
Read the next question before looking at the response for this one.
Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?
Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist.
He’s had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.
Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon , used opium in
college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.
Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He’s a vegetarian, doesn’t smoke, drinks an
occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be our choice?
Decide first… no peeking, then scroll down for the response.
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, on your answer to the abortion question:
If you said YES, you just killed Beethoven.
Pretty interesting isn’t it? Makes a person think before judging someone.
Wait till you see the end of this note! Keep reading..
Remember:
Amateurs…built the ark.
Professionals…built the Titanic
And Finally, can you imagine working for a company that has a little more
than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
* 29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year…
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet?
It’s the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to
keep the rest of us in line.
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« on: January 03, 2010, 05:39:53 AM »
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« on: January 03, 2010, 05:16:44 AM »
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« on: January 02, 2010, 08:55:14 PM »
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« on: January 02, 2010, 08:29:51 PM »
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« on: January 02, 2010, 08:07:16 PM »
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« on: January 02, 2010, 07:56:21 PM »
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« on: January 01, 2010, 10:13:42 AM »
Surrey resident Sarwan Singh achieved a feat, which every Sikh is going to be proud of. He set a new Guinness Book of World Record by having the longest beard. Singh’s beard was measured at 2.36 meters or 7.7 3/4 ft, at a jam packed, Akal Academy in Surrey BC, on November 11, 2008. 1,253 Smurfs gathered in the high street in the town of Castleblayney in County Monaghan, Ireland on July 18, 2008. (Guinness World Records) Scott Murphy recently set a Guinness World Record for The Tightest Circumference to Roll a 12 Inch Aluminum Frying Pan by Hand in 30 Seconds - 6.87 inches. Scott Murphy accomplished this on July 30th, 2007 in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. In Germany, Anita Schwarz set a new record for carrying the most steins of lager over 40m. She staggered across the finishing line holding 19 glasses. A man from Switzerland with 10,000 ‘Do Not Disturb’ hotel room door signs. On a whim back in 1979, Lee Redmond decided to stop filing her nails. She intended to cut them off once they started twisting, but her plans changed. In 2002 she entered the Guinness World Records book for the world's longest fingernails on a female pair of hands. On february 11th, 2009 Lee Redmond shocked the world with the loss of her fingernails in a car crash. But on September 2, 2009 Guinness World Records reported some great news about mrs. Redmond (who is doing fine and found 'there is more to life than nails'!!), for they announced to honour Lee Redmond's 'fingernail life-work' in the 2010 'The Book of the Decade' - featured with a striking photograph of Lee pictured alongside fellow American Melvin Booth, the male owner of the longest finger nails (9.05-m-long/29ft 8in), which was taken just a few months prior to her accident. World’s record for t-shirts worn at the same time. 227 by Jef Van Dijck of Belgium. Garry Turner, of Caistor, Lincolnshire, England, stretched the skin of his stomach to a distended length of 15.8 cm (6.25 in) on the set of Guinness World Records: Primetime in Los Angeles, California, USA, on October 29, 1999. A Maine man and his collection of 1,094 clocks. Wimm Hoff from Netherlands spent 1 hour 42 minutes and 22 seconds covered in snow. The largest chalk pavement art measured 90,000 square feet, and was created by 5,678 children from schools in Alameda, California, USA, for the Kids' Chalk Art Project between May 27 - June 7, 2008 The longest skis are 534 m (1,751 ft 11 in) long and were worn by 1,043 skiers in an event organized by Danske Bank on Drottninggatan in Örebro, Sweden, on 13 September 2008. The oldest table tennis player is Dorothy de Low (Australia, b. 5 October 1910) who was 97 yr 232 days when she represented Australia at the XIV World Veterans Table Tennis Championships, at Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, on 25 May 2008. A steel-made snake boat entered the Guinness Book of World Records here for recently carrying 141 persons and being the longest ever made boat of its kind. Thousands descended on Guildhall Square in Derry City, Northern Ireland, on September 9, 2007, to help break the world record for the Largest gathering of Santa Clauses. A total of 12,965 people dressed up as Santa or Santa’s helper to smash the previous record of 3,921, which was set during the Santa Dash event in Liverpool City Centre on
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« on: January 01, 2010, 09:05:18 AM »
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« on: December 31, 2009, 08:10:23 PM »
Are you with your true soul mate or is it just a decoy for the real thing for now? Taking this quick quiz can tell you whether or not you are with your one and only soul mate.
1. Our relationship can best be described in one word as...
a. Distant
b. Platonic
c. Fraught with challenges
d. Highly sexual
2. When we met, he or she seemed...
a. Wonderful
b. Absolutely irresistible sexually
c. Like I knew him or her from another life
d. Very fresh and like nobody I have ever met before
3. Others describe us as...
a. A nice couple
b. Meant for each other
c. Two people who complete each other’s sentence
d. Telepathic twins
4. Our sex life is...
a. Non-existent
b. Okay most of the time
c. There is a lot of cuddling
d. Thrilling and daring
5. My biggest fear about my relationship is that...
a. We will run out of money
b. Our children will hate us
c. Our sex life will die out as we age
d. I will wake up one day and he or she will not be beside me
6. My favorite way to spend time with my beloved is...
a. Watching television in bed
b. Doing a hobby we love together
c. Making love
d. Holding hands and gazing into each other’s eyes
7. If you accidentally murdered some, would your lover...
a. Call the police and refuse to ever see you again
b. Call the police but visit you in jail
c. Smuggle a nail file in a cake to you so you can escape from jail
d. Help you bury the body and never tell a soul
8. My soul mate thinks...
a. I don’t understand him or her as well as I should
b. I am part of him or her and that everything should be shared
c. That I am perfect as I am and that not a thing should be changed
d. That he or she loves me even if I am not perfect
9. Which of the following situations do the two of you believe could separate the two of you...
a. Infidelity
b. Money problems
c. Death
d. Not even death can separate our souls
10. If we ever broke up I would...
a. Move on as that is always the best course of action
b. Get revenge
c. Do whatever it takes to get him or her back
d. Let her go because I love him or her enough to let them lead their own life
How To Score:
For every "a" that you answer give yourself 1 point.
For every "b" that you answer give yourself 2 points.
For every "c" that you answer give yourself 3 points.
For every "d" that you answer give yourself 4 points.
If you scored 1-10...
You are probably not with your soul mate because your answers were mostly a’s. This indicates that your relationship exists on a more pedestrian, sexual plane that is probably more based on looks or owning another person. This is not indicative of a soul mate.
If you scored 11-20...
You have probably met someone who will “do for now” but who is not your soul mate. If you answered a lot of a’s, b’s and c’s to get this score, it can mean that you treat this individual like a possession and not like a soul mate.
If you scored 21-30...
You are with someone you are very compatible with but he or she is not likely your soul mate. They are probably part of your personal evolution in terms of karma that will lead you to the one who is absolutely perfect for you in the long run.
If you scored 31 to 40...
It is very possible that you actually have met your soul mate. You love this person enough to let them go. You do not see familiarity with someone as being basis for a soul mate and you understand that the challenges involved with fighting for or accepting your soul mate’s flaws are part of the karmic purpose of these relationships.
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« on: December 31, 2009, 06:50:09 PM »
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