Bill and Bob, two children, were sitting outside a clinic. Bill happened to be crying very loudly.

"Why are you crying?" Bob asked.

"I came here for a blood test," sobbed Bill.

"So? Are you afraid?"

"No. For the blood test, they cut my finger.

As Bob heard this, he immediately began crying profusely.

Astonished, Bill stopped his tears and asked Bob, "Why are you crying now?"

To which Bob replied, "I came for a urine test!

1.Q: What did one math book say to the other?
A: Man I got a lot of problems!

2.A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods!
A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!

3.A family went to a hospital, where one of their relatives would be having a brain transplant. One of the relatives asked, "What will the cost of a new brain be?" The doctor replied, "A male brain costs $25,000 and a female brain costs $50,000." The women smirked, but one of the males asked, "Why is that, doctor?" "Well," the doctor replied,” the male brain is less because it has been used."

4.Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!

5."Cash, check or charge?" the cashier asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As the woman fumbled for her wallet, the cashier noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" the cashier asked.
"No," she replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him."

Hitler always kept his private life very secret, but some people say that they know very much about his private life i.e. He was Homosexual, he had love affairs with lot of women such as his niece Geli Raubal and, of course, Eva Braun, Adolf Hitler’s homosexuality has been proven beyond question by German historian Lothar Machtan’s massively researched new book, The Hidden Hitler, which shows homosexuality’s central role in Hitler’s personal life.


Hitler's staff secretly made films for him of torture and execution of political prisoners, which he very much enjoyed viewing. His executive assistants also secured pornographic pictures and movies for him.


Hitler’s handwriting was impeccable. When famous psychologist Carl Jung saw Hitler’s handwriting in 1937, he remarked: “Behind this handwriting I recognize the typical characteristics of a man with essentially feminine instinct.”
After comparing different samples of Hitler’s Handwriting , physiologists found very interesting patterns,they can easily see emotional collapse in his later signatures.


Hitler was very proud of his German Shepherd named Blondi. He spent countless hours training her, and would even interrupt meetings with generals to practice her tricks. The generals realized that if Blondi did well, Hitler was in a better mood, and more likely to take their advice. If she did poorly, he would become sullen and stubborn. One of the officers later said, “I sometimes had the impression that the outcome of the Russian campaign depended more on Blondi than the German general staff.


Everyone know Hitler as a furious and ruthless general, but not many people know he loved to crack jokes with his close associates whenever he had free time; Rochus Misch, who is now 90 years old and who served as telephonist in the Berlin bunker says ” Hitler, the mass killer, “had a small fund of jokes,“
Several instances of Hitler‘s humor ended up in a dossier called simply “The Hitler Book” which was compiled for Soviet leader Joseph Stalin at the end of WW2,It relates how Joseph Goebbels, the evil propaganda minister, told Hitler a latest scurrilous rumor: that the immensely vain Goering went to bed wearing medals on his pajamas.

Wouldn’t it be great if you could pick any building in the world and sell it with out having to own it?

Well, that’s what Victor Lustig did in 1925. He sold the Eiffel tower, not just once, but twice within two months!!!

To understand how he did that, we have to know a bit about Victor Lustig.

Victor discovered his talents to charm and persuade while still a young man. He spoke multiple languages and people liked him. Pretty soon he could talk his way into almost anything. He started with small scams for pocket change and quickly developed a taste for it. He sharpened his skills to the point where he evolved into a smooth talking, confidence man. In order associate himself with wealthy people, he began frequenting the same places as they did. One of which was on the ocean liners between Europe and America. Onboard, he would pose as a free spending, wealthy businessman.


He would quickly make friends among the passengers and seek out the wealthiest and most vulnerable to his scams. When his new friends felt comfortable with him and the talk turned to money, he would grudgingly reveal the secret of his wealth, his “money box”. The money box was a skilfully crafted mahogany box with brass dials and internal rollers which he claimed could duplicate hundred dollar bills. He demonstrated by inserting a real bill along with a paper blank into slots at one end of the box and then, after a six hour “chemical reaction” time, he would pull two real bills out of the other end.


This kind of scam requires a lot of psychology and Victor was excellent at sizing up his marks.

He felt it was much better to soak one sucker for a lot then many suckers for a little. By the end of the voyage he could tell which people were vulnerable to his charms and easier to scam. Then he would offer the box for sale and, as they had seen the ships purser accept the bills and vouch for their authenticity, a bidding war would usually ensue. He would inevitably part with the box just before disembarking from the ship for about $10,000 but one time he reaped an enormous profit of $25,000, about $250,000 in today’s money value.

How did the trick work? He had loaded several real bills into the box for demonstration purposes and the six hour time for the chemical reaction was simply to provide enough time for a clean getaway. By the time the victim discovered the truth, Victor was long gone.

Growing bored with this scam or perhaps sensing an end to the easy pickings, he went to Paris to formulate another scam. At the time, Paris was the center of the civilized world, buoyed with a new sense of optimism and opportunity as it emerged from the dark years following world war one.

One morning, while enjoying a cup of coffee at his favourite sidewalk café, Victor read a newspaper article regarding the debate raging around the maintenance costs of the 36 year old Eiffel tower.The tower was constructed in 1889 for the Paris Exposition and was 11 years past its projected lifespan. It was so different from the other historic buildings in Paris that it stuck out on the skyline like, well, a rusty, metal tower. Parisians were polarized about its future. Many Parisians felt it was an eyesore and out of place with the great classical buildings of the city and should be torn down, others saw it as an icon. Another problem was that the tower was beginning to rust and the maintenance bill was a drain on the cities coffers. Paris city council was torn and the citizenry divided. And when opinions divided, Victor saw a chance to conquer.

Thinking as only a conman can, he devised a scheme to make a bit of money and do the impossible, sell the tower.

He forged some business cards and stationary and called himself “Deputy Director of the Ministere de Postes et Telegraphes”. Then he sent out letters to six of the cities largest scrap dealers and invited them to a meeting to discuss confidential business. He picked one of the fanciest hotels and wined and dined them to the standard that Victor himself had become accustomed. Stressing the need to maintain silence and keep the discussion out of a public forum, he disclosed to the dealers that the decision to scrap the tower had been made. Their bids were required so the city could determine the true cost of the savings and make the case for the demolition to the public. One of them would obtain the contract to dismantle and sell the tower if they presented their bid within four days.He was very convincing as he took the contractors on a limousine tour of the site. Then, Victor discussed the details with each one separately. He wanted to make sure they all had the same opportunity and more importantly, which one was most likely to take the bait. One man stood out among the others as a bit of a rube. Andre Poisson was fairly new to the Paris business scene and wanted to earn a reputation. Victor judged him as the most vulnerable to be scammed. When Andre asked questions and seemed suspicions, he took him aside and confessed how the paltry wages he made as a public servant didn’t match his responsibilities and hinted at a bribe. Surprisingly, this put Andre at ease as bribery was common in these types of deals in Paris, and, after all, no con man would ask for a bribe would he? A few not so subtle hints later and Andre was offering a bribe of $20,000 to obtain the contract. The next day, Andre delivered to Victor $20,000 cash plus $50,000 for the Eiffel tower itself. Within an hour Victor was on a train to Vienna with his suitcase full of money.

Victor watched the Paris papers for the story of his fraud to break but to his amazement, after a month, it had not been reported. Apparently, Andre was too embarrassed to mention the episode and reveal it for public scrutiny and ridicule. Never one to rest on his laurels, Victor decided to give it another spin and returned to Paris. He called six different scrap dealers and tried the same scam. Unfortunately, this time one, of the dealers did a bit of investigating and alerted the police.Victor escaped by the skin of his teeth and fled back to America where he contented himself to scamming Americans of all classes and occupations, including a crooked sheriff in Oklahoma which purchased one of his money boxes. Of course, the box quickly ceased to deliver money and the sheriff realized he had been scammed. The sheriff tracked Victor to Chicago and stuck a gun in his face and arrested him. Ever the smooth talker, he blamed the machine’s failure on the sheriff’s inexperience and incorrect settings. To gain his freedom though, he gave back the sheriff’s $10,000 and was released. Unfortunately for the sheriff, the money was counterfeit and the sheriff was arrested on Bourbon Street in New Orleans for passing phoney hundred dollar bills. The sheriff spent several years in jail and never got to extract his vengeance on Victor Lustig, but like most scam artists, Victor was eventually caught and sentenced to jail.

In 1947 he died while incarcerated in Alcatraz prison.

So how do you sell the Eiffel tower? Well, first you have to have unshakable confidence. Then you have to make up a lie so preposterous, crazy and over the top that no one would think it’s a scam, then you have to appeal to their greedy nature and stick to your story while picking their pocket.

It’s just that easy!

When it comes right down to it, how much do we really know about our beloved furry friends? We may know what kinds of treats they prefer, their favorite spot for an afternoon nap, and where they want us to scratch them, but many things about dogs and cats are still a mystery to their human companions. If we took just a bit more time getting to know about the bodies and minds of the pets that share our lives, we’d learn that they’re full of interesting surprises.

Cats are lactose intolerant.Like most mammals, cats lose the ability to digest dairy after infancy. Feeding milk to a cat can encourage stomach upset and diarrhea.

Dogs with “squashed” faces have more health problems.The structure of the faces of pugs, boxers, and bulldogs makes them more prone to respiratory problems, dental problems, and other health issues.

Cats are capable of about one hundred distinct vocalizations;dogs are capable of about ten.

All Dalmatians are born white. Their spots develop within the first few weeks of life.

Hunting is not an instinctive cat behavior. If a kitten doesn’t learn to hunt from its mother or other cats, it’s unlikely that it ever will.

A dog’s sense of smell is up to one hundred thousand times more sensitive than a human’s.. While humans have about five million scent receptors in their noses, a bloodhound has up to three hundred million.

Domestic cats sleep an average of sixteen hours per day.In the wild, big cats that expend lots of energy hunting sleep even longer. Only sloths spend more of their lives asleep.

Dogs’ only sweat glands are between the pads of their feet.They dissipate the majority of their heat by panting, a method far more effective than allowing moisture to evaporate from the skin.

Cats are either lefties or righties.Psychologists at Queen’s University in Belfast discovered that female cats were more likely to favor their right paws, while male cats were more likely to favor their left. As with humans, some cats are ambidextrous, too.

Calico cats are almost always female.The gene for coat color is sex-linked, so to express both orange and black coloring, the cat must have two copies of the X chromosome. Rarely, an abnormality produces a male cat with XXY chromosomes and calico coloring; these cats are always sterile.

Dogs aren’t really color-blind.They do see colors, just not as well as humans.

All kittens are born with blue eyes.They begin to change color about two weeks after their eyes open.

Dogs’ wet noses help them smell better.The mucus attracts and “catches” more chemical scent particles in the air.

Most blue-eyed white cats are born deafabout 65 to 85 percent, says the Cornell College of Veterinary Medicine.

The only dog breed that doesn’t bark is the Basenji. However, Basenjis do make other noises, such as growls, whines, and even yodels.

Cats don’t meow at other cats.They reserve this sound for getting attention (not to mention food) from humans.

Dogs have no clavicles.Their disconnected shoulder blades allow them a greater range of motion for running and jumping.

When cats walk, their left front leg moves in tandem with their left back leg, and their right legs do the same. The only other animals that walk this way are giraffes and camels.

Domestic dogs can breed with wolves.Domestic dogs can breed with wolves.

The proper name for a group of cats is a clowder.A group of kittens is called a kindle.

It takes eighteen muscles to move a dog’s ear.This specificity of motion helps the dog pinpoint the origins of sounds much faster than a human can.

Both cats’ and dogs’ noses are unique, like human fingerprints. It’s becoming more and more common to take nose prints of dogs in case they’re ever lost or stolen.