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« on: January 10, 2010, 06:49:43 PM »
Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O no! it is an ever-fixed mark
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come:
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
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« on: January 10, 2010, 06:28:08 AM »
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« on: January 10, 2010, 05:00:11 AM »
 TIGER WOODS - I resolve to stop straying LINDSAY LOHAN - I resolve to stop TMI-ing on Twitter BRITNEY SPEARS - I resolve to actually sing on stage JON GOSSELIN - I resolve to set a good example for my kids. KANYE WEST - I resolve to take an etiquette class LEANN RIMES & EDDIR CIBRIAN - We resolve to be wary of security cams PRINCE HARRY - I resolve to become culturally sensitive LADY GAGA - I resolve to wear pants (atleast occasionally) LEVI JOHNSTON - I resolve to stop to cashing in on my Babbydaddy status. MEGAN FOX - I resolve to think before I speak MILEY CYRUS - I resolve to act my age. CHRIS BROWN - I resolve not to blame the victim
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« on: January 10, 2010, 12:55:08 AM »
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« on: January 09, 2010, 10:09:54 PM »
The Peacock is a magnificent bird. It’s a creature of inspiration to most of us, who know (or hope) at some level that we are lovely, but are often intimidated about displaying our true colours in all their splendour. The peacock displays his beautiful plumage for all to see. A peacock feather is a great example of a fractal in nature. Its iridescent plumage is remarkable and stunning. The white feathers have a pearlescent quality about them and reflect a different hue depending on the viewing angle. Woven into the myths and belief systems of cultures worldwide, the peacock presents itself through the science of alchemy, astronomy, Islam and Christianity, as well as Egyptian, Chinese and Indian cultures. India has adopted the peacock as its national bird. Some types of art depict peacocks looking backwards, towards their own tail. A peacock’s feathers are renewed each year so this is considered a symbol for renewal. Cultures around the world often pair peacocks and doves as focal points in the Tree of Life designs. The one below is from India. Peacocks are pure of heart. They pair with a mate and are loyal and faithful to their partners. To many, they also symbolise eternal love. The bright spots are known as ’eyes’ and inspired the Greek myth that the goddess Hera placed the hundred eyes of her slain giant (Argus) on the tail of her favourite bird. Peacocks are a symbol of beauty, reminding us to take pleasure in life. It is a symbol of beauty, prosperity, royalty, love, compassion, soul and peace. In buddhism the peacock symbolises purity and their feathers are highly prized. I love this next picture. It’s a hybrid species, a cross between a white and blue peacock. In one of Aesop’s fables, the peacock goes to Juno (the Roman name for the greek goddess, Hera) and he complains that the nightingale has a sweet song, and he does not. Juno replied that the peacock has great beauty and size. The peacock asked what good was his beauty without a great voice. Juno wisely replied that every creature has its gifts and faults, and they should be content with all they have and who they are. :superhappy:
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« on: January 09, 2010, 07:27:22 PM »
Every year, during the LA Auto Show's Design Challenge, major car companies design the cars of the future. Last year's theme was the face of motor-racing come 2025. This year's challenge - entitled Youthmobile 2030 - asked how drivers 16-23 years of age, raised on cell phones and Twitter, will emotionally connect to their cars in 2030? Designers from Audi, GM, Honda, Mazda, Nissan and Toyota stepped up to answer that question. Their designs included cars which incorporated human DNA, one's that could change both shape and color, and even cars which linked together to form a larger mass transit system. But the challenge winner was Nissan's V2G (vehicle-to-grid) concept. It's kinda like the iPhone of electric cars (or the Droid if you swing that way). It uses an electrified highway much like cell phones use cell towers. The e-highway stays charged by using photovoltaic skins which cover all major urban structures. Nissan itself would provide an affordable range of 'grid' access plans to meet a variety of lifestyles. But you can even jail-brake the car to go 'off-grid' in a variety of configurations. It can also flock with other vehicles to save money. And when the car is no longer useful; recycle it! It's made of a bioresin and carbon nanotube cloth. Using bacteria, the car would be devoured leaving only the cloth behind. The cloth could then be used for future models. Whatever you want the V2G to do…there's an app for that. Nissan's V2G concept competed against the following models: Audi's eOra and eSpira concepts respond to even the slightest body movements and gestures of the driver. The results are vehicles with unmatched agility and responsiveness. Of course, if you sneeze it could be fatal. GM's Car Hero concept makes driving a game. The driver plays against the car's autonomous system to win complete control over the vehicle. You start out by entering your destination into a navigation app on your smart phone and pray your car is not K.A.R.R. from Knight Rider. Honda's Helix is part car and part cylon. The vehicle uses human DNA along with adaptive polymers to transform to the driver's liking. It can change both in shape and color. Mazda's Souga is a custom built vehicle in which drivers use a virtual reality website -V Mazda - to design their car with the help of a design mentor. It's like ordering a Dell computer online. The Toyota LINK is a customizable, mass transit vehicle that links into other transportation 'social networks.' You can actually download skins to personalize the exterior. The wheels, made of an electro-conductive material, convert friction into energy to charge the car's battery.
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« on: January 09, 2010, 07:06:24 PM »
From above picture, you will get an idea, wots Northern Lights. The northern lights, also known as Aurora Borealis, are extremely bright, multi-colored, and fast-moving lights seen in the night sky. They usually appear in the northern hemisphere polar region, caused when electrically charged particles from the Sun (known as a solar wind) react to the earth's magnetic field by emitting light. The southern hemisphere has its own version, aurora australis; it's similar to aurora borealis but accompanied by sounds. Astronomers have witnessed auroras on Jupiter and Saturn. Around half millions ppz visit Finland every year to watch Northern Lights. Where is the coolest place to stay and see the Northern Lights? My vote goes to Hotel Igloo Village Kakslauttanen in Finland. The Northern Lights can be seen anywhere above 60 degrees north latitude but this place is special and these pictures show Surrounded by Lapland's exotic and stunning scenery, Hotel Igloo Village Kakslauttanen offers 31 first-class log cabins in Lapland. Hotel Igloo Village Kakslauttanen is located in the Saariselka fell area amidst beautiful Finnish Lapland scenery in the vicinity of Urho Kekkonen National Park along the road leading to Nordkap and the Arctic Ocean. Just look at these pictures to see how stunning this place is.. Imagine yourself sleeping in an Igloo made of Snow. It is totally quiet. Lights inside ice illuminate the Igloo. These make the atmosphere so exciting that never get bored of marvelling it, until you fall to deep, comfortable sleep in your warm down sleeping bag. When sleeping in the Glass Igloos the customer is able to marvel the amazing northern lights and the millions of stars in the sky. The experience is also unforgettable when there is a snowstorm. P.S:-Lapland is also known as Home of Santa Clause, so loads of Christians the world over visit Finland. Most beautiful place on eath for Honeyooners too :blink:
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« on: January 09, 2010, 10:56:16 AM »
This is first day of month: Where ur salary is ? Show me ur Pockets... I ll not give the money...... She spends all of my salary.....Booohoooo!!! Give me way..... I am going for shopping. Thanks Sweetheart............bye :)
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« on: January 09, 2010, 07:44:08 AM »
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« on: January 09, 2010, 06:32:31 AM »
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« on: January 08, 2010, 09:53:38 PM »
21st Century…
the revolution begins;
Our communication: Wireless
Our dress: Topless
Our telephone: Cordless
Our cooking: Fireless
Our youth: Jobless
Our food: Fatless
Our labour: Effortless
Our conduct: Worthless
Our relation: Loveless
Our attitude: Careless
Our feelings: Heartless
Our politics: Shameless
Our education: Valueless
Our follies: Countless
Our arguments: Baseless
Our boss: Brainless
Our Job: Thankless
Our Salary: Very LESS
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« on: January 08, 2010, 09:45:34 PM »
Little Johnny was busy doing his homework. As his mother approached she heard:
"One and one, the son-of-a-bitch is two."
"Two and two, the son-of-a-bitch is four."
"Three and three... "
His mother interrupted, asking where he had learned this way of doing math. Little Johnny remarked that his teacher Ms. Margo taught him.
His mother was rather upset and told him to stop the homework. The next day she stormed into Little Johnny's classroom and confronted Ms. Margo. Little Johnny's mother told Ms. Margo about Little Johnny's different way of doing math, and his claims that Ms. Margo taught it that way to the class.
The teacher was flabbergasted. She said that she couldn't understand why Little Johnny had said what he did. Then suddenly, Ms Margo exclaimed, "Oh, I know, here in school we say, one and one, the sum-of-which is two.
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« on: January 08, 2010, 09:44:07 PM »
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
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« on: January 08, 2010, 09:15:17 PM »
1. Don't let worry kill you- let the church help.
2. Thursday night- potluck supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
3. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
4. For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery upstairs.
5. The rosebud on the alter this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzer, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzer.
6. This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
7. Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
8. Wednesday, the ladies Liturgy Society will meet. Mrs. Jones will sing "Put me in my little bed" accompanied by the pastor.
9. Thursday at 5:00 p.m. there will be a meeting of the Little Mothers club. All wishing to become little mothers, please see the minister in his study.
10. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
11. The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
12. Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
13. The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
14. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
15. At the evening service tonight the sermon topic will be "What is hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
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« on: January 08, 2010, 09:03:20 PM »
Turn off the ignition? . . . No . . . . Get away from the car in case it explodes? . . . . . . No . . . . . . . Call 911 on her cell phone? . . . . . . . . No . . . . . . . . . . Can you imagine her first reaction! * * * * * *
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« on: January 08, 2010, 08:44:55 PM »
You have to hope that this study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable.Several months ago, scientists at europe's annual human reproduction conference suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female harmones in the beer, and suggested that men should look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory,100 men each were fed with six pints of beer within a one hour period. It was then observed that 100 percent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, could not drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, had to sit down while urinating and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further test is planned.
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« on: January 08, 2010, 08:28:50 PM »
1. AliBaba and the forty thieves are now AliBaba and the thirty thieves. Ten were laid off
2. Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate
3. Iron man now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs.
4. Women finally marrying for love, and not money
5. Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
6. The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America’s third biggest lender.
7. Q: Why have Dubai real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
8. Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
9. Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
10. Quote from a Wall Street banker:
This is worse than divorce. I’ve lost half of my assets and I still have my wife…!!!!..
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« on: January 08, 2010, 08:00:35 PM »
1. click me , i’m available 2. Wanna Go Too HeLL, I Have Tickets!?!? :happy: 3. To love someone is to see a miracle invisible to others … 4. invisible. only stupid people can see me. 5. Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at messenger@yahoo.com6. There are two kind of persons:who like me and who can go to hell :superhappy: 7.I’m going to Be Right Back! 8. Add request pending. :blink: 9.Me not here,me gone bye,leave a message,i’ll "replay" 10.Available and Invisible….But BUSY! 11.Nobody…….. is perfect…I’m Nobody 12.… if you wanna be more sexy , stay in bed and drink more PEPSI …
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« on: January 07, 2010, 09:59:20 PM »
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« on: January 07, 2010, 09:30:40 PM »
Guess who tops Pj as numero uno ?
I tell u
Numero Uno Person in PJ is Person above u :happy:
Too many topics ending with Person above u.
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