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« on: January 27, 2010, 05:11:29 PM »
Elastic Water could eventually replace plastic, or be used in an environmentally-safe plastic.
Bernama, a part of the Malaysian National News Agency, reports that Japanese scientists have created “elastic water.” Developed at the Tokyo University, the new material consists mostly of water — 95-percent — with an added two grams of clay and organic material. The resulting substance resembles jelly, but is extremely elastic and transparent.
The invention was originally revealed last week in the latest issue of the Nature scientific magazine. According to the article, the new material is quite safe for the environment and humans, and may be a “long-term” tool in medical technology, possibly to help wounded or surgically cut tissue to remain closed.Bernama also reports that--by increasing its density--the new material could be used to produce "ecologically plastic materials," or could replace plastic altogether. This aspect is still under investigation until September 2010. However, if successful, the scientists may have found a way to make the world a little greener.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 10:55:46 PM »
Look at the pictures below and see how beautiful the world, we are living in, is beautiful But it's such a god damn shame that we are Destroying this world all day everyday by doing this. Thank you for reading and I hope by making this thread I have at least made you think about our world and what is happening to it each and every day.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 10:07:26 PM »
Irrespective of our nationality, our race, our religion, our faith We all are systematically being fed with super lies about eachother, turning us against eachother. Well by whom? By our political leaders, by so called Godmen, by media and even by our parents and friends. What are those super lies? Have a look!!!!
You cannot trust people who isolate themselves into groups that believe they are somehow special or more important than everyone else...
You cannot trust the Jews... they believe they are the superior chosen ones... they run the NWO and control the world... they can’t forget the past and continually remind us about the events of 60 years ago...
The Muslims are no better... flying planes into buildings, planning their Jihads and stoning women to death for looking at a man. They sneak into a country and try their best to take over, telling us how WE should live our lives... when that fails they blow it up.
Then we have the Christians... damn them and their “forgive all bad people” mentality followed by a hypocritical “let’s nuke Iraq”
They need all their forgiveness with their paedophile priests and a past that involved the inquisitions and the death of millions!!!
None can be worse than a godless man... Atheist heathens who have no moral guide in life... How can they be trusted when they believe in nothing but their own invented ethics and self centred view on the world!
You can’t trust a Black man... wallowing in self pity about slavery and white man’s grasp on the world... always looking to blame someone else for his woes. Polluting our kids with their vile selfish Hip Hop gangster message.
Whites are as bad... constantly crying about losing their apple pie eating, banjo playing, cultural identity to the foreigners who have invaded the lands which the white man stole in the first place. Feeling it’s their human right to be richer than the rest of the world’s population and prepared to allow the world to suffer to achieve it.
Of course Arabs take some beating... living in palaces of gold and holding the world to ransom with their oil while the populations of their countries suffer in poverty. Acting like princes in the day and by night they are gambling, prostitute hiring, playboys!
The Chinese are dodgy Communist control freaks who want robots for a population. Dangerous ideology mixed with an inhuman endurance for suffering and servitude. They take over by tempting us with their tasty food and the mirage of humbleness... Spies, all of them!
AND THE LIST GOES ON N ON N ON .........
The biggest conspiracy the world has ever known is turning us against each other... how can the human race ever achieve anything while we are so busy pointing the finger?
Is the reason for this really a conspiracy... is it really a secretive organisation planning to turn us all against each other so that they can hatch their evil plans?
Or is it a more natural remnants of stone age man... the tribalistic need to isolate ourselves into small groups for protection... the need to be wary of those that are different?
Maybe it’s a mixture... maybe the powers that be are playing on our natural instincts of tribalism for their “divide and conquer” plan.
Whatever the reason, it is whats holding us back!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 09:38:40 PM »
Livio De Marchi is a Venetian sculptor who works, loves wood so much that he made everything in his home out of it and I do mean everything from furniture to clothing! He even made an amazing wooden car that actually works... as a car and a boat!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 09:10:00 PM »
“The greatest crime in the history of humanity is underway”, warns Austrian investigative journalist Jane Burgermeister who recently filed criminal charges with the FBI against the World Health Organization (WHO), the United Nations (UN), and several of the highest ranking government and corporate officials. She is charging them with bioterrorism and attempts to commit mass murder.
Bürgermeister has uncovered clear evidence that pharmaceutical companies and international government agencies are actively engaged in producing, developing, manufacturing and distributing biological agents classified as the most deadly bioweapons on earth. She claims the swine flu virus was created and released with help from the Rothschild/Rockefeller-controlled World Health Organisation (WHO) - the very body that declared it to be a pandemic.
The Swine Flu virus contains the original 1918 H1N1 flu virus, the avian flu virus (bird flu), and two new H3N2 virus genes from Eurasia. The U.S. news media is slowly admitting to the strange nature of the virus – even finally admitting that it is indeed a hybrid of pig, bird and human flu strains. However, they are still straining to explain how such an amalgamation of viruses came into being. In the April 30, 2009 issue of Nature, a virologist was quoted as saying, “Where the hell it got all these genes from we don’t know.” Debate continues to rage over evidence that the swine flu is a genetically engineered virus.
Flu is not the biggest danger…it’s the vaccine! In his July 2009 article ‘Vaccine May be Worse than the Swine Flu’, Dr. Russell Blaylock MD, PhD, wrote, “This is a very unusual kind of flu. It looks like it’s the product of gene splicing. The flu contains elements of the bird flu, two forms of human flu and various forms of swine flu.”
Celebrated author and lecturer, David Icke has been warning of what was coming for nearly 20 years. “It’s not 'coming' any more - it's here!”, says Icke. “The swine flu virus was created in a laboratory to generate mass panic with the specific intention of forcing everyone to take the vaccine. If you concoct and release a virus and then implement a clearly long-planned mass vaccination program, there can be only one sensible conclusion: swine flu is not the biggest danger here - it's the vaccine.”
According to Icke, the Swine Flu vaccine will target the human immune system. “As we see with the immune-destroyer we call AIDS, people don't die of AIDS, they die of diseases the immune system would normally deal with.”
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:33:35 PM »
Three women were sitting around and bragging about their children. The first one says, "You know, my son, he graduated first in his class from Stanford. He's now a doctor, making $250,000 a year in Chicago." The second woman says, "You know my son, he graduated first in his class from Harvard. he's now a lawyer, making half a million dollars a year and he lives in Los Angeles." The last woman says, "You know my son, he never did too well in school. He never went to any university but he now makes one million dollars a year in New York working as a sports repairman." The other two women ask, "What is a sports repairman?" The woman then replies, "He fixes games... you know, hockey games, football games, baseball games, cricket games...."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:30:05 PM »
Laloo Prasad Yadav was hosting a Japanese Delegation for Business Development to Bihar. The Japanese Embssary was quite impressed with Bihar and he stated, "Bihar is an excellent state. Give us three years and we will turn it into an economic superpower like Japan." Laloo was very surprised. "You Japanese are very inepicient (inefficient)," he stated "Give me three days and I will turn Japan into Bihar"
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:26:25 PM »
Laloo to a long-distance telephone operator:
"COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PATNA AND LAS VEGAS?"
Operator: "JUST A MINUTE, SIR ..."
Laloo: "THANK YOU", AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:24:52 PM »
Bush and Manmohan Singh meet each other as Bush had invited Manmohan Singh over dinner. Bush in an attempt to impress Manmohan SIngh ji says (in Hindi) " Hamara Country mein Techonology itni tarakkee ki ki hamara country mein sab aadmi log shaadi e-mail se kar lete hain. Manmohan ji says "Acha...Hamare country mein to log fe-male se shaadi karte hain
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:22:03 PM »
Mayawati came to Laloo Prasad Yadav's house with a goat
Laloo: Iss bhains ko mere ghar kyon layee?
Mayawati: Dikhta nahin ye bakri hai bhasns nahin.
Laloo: Hum tumse nahin bakri se pooch raha hoon!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:19:27 PM »
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. 'Isn't it true,' he bellowed, 'that you accepted Five Million Rupees to compromise this case?'
The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question.
'Isn't it true that you accepted five Million Rupees to compromise this case?' the lawyer repeated. The witness still did not respond.
Finally, the judge leaned over and said, 'Sir, please answer the question.'
'Oh,' the startled witness said, 'I thought he was talking to you.'
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:16:31 PM »
Lalu ka Appointment letter
Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft
Corporation, USA.
A few days later he got this reply:
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send
any further correspondence. No phone call shall be
entertained.
Thanks
Bill Gates.
Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.
He arranged a press conference :
"Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca
mein naukri mil gayee hai."
Everyone was delighted.
Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment
Letter
padkar sunaongaa ? par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath
Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.
Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet ----- aap to miltay hee naheen ho
our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- ab Letter vetter
bhejne ka
kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:11:50 PM »
A squad of American soldiers was patrolling the Iraqi border, when they came across a badly mangled dead body. As they got closer, they found it was an Iraqi soldier.
A short distance up the road, they found a badly mangled American soldier in a ditch on the other side of the road, struggling to breathe. They ran to him, cradled his bruised head and asked him what had happened.
"Well," he whispered, "I was walking down this road, armed to the teeth when I came across this heavily armed Iraqi border guard. I looked him right in the eye and shouted, 'Saddam Hussein is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash!'
He looked me right in the eye and shouted back, 'George W. Bush is a moronic, deceitful, lying piece of trash too!' We were standing there shaking hands when the truck hit us."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:06:38 PM »
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars.
Only one person could go, and he will not return to Earth. The first applicant,
an American engineer, was asked how much he wanted to be paid for going.
"A million dollars", he answered, "because I wish to donate it to M.I.T."
The next applicant, a Russian doctor, was asked the same question.
He asked for two million dollars. "I wish to give a million to my family,
he explained, "and leave the other million for the advancement of medical research."
The last applicant was a Indian politician (Lallu Yadav). When asked how much money
he wanted, he whispered in the interviewer's ear, "Three million dollars."
"Why so much more than the others?" the interviewer asked.
The Indian Politician replied, $1 million is for you, I'll keep $1 million,
and we'll give the American engineer $1million and send him to Mars"....
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« on: January 26, 2010, 08:04:09 PM »
Rabri Devi died and went to heaven. As she stood in front of Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
She asked, "What are all those clocks?
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said Rabri, "Who's clock is that?" .....
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved indicating that she never told a lie."
"Whose clock is that?".......
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice, telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life.
Rabri asked, "Where's my darling Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo"s clock is in my office", replied St.Peter,
guess why?
"I'm using it as a ceiling fan."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:57:21 PM »
Eight-year-old Jane brought her report card home from school. Her marks were good... mostly A's and a couple of B's. However, her teacher had written across the bottom:
"Jane is a smart little girl, but she has one fault. She talks too much in school. I have an idea I am going to try, which I think may break her of the habit."
Jane's dad signed her report card, putting a note on the back:
"Please let me know if your idea works on Jane because I would like to try it out on her mother."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:54:06 PM »
Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a pretty girl asked, "I want to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"
"Only one kiss per meter," replied the smirking male clerk.
"That's fine," replied the girl. "I'll take ten meters."
With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk hurriedly measured out and wrapped the cloth, then held it out teasingly.
The girl snapped up the package and pointed to a little old man standing beside her. "Grandpa will pay the bill," she smiled.
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:51:22 PM »
Teacher: "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Johnny: "It's a family tradition".
Teacher: "What do you mean?"
Johnny: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher: "What about your mother?"
Johnny: "She's a woman..."
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:48:28 PM »
The phone bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting... on a Saturday morning... after breakfast...
Dad: People this is unacceptable. You have to limit the use of the phone. I do not use this phone, I use the one at the office.
Mum: Same here, I hardly use this home telephone as I use my work telephone.
Son: Me too, I never use the home phone. I always use my company mobile.
Maid: So - what is the problem? We all use our work telephones !!!!!
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« on: January 26, 2010, 07:45:15 PM »
CEO was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect.
Later that morning he went out and got a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss". He then taped it to his office door.
Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said:
Your wife called, she wants her sign back!
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