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Love Pyar / Cutest Proposal by A Boy
« on: October 24, 2012, 07:21:32 PM »
Cutest Proposal by A Boy
Boy: Can you please close your eyes for a moment?
Girl: Ok, Done
Boy: Thanks, What a darkness isn’t it?
Girl: Yeah
Boy: That is my life without you.

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Fun Time / so why learn
« on: October 22, 2012, 08:29:21 PM »
The more you learn, the more you know
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. Why learn.
 

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Fun Time / HOMEWORK
« on: October 22, 2012, 08:08:09 PM »
H.O.M.E.W.O.R.K = Half Of My Energy Wasted On Random Knowledge  :waitin:

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Fun Time / wifi
« on: October 18, 2012, 12:51:03 AM »
Yesterday i named my Wifi "hack if you can"
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Today when i woke up it was changed to "challenge accepted" xD

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Shayari / Caterpillar
« on: October 17, 2012, 12:48:26 AM »
Brown and furry
Caterpillar in a hurry,
Take your walk
To the shady leaf, or stalk,
Or what not,
Which may be the chosen spot.
No toad spy you,
Hovering bird of prey pass by you;
Spin and die,
To live again a butterfly.

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Fun Time / Tongue Twister
« on: October 16, 2012, 04:03:57 PM »
She sells sea shells by the sea shore.
The shells she sells are surely seashells.
So if she sells shells on the seashore,
I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

...
I Know that you know that i know what you dont think i know but i know that you know that i know what you know that i know that you dont think i know but i know!

If you must cross a course cross cow across a crowded cow crossing, cross the cross coarse cow across the crowded cow crossing carefully.

Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People, Purple Paper People !

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Love Pyar / cute smile
« on: October 16, 2012, 03:41:47 PM »
One minutes smiling makes many frnds,
but one minutes angry make many enemies,
so enjoy your life with a cute smiling.

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Love Pyar / Wonderful Combination in this World..
« on: October 16, 2012, 03:37:51 PM »
Wonderful Combination
in this World..
Heart & beats  :love:
Night & Moon  :pjrocks:
Music & Songs  :rockon:
Roses & Love  :kiss:
My costly SMS  :blah:
& ur totally free SMILE!  :happy:

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Love Pyar / Love
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:56:09 AM »
A flower cannot blossom without sunshine, and man cannot live without love.

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Sab Sikhan Ko Hukam Hai.. Guru Maniyo Granth

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sikh dharm ka itihaas kehna toh main chahti thi..
dil se apne sare bhramo ko mitana toh main chahti thi..
mere babaji ne hath rakha hai mere sar maathe par..
main us meharbani ki bas ek jhalak dikhana chahti thi..

das paatshahiyon ke jyot swaroop guru granth sahib jee ka wardhan main kaise karun..
panch takht akal purakh ki aparampar mahima ka wardhan main kaise karun..
charon shahibjade kurbaan kiye the Guru Gobind singh ne apne..
panch pyare bahaduri sachche sikh sajaye,.. bakhaan unka main kaise karun..

rabb ji ki mehar ho toh kuch likhungi unke baare mein main.
abhi toh nadaan hun anjaan hun agyaan hun main..
janne ko baatein hain aseem us parmatma ki ..
itni sari baaton ka wardhan apni chhoti jubaan se main kaise karun..

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Fun Time / Falling In Love Joke
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:43:59 AM »
Boyfriend Apni Girlfriend Nu “I Love You” Kehnda Hai Te Gir Painda Hai,
Girlfriend: Ae Tusi Ki Kar Rahe Ho?
Boyfriend: I Am Falling In Love.

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Fun Time / Sukh-Chain Di Saa
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:39:13 AM »
Question: Wo Kehdi Cheez Hai Jehdi Wife Apne Husband Nu Saari Umar Nai Lain Dindi?
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Hor Soch Lavo.
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Ans. – Sukh-Chain Di Saa… (Breath)

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Fun Time / Tutak Tutak Tutiyan :)
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:34:25 AM »
Tutak Tutak Tutiyan Dahi Jama Lo,
Je Garmi Lag Rahi Taan Cooler Chala Lo,
Je Bore Ho Reha Hai Taan Mera Number Mila Lo,
Je Message Changa Ni Laggeya,
Mobile Nu Agg La Lo…

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Fun Time / Galat kamm
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:27:35 AM »
Teacher: Baccho, Dasso Jehde Loki Galat Kamm Karde Ne,
Oh Kithe Jande Ne??
Ik Kudi Boli Sharmande Hoye: Madam Sehar De Loki Hotel Te,
Te Pendu Loki Motor Te…

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Jokes Majaak / W – Most Dangerous Alphabet
« on: October 14, 2012, 03:23:19 AM »
Sir: Which Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?
Sharma: Ji, ‘W’.
Becouse All “Worries” Start From W.
Top Examples:
Who.
What.
Why.
When
Whom.
Where.
War.
Wine.
Whisky.
Woman.
And Finally…
Wife (Worries Invited For Ever.)

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Love Pyar / cute
« on: October 14, 2012, 01:47:18 AM »
cute feeling..;
my hands never pain while typing message for you..;
but my hearts always feel pain when there is no reply 4rm u..  :break:

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Love Pyar / Good Morning
« on: October 14, 2012, 01:45:22 AM »
M-ake the most of it.
O-pen your heart and mind.
R-emember to thank God.
N-ever frown
I-magine me
N-othing to worry.
G-ood Morning!

Wish you have nice day & ofcourse good morning:)

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Jokes Majaak / Love
« on: October 13, 2012, 09:15:51 PM »
Missing Someone You
0nce Had
Is Like
REMOVING A Ring At your
Finger
That You Have Worn For
Very Long …

It Feels Like Its Still
There
But
Its Not =/

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Jokes Majaak / Friendship
« on: October 13, 2012, 09:00:59 PM »
One,two,three,
Circle is free.
Four,five,six,
Love is very risk.
Seven,eight,nine,
Friendship is fine.

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