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Jokes Majaak / Dukhi gf di shayari
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:06:46 AM »
Ek dukhi girlfrnd ne apne boyfrnd k liye shayri likhi,................"Phoolon ka raja,"Bharon ka Shahjada," ............"Phoolon ka raja"  Bharon ka shahzada" ............,.......Dil tod k chala gaya.."  Kutta" Kamina" Haramzada"  :pagel:

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Jokes Majaak / Girlz nu kida da husband chahida hunda
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:04:38 AM »
Husband humara aisa ho,poket me jiske paisa ho,Lambi jiski hight ho,Gusse ka wo lite ho,Jub saas se meri fight ho,Kahe jaanu tum hi right hO.

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Jokes Majaak / Jdo paper na aaunda hove
« on: June 08, 2010, 03:01:57 AM »
All iz well remix-       Jab qustn papr ho out of cntrol...
.
Answer sheet ko karke fold...
.
Answer sheet ko karke fold...
.
Aeroplane banake bol
.
I... WILL... FAIL...
.
Student kya jane   result ka kya hoga,
.
Marks milenge ya zero pe tie hoga,
.
Koi na jane apne marks ka kya hoga,
.
Toh girlfriend ghumao,
.
Paise udao,
.
Paise uda ke bol,
bhaiya
.
I WILL FAIL

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Fun Time / Re: pj te ohne to pehla, bed te jehna to pehla & ki karde
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:37:38 AM »
Meeh(rain) vich khada post kar reha :hehe:

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PJ Games / Re: ur fav. sad song
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:33:09 AM »
Ik sheesha aate duja dil, dove tut de jarur ne. . . .

1566
PJ Games / Re: ~~tusi bade _______ o~~
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:28:39 AM »
Tusi bada kam krde ho ji

1567
PJ Games / Re: Give the nick name to the person above you
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:25:45 AM »
Miss manno

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PJ Games / Re: ~~PROpOSE THE Person ABove ya~~
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:22:03 AM »
Lai das veere,
jhede aapne veer hunde oh sab kuch hi hunde, frnd v, gud adv. v, pra v, ik teacher v jheda galti krn te smjhaunda

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Fun Time / Re: above person u saw, u r in rain & call u at midnight
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:18:34 AM »
Byk racing. . . :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: with whom u last speak to on phone?
« on: June 08, 2010, 01:00:11 AM »
Main gal kiti aaj. . . .laambaa ji naal(raman)
gas cyl lain jana c par meeh(rain) aa geya. . . .:hehe:

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Love Pyar / Re: J koi russ jave
« on: June 08, 2010, 12:40:52 AM »
jado oh tuhadi dsots bani c ta  tuhade dil nu changi laggi ta hi dost bani ta kise nu nhi pushia huna tusi ki dost banawa ya nhi so ajj tuhade ch sm misunderstadingz ho gaia ta ajj v apne dil nu pusho answer mill jau..kie di salah nal shaid ho sakda a ki gal hor wigad jawe and kadi kadi har ik tym di lodd hundi a shaid uhnau thoda tym chahida nd later theek ho jau...
thanx for such a nice sugg miss
and
bt rahi meri frnd di gal ta, , , she says main gusse hi nahi aa,
bt jatti ji, ,, jadho aapa ik relation vich hunde haan ta 2nd prsn te trust v krna chahida bt mere ik frnd ne oh hi ni kita and aaj tak aasi ik duje nu nahi bulayea, , , ,eh ta tusi v mano ge k ik relation trust de sahare hi hunda jdo oh hi ni reha ta relation v tut janda. . . . 

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Gup Shup / Re: Question - Optium Age of Getting Married and Kids
« on: June 07, 2010, 11:49:47 PM »
Lao ji. . .simple answer. . . .perfect age 2 get married is b/w 27-30. . . Bt j banda kamaun lag peya aa ta, j nahi kamunda ta mrg hi nahi krni chahidi, coz aaj oh hi prsn khush reh sakda jheda kamaunda aa, aaj kal diyan saarian needs paise naal hi purian hundiyan. . . . . . .bt sab toh phela aapne parents bare soacho jina ne tuhanu kamaun de kabil baneya, then aapni mrg bare. . . . . .
Bt hanji
j vehla hi rehana psnd hou ta ik ameer kudi lab lao :laugh: :hehe:

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Gup Shup / Re: Ajj mood kive hai janab da?
« on: June 07, 2010, 10:49:51 PM »
Khushi, dukhi, khushi, dukhi. . . . .eda hi renda roj

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Fun Time / Re: last kehra sad song sunya tussi ?
« on: June 07, 2010, 08:32:08 AM »
J tut hi geya te dukh seh dilan mereya

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gf banaun da mantar
« on: June 07, 2010, 08:27:11 AM »
waah ji waah  :laugh: :laugh: lagey raho  :happy:
hanji hanji pichle 5saalaa toh hi laage hoye aa :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gf banaun da mantar
« on: June 07, 2010, 08:21:53 AM »
Hanji yarro mainu pta k eh 4-5saal purana aa. . . , main ta post kar dita k jine read kita hou theek aa, jine nahi kar lauga. . . . .

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Gf banaun da mantar
« on: June 07, 2010, 08:07:16 AM »
hahahahhahahaha okha tera tenu bus kuria di gala aundia hahaha vase lalsa kki hunda?'
hun ki kra kudian mere warge nihaati shareef munde nu gaalaa hi kad diyan rehandiyan ne. . . . . .kyu ki "koi mere dil da haal na jane oh raaba"
:laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kudian te tava :laugh: :hehe:
« on: June 07, 2010, 07:58:30 AM »
Haaye oye merea raaba. . . .pher spam
mainu lagda j pj history ch kudian toh sab toh yaada spam milan wale nu eenaam mille ta pka first num mera hi aauga

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Jokes Majaak / Gf banaun da mantar
« on: June 07, 2010, 04:45:00 AM »
EH PRAYER ROJ KARO GF BAN JAU GI- :laugh: :hehe:

He mere ALLAH
Mai ha KLLA.

Radhe-Radhe
KUDI Milade

Jai shri Ram
Sohna hove naam

Jai Hanuman di
Hove mere HAAN di

Hare Murari
Hove KUWARI

Jai ma kHALI
Hove paise wali

Waheguru ji ka KAHLSA
Ik kuri di LALSA

Waheguru ji ki FATEH
Gori Gori FASSE

Jai shri KRISHAN
Pura hove MISSON

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Jokes Majaak / Kudian te tava :laugh: :hehe:
« on: June 07, 2010, 04:41:58 AM »
1) Dianasour or
"Sharif Ladki"  mein kya smanata hai?


?


??


???


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?????Dono Ab Iss Duniya me Nahi Paye jate.

2)teacher-"pinki" sab ladko se baat karti hai"


batao is sentence mein pinki kya hai??


Santa-"chalu" aa sali...

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