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« on: August 07, 2014, 02:29:40 PM »
Hann b Happy B'day manjot kuddeeee!!!! I knw phela ho geya tuahde ohdr 8 treek ni hoyi bt main ohdo tak ni jaag sakda :pagel: n vaise v ehdr 8 treek ho hi aa ....so happy b'day n rabb tuhanu har khushi dain :)
N yes eh v pta k har vaar vangu kanjusineyyy tu photo cake bhej k hi Saar daina ....par phr v j change ho gi aa ta das davi...main Acc number send kr dauga...oss ch paise pava dayi main aape party kr lauga :pagel:
N phr toh happy b'dayyyyyyy manjoteeee
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« on: May 17, 2014, 02:16:21 AM »
SAT SHRI AKAL 22 sab nu....... main gernade urf bamb 22 nu kehana aa k kato katt aa message of the day vale da thoda tym da fark pavo  : ...kyuki jdo eh aaunda aa ohdo ta main sutta hunda aa X_X katto kat 9vje da hi rakh loooo :cooll:.....pichle 2-3 saal toh apni varri udeek reha :pagel: j ik vaar varri aayi c ta kehande late ho geya 22 tu ..kisse hor nu mil gayi vaari :104: phr ik vaar april fool te styanash kitta mera message of the day da :comeon: ta j kar sakde aa thoda late ta vekh lavoooo.....main assesa hi dauga vaddu diyan :pagel: ......nahi ta vaise hi ik din paa deo bache di rooh khush ho jaugi...2-3 saal toh ta udeek reha :pagel: DHANWAAD :cooll:
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« on: August 30, 2012, 03:52:34 AM »
: : SSA sab nu....yaar aa ganea dea para vich ik gana aaunda aa 01:36 toh 02:03 tak...... oh gaana koi das sakda k kehada aa te kito mil jauga ta bhali meharbaani hougi.......ohh gal evhe aa mera na hune hune taza taza dil tuteya ta krke aa gana bhala ghaint aa :blush: ta das deo yarro j pta :hehe: ...... dhanwaad ohda jheda gaana das dauga :smile:
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« on: June 22, 2012, 01:16:37 AM »
ਇਕ ਵਾਰ ਜੋਕ਼ਰ ਨੇ ਇਕ ਚੁਟਕਲਾ ਸੁਣਾਇਆ ....
ਸਾਰੇ ਲੋਕੀ ਬਹੁਤ ਹੱਸੇ , ਦੂਜੀ ਵਾਰ ਫੇਰ
ਓਹੀ ਚੁਟਕਲਾ ਸੁਣਾਇਆ ...., ਫਿਰ ਲੋਕੀ ਥੋੜਾ ਘਟ
ਹੱਸੇ , ਤੀਜੀ ਵਾਰ ਫੇਰ
ਓਹੀ ਚੁਟਕਲਾ ਸੁਣਾਇਆ ....,,,
ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕੀ ਬਿਲਕੁਲ ਵੀ ਨੀ ਹੱਸੇ ...........
ਜੋਕ਼ਰ ਨੇ ਪੁਛੇਆ ਕੀ ਗਲ ਹੁਣ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਹਸਦੇ ਕਿਓ
ਨੀ......??
ਤਾਂ ਲੋਕਾਂ ਨੇ ਕੇਹਾ ਕੇ ਇੱਕੋ ਗਲ ਤੇ ਵਾਰ ਵਾਰ
ਹਾਸਾ ਨੀ ਅਉਂਦਾ.....
ਤਾਂ ਜੋਕ਼ਰ ਅੱਗੋਂ ਹੱਸ ਕੇ ਕਹੰਦਾ.............
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ਅਗਰ ਤੁਸੀਂ ਇੱਕੋ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਤੇ ਵਾਰ ਵਾਰ ਹੱਸ
ਨੀ ਸਕਦੇ .....
ਤਾਂ ਫਿਰ ਵਾਰ ਵਾਰ ਇੱਕੋ ਗਮ (ਕਿਸੇ ਦੀਆਂ ਯਾਦਾਂ)
ਤੇ
ਉਦਾਸ ਕਿਓ ਹੁੰਦੇ ਓ :mean: :mean:
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« on: April 08, 2012, 06:24:38 AM »
ਪਹਿਲਾ ਮੰਗ ਪਾਈ ਤੂੰ ਕੱਟੀ ਦੀ
ਫਿਰ ਮੰਗ ਪਾਈ ਤੂੰ ਵੱਛੀ ਦੀ
ਰਹਿੰਦੀ ਖੂੰਹਦੀ ਮੱਝ ਵਿਕਾਤੀ, ਕੀ ਕਹਿਣੇ ਕੁੜੀਏ ਤੇਰੇ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕੱਟੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਂ ਨਹੀ ਲੱਭਣੀ, ਤੈਨੂੰ ਡੰਗਰ ਬਥੇਰੇ
ਕੋਈ ਛੱਡਣ ਵਾਲੀ ਗਾਂ ਹੋਈ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪੇ ਛੱਡ ਦੂੰ
ਕੋਈ ਕਿੱਲਾ ਮੱਝ ਪਟਾ ਗਈ, ਮੈਂ ਆਪੇ ਗੱਡ ਦੂੰ
ਭਾਵੇ ਰੰਗ ਇਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਕਾਲੇ,ਬਈ ਦੁੱਧ ਦੇਣ ਬਥੇਰੇ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕੱਟੀ ਨੂੰ ਮਾਂ ਨਹੀ ਲੱਭਣੀ, ਤੈਨੂੰ ਡੰਗਰ
ਬਥੇਰੇ :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 28, 2012, 04:10:53 AM »
Sonia Gandhi the fourth richest politician in the world in the list 'Meet The 23 Richest Politicians In The World' by Business Insider. Net Worth: $2-19 billion In EC affidavit, she have stated that she does not even own a car and has a few lakhs in her bank account but the story is different. Here is the list: 1- King Abdullah Bin Abdul Aziz (Saudi Arabia) Net Worth $21bn 2- Sultan Hassanal Bolkiah (Brunei) Net Worth $20 bn 3- Michael Bloomberg, USA (Mayor NY) Net Worth $18.1bn 4- Madam Sonia Gandhi, India (President of INC) Net Worth $2-19 bn* 5- Khalifa Bin Zayed Al Nahyan, United Arab Emirates,Net Worth: $18 billion 6- Vladimir Putin, Prime Minister Russia, Net Worth $180,000-$40 billion 7- Savitri Jindal,India,Net Worth: $13.2 billion 8- Zong Qinghou,China,Member, National People's Council,Net Worth: $10.8 bn 9- Serge Dassault,France,Senator,Net Worth $8 billion 10- Silvio Berlusconi,Italy,Member of Parliament,Net Worth: $7.8 billion 11- Hans-Adam II,Liechtenstein,Prince,Net Worth: $4-$7.6 billion 12- Wu Yajun, China Member, National People's Council,Net Worth: $6.67 billion 13- Suleiman Kerimov,Russia,Net Worth: $5.5 billion 14- Mohammed Bin Rashid Al Maktoum,United Arab Emirates,Net Worth: $4.5 bn 15- Sebastian Piñera,Chile, President,Net Worth: $2.5 billion 16- Lu Guanqiu,China,Member, National People's Council,Net Worth: $2.4 billion 17- Andrei Molchanov,Russia,Member, Federation Council (upper house of Duma/parliament)Net Worth: $1.8 billion 18- 18 Kostyantin Zhevago,Ukraine, Member of Parliament,Net Worth: $1.2 billion 19- Asif Ali Zardari,Pakistan,President,Net Worth: $1-$4 billion 20- Darrell Issa,USA,Member, House of Representatives, Net Worth: $195-$700 Mn 21- Michael McCaul,USA, Member, House of Representatives, Net Worth: $258-$380 Mn 22- Jane Harman,USA,United States, House of Representatives, Net Worth: $160-$326 million 23- John Kerry,United States,Position: Senator,Net Worth: $181-$281 million Source: http://www.businessinsider.com/richest-politicians-in-the-world-2012-2?op=1
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« on: March 27, 2012, 01:31:47 PM »
Gill 22-
Why see loves a rose,
which dies in a day
but,doesn't love me,
who dies 4 her everyday....??? :break: :break: :break: :woried: :sad: :sad:
God Replied :-
mastttttttt haiiiiiiiiii chotuuuuuuu
pj pe daal de...... :O :laugh: :laugh:
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« on: March 27, 2012, 11:01:59 AM »
Dil c mera v koi humraaz ban javve :love:
jad kitte baitha ta mere kol aave :smile:
kol aa k mainu aapniya BEFALTU galla sunave :blah:
thak javan ta aapne hatha naal sehlave :balle:
russa ta nakhreya naal manave :hug:
par edi gal v nahi mitro :woried:
j jayada nakhre vikhau :angr:
ta wahlea eh gal v pakki aa k kan te laffeda v zarur khau :he: :he:
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« on: February 23, 2012, 07:53:42 AM »
ajj meri ex gf gal kar rahi c mere nal fake id bnaa ke,
gal gal te kehndi tusi tusi, thda pyaar jeha jtaa ke,
shyd ho rahi c ohnu khushi menu bevkoof jeha bnaa ke,
par main v hun shaitaan ho geya c lokan kolo nitt de dhoke khaa ke,
ajj meri ex gf gal kar rahi c fake id bnaa ke ,
hun tan main ohnu nai chaunda , eh ohnu kidan samjhaava,
ohde nal nal hi chal gayia c meria zindgi diyan bhedia blaavan,
bht khushi ho rahi hai ajj ohnu gwaa ke
bas hun tan ohde ton doori hi rakha bnaake,
ajj meri ex gf gal kar rahi c fake id bnaake .........
:pagel: aa kuj lines mere cousin ne likhyian c aaj jdo ohdi ex ohde naal fake id bana k gal kar rahi c :laugh:
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« on: November 06, 2011, 01:51:42 PM »
I went to a party Mom,
I remembered what you said.
U told me not to drink,
Mom,So I drank soda instead.
I really felt proud inside, Mom,
The way you said I would.
I didn't drink and drive, Mom,
Even though the others said I should.
I know I did the right thing, Mom,
I know you are always right.
Now the party is finally ending, Mom,
As everyone is driving out of sight.
As I got into my car, Mom,
I knew I'd get home in one piece.
Because of the way you raised me,
So responsible and sweet.
I started to drive away, Mom,
But as I pulled out into the road,
The other car didn't see me, Mom,
And hit me like a load.:(
As I lay there on the pavement, Mom,
I hear the policeman say,
"The other guy is drunk," Mom,
And now I'm the one who will pay.
I'm lying here dying, Mom....
I wish you'd get here soon.
How could this happen to me, Mom?
My life just burst like a balloon.
There is blood all around me, Mom,
And most of it is mine.
I hear the medic say, Mom,
I'll die in a short time.
I just wanted to tell you, Mom,
I swear I didn't drink.
It was the others, Mom.
The others didn't think.
He was probably at the same party as I.
The only difference is, he drank
And I will die.
Why do people drink, Mom?
It can ruin your whole life.
I'm feeling sharp pains now.
Pains just like a knife.
The guy who hit me is walking, Mom,
And I don't think it's fair.
I'm lying here dying
And all he can do is stare.
Tell my brother not to cry, Mom.
Tell Daddy to be brave.
And when I go to heaven, Mom,
Put "GOOD BOY " on my grave.
Someone should have told him, Mom,
Not to drink and drive.
If only they had told him, Mom,
I would still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom.
I'm becoming very scared.
Please don't cry for me, Mom.
When I needed you, you were always there.
I have one last question, Mom.
Before I say good bye.
I didn't drink and drive,
So why am I the one to die?
After Reading this letter few have quit drinking and many have quit habbit of "DRINK & DRIVE". Did You read he said "Someone should have told him, Mom".
Please "SHARE" this wall post if not for that innocent guy who died then at least for that mother who lost her SON.
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« on: September 01, 2011, 02:27:37 PM »
SSA janta......svare mainu compressor chahida c par pher mainu mil geya par oh kehande reg karo te dollar deo hun main reha gareeb banda dollar kitho dava....so j kisse nu free ya full video compressor da pta ta das devop tuhanu aasisa devaga main :rabb: :rabb:
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« on: August 20, 2011, 03:18:08 PM »
Where is debugger or host application running?? 1)on local host 2)on other machine enter ip address pher ik dabba jhea banea eh ohdo hunda jdo chat cahlauna firefox te............ te google chrome te aa pic wala aanda....matlab chat wali jagah te page khul janda..... te aa safarian te explorer chaulaunda ni main....and j mere ee panga chat ta koi chakkar niiiiii chalu pher eda ee  :
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« on: May 09, 2011, 11:58:24 AM »
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« on: April 30, 2011, 10:04:02 AM »
YARRO IK REQ AA.....aaj kal fb te eda de page bht ban rahe aa.......so, plzzzzz tusi sare fb te ta hovoge hiiiiiiiii............ta plzzzzzz ess page nu report karo..............
te KUDIAN layi spcl...........ess page te bht abusive language aa so, ohna di marji aa kholna ja nahi..............
baki verro tusi ta enu report karo............par haan plzzzzzz lyk na kareooooooo.....hor tusi lyk karke gallaaaa likhna caho par eda ohthe userzz vadiii jaa rahe han te eda page block hona aaukha ho jau so,,,,plzzzzzzz don't lyk itttthttp://www.facebook.com/pages/I-Hate-Gobind-Rai/183216771724717
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« on: April 23, 2011, 08:52:23 AM »
Ssa Veero bhaino, saheliyo, vadeo , choteo ji gal eh hai k main haiga thoda desi jhea te mainu english smjh nahi lagdi....matlab angreji cho lagpag fail ee hunda reha so hun jehadi v film net toh dwnlod karda oh lagpag eng nikal di aa te mainu kucjhh sm ee ni lagda bas ohna de action vagera ee vekh laina baki bakwass ki kar rahe ne oh ni smjh aandi, lage v tej tej hunde aa bolan...pta ni kida smjhde hone khud v te REQ e h aa ki j kisse nu pta k eng dub movie kitho dwnlod kra ta pllzzzzzzzzzzzzz das deoooooooooooooo mainu v kuch smjh aa jayea karugibaki meri eng jaayda aadi nahi haigi bht changi aa meri english bolan ch v  :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:
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« on: December 31, 2010, 11:59:57 AM »
happy new year merian bhena....merian shelian :happy: merea yaara :hug: mere bharava.....sade admin saab jhede ki bht busy hunde
te baki mere saare yaar anmulea nu
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« on: August 13, 2010, 06:34:55 AM »
O waqt bda acha c,
jdo main nikka bcha c..
Goliyan-tofian khanda c,
chotiyan nikkran panda c..
Odo sasta bda petrol c,
par cycle mere kol c..
Na kudiyan da koi zikr c,
menu padai di bs fikr c..
Na orkut te status likhda c,
ms-word te paint sikhda c..
Jdo yar saare mere nal c,
odo waqt ne badli chal c,
school chad aaye colg vich,
kyuki zindgi da swal c..
Hun group ch rehna painda hai,
sorry, thank-u kehna painda hai,par fer v yar mere puchde ne,
tu kalla-kalla kyu rehnda hai..
Main jwab nhe de panda ha,
bs chup-chap reh janda ha,
fir akhru poonjh ke kehnda ha,
tusi saare jao main aanda ha..
Sb puchde wajah dil sakht di,
main keha yad aagyi us waqt di,
jo waqt bda acha c,
jdo main nikka bcha c..
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« on: August 11, 2010, 12:58:24 AM »
Bai india ya hor country toh kehada ehda da user aa jina ghar ik v mobile phone haini. . . . . .sahi answer daina evhe haasaa majak na krna yaadaa. . . ,
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« on: August 08, 2010, 06:09:36 PM »
Ssa dosto. . . Main aaj soach reha c k aapa kida saare pj te pj de frndz nal pyar krde. . . Par ik din oh aauna jdo saarea ne busy ho jana, kisse da vivah ho jana kisse ne kitte chale jana. . . Par eh haseen yaadaa hamesha yaad rehan gian. . . .te ena nu yaad krke hamesha ek mithi jahi smile aapne muh te aa jani. . . . . .haana. . . .ek din ta aauna ee aa jdo kayian ne eh zindgi chad daini. . .jida purane user ne kita may be ohna da vivah vagera ho geya hove. . . .jive main aaj purane purane topic vekh reha c ta kayi userz vekhe jhede kadhi ol hi ni aaunde. . . . . . .te yr jdo aapa v aapni lyf vich busy ho jana ta bas yaadaa hi reh jania. . . .ta bht ta ni keh sakda par main pj te aapne frndz nu miss jarur karuga. . . . Jina vich , jatti, noxi, power 22. . .te baki kayi userz v aaunde. . . .eh 3 main ess krke kyu ki eh hamesha meri bakwas di bakwas gal da jawaab dinde kadhi mera gussa ni krde. . . .jatti ta ohdo de mere frnd jdo da main register kita. . . .thank u yaar saarea da. . . .and thank u ohna sarrea da v jina eh site banayi. . . . . .baki vekho ki future aa. . . . .
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