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9941
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:58:54 PM »
:happy::
9942
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:54:29 PM »
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9943
« on: December 19, 2010, 10:02:30 AM »
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9944
« on: December 19, 2010, 08:46:43 AM »
dost
9945
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:22:15 AM »
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9946
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:21:27 AM »
:cry: :cry:
9947
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:17:36 AM »
power nu krayane di dukaan te job mil gyi...
te MALIK osnu Customer nu attend karn da tareeka dasde hoye kahnda hai.. 8-> 8->
Malik.. -->> Customer kadi v khali na jave.. :wait:Je kuch nai hai ta kuch hor offer krdo..
thori der baad ik Customer aaonda hai.... :sad:
Costmer to power -->>toilet paper daiyo.. :waitin:
power-->> :balle: :balle: toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar lejo..
Customer ...
:angry: :angry:
9948
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:15:23 AM »
9949
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:14:10 AM »
Teacher : Name the liquid which changes to solid when heated
Sandhu : Dosa :cooll:
Students : anti jatti,powerlifter,marjana gill
wah wah good ans :balle: :balle:
Bus Cunductor: Why are you standing near the door, is your father a watchman?
Sandhu : Why are you always asking for “Change”, Is your father a Beggar ?? :excited:
A professor to Sandhu: “what is attention deficit hyperactive disorder?”
Sandhu : “JAMBALAKDI PAMBA”
professor: “i dont understand anything” :waitin:
Sandhu: “same 2 you” :rockon:
Sandhu : Im sleep with dad last night  :
Teacher corrects him: no..no..I slept with dad last night
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Sandhu : :wait: :wait:so.. you came after I slept..?
Father to Sandhu : Why can't you not think every woman as your mother?
Sandhu : I can, but if i did so, what will people think of you?
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To be is to do(Socrates)
To do is to be(Plato)
To be or not to be(Shakespeare)
Scoo be do be dooo (Sandhu , LKG)……..
Teacher : What is “Al2 O3″ ?
mand : Alumina.
Teacher: Sandhu, What is ‘Fe2 O3″?
Sandhu : “Filomina”
Teacher :What is the name of Gandhiji’s son?
Sandhu: Dineshan
Teacher :Why?????
Sandhu : Mahatma Gandhi is the father of di-neshan
yahooooooooooooooooooooooooo
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9950
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:04:53 AM »
Golden Words.
Agar duniya mai mehnat ki Qadar hoti
Too Gadha sub se zayada izzat dar hota.....!
* Dedicated to all hardworking and busy friends....*
9951
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:02:35 AM »
Once a Smoker was smoking at airport. A gentleman came & asked him. How much do you smoke a day?
Smoker: Why are you asking such question?
Gentleman replied: If you had collected that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.
Smoker asked that gentleman: Do you smoke? Gentleman:-No. Smoker asked:- is that plane belongs to you? Gentleman replied:- No.
Smoker:-Thanks for your kind advice,but that plane is mine
[Smoker's Name - Vijay Mallya]
Moral of the Story : Unnecessary advice is injurious to health J
9952
« on: December 19, 2010, 06:00:25 AM »
Teacher to Boy
Ek taraf paisa hai
ek taraf damag
...
kiya lo ga?
Boy: paisa
Teacher: Ghalat..
Ager Me hoty to Demag leti..
Boy: Jis k pass jo nahi ha vo wohi leta hai : :laugh: :laugh:
9953
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:58:54 AM »
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9954
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:58:14 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: gggg
9955
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:57:26 AM »
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9956
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:56:05 AM »
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9957
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:54:29 AM »
ਨਾ ਫੌਟੌਆ ਮੇਰੀਆ ਵੇਖਿਆ ਕਰ,
ਫੇਰ ਤੂੰ kahenga ਪਿਆਰ ਹੌ ਗਿਆ,
ਦਿਲ ਤੇਰਾ ਟੁੱਟ ਜਾਉਗਾ sohniya,
ਜੇ ਮੈਥੌ ਇਨਕਾਰ ਹੌ ਗਿਆ
"ਬਾਂਹ ਫੜਕੇ ਲੈ ਚੱਲ ਮੈਨੂੰ,,,
ਬੜੀ ਸੋਹਣੀ ਮਿੱਟੀ ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਰਾਹਵਾਂ ਦੀ,,
ਜੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਸਜ਼ਾ ਤਾਂ ਮਨਜ਼ੂਰ ਸਾਨੂੰ,
ਪਰ ਕੈਦ ਹੋਵ...ਤੇਰੀਆਂ ਬਾਹਵਾਂ ਦੀ..
9958
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:44:41 AM »
Hai pyaar sanu tere naal
humraaz eh farishtey ne
pehchan lai sanu lakhaan cho
eh roohan de rishtey ne .........
9959
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:41:42 AM »
zindgi to dil akk chuka bs
hun mout udeeki jane aa....
khuda ne kismat ki likhi meri....
lakeeran hathan diyan vekhi jane aa...
socheya c raati taare wfa krn ge..
agg suraj di saeki jane aa..
khusiyan nu kehri jholi pawan..
sonu dardan nu aakhi jane aa..
zindgi to dil hun akk chuka..
bs mout udeeki jane aa.........
9960
« on: December 19, 2010, 05:38:40 AM »
ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਆਪਣਾ ਆਪ ਛੁਪਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
ਫੱਟ ਜਿਗਰ ਦੇ ਹਾਸਿਆਂ ਹੇਠ ਦਬਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ,
ਸਮਝ ਨਾ ਲੈਣ ਕਿ ਅਸੀਂ ਬਾਜ਼ੀ ਹਾਰ ਗਏ,
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਨੈਣਾਂ ਚ' ਨੀਰ ਸੁਕਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ
ਦਿਨ ਵੇਲੇ ਨਾ ਨਿਕਲਿਓ ਏਹ ਦੁਨੀਆਂ ਵੇਖ ਲਊ,
ਏਸੇ ਲਈ ਦਿਲ ਚ' ਉਠਦੇ ਹਉਕਿਆਂ ਨੂੰ ਸਮਝਾ ਕੇ ਤੁਰਦੇ ਹਾਂ
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