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Jokes Majaak / Re: a weight machine
« on: December 23, 2010, 04:53:53 AM »
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Jokes Majaak / boss calling.............« on: December 23, 2010, 03:48:58 AM »
Boss 2 Secrtry: 4 a week v’ll go abroad.
She cals husb: 4 a week I & boss r going abroad. Husb cals GF: Wife going. Lets enjoy. GF cals her student: 4 a week u r free. Litle boy cals grandpa: Im free. Grandpa(boss) cals Seceratary:Tour Canceld. Im wid my grandson dis week. Sec cals husb: Tour cancl Husb cals GF: Wife not going GF cals boy: Dis week ur clas as usual Boy cals grand pa: Sory I ve 2 attnd my class. Grand pa cals Secy:V r going abroad.. 2 b cont. :laugh: 9763
Jokes Majaak / Re: How does lazy people like jhanda amli power and billu bakra take bath« on: December 23, 2010, 03:46:43 AM »
yanki g :happy:
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Jokes Majaak / Amli joined English speaking course« on: December 23, 2010, 03:45:58 AM »
One day he went to shopkeeper and said
. . . .. . . . . "PLZ give me some broken money to let it climb on GURUDWARA". :laugh: :laugh: 9765
Jokes Majaak / a weight machine« on: December 23, 2010, 03:41:55 AM »
Wife Hints 2 cobra singh for A New Car
Saying, :wait: :wait: :wait: "Dear, Buy Me Something that Goes 0 To 80 In 3 Secs When I am On It..." Husbnd Gifted Her :blah: :blah: . . .. . . . . . .. . . . . . . .. . . . . a weight machine :blah: :blah: WIFE.... :angry: :angry: 9766
Jokes Majaak / How does lazy people like jhanda amli power and billu bakra take bath« on: December 23, 2010, 03:28:09 AM »
How does lazy people like jhanda amli power and billu bakra take bath during winter
They stand infront of a mirror Throw water on the mirror And say …. Ohh marr gya itnna thanda paani :laugh: :laugh: 9767
Jokes Majaak / Re: little but interesting« on: December 23, 2010, 03:23:31 AM »
ok g ok jad marji dosto
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Jokes Majaak / Re: baith k 20,000 wali SCOOTRy te,« on: December 23, 2010, 03:22:21 AM »
oh kive g :happy:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: power zoo ka watchman...« on: December 23, 2010, 03:21:25 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: ਛੱਲਾ yahoo ਤੇ ਆਵੇ« on: December 23, 2010, 03:19:29 AM »
eve he aa kuriaa dosato
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Ik zaruri suchna:« on: December 23, 2010, 03:18:01 AM »
hor ki eve he aa dostoo
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Koi BOOK esi milti jis pe Dil luta dete« on: December 23, 2010, 03:17:04 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:ki kariaa yrr
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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli te ohde wife...« on: December 23, 2010, 03:10:32 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: dosto
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Jokes Majaak / Re: lifeeeeeeee.« on: December 23, 2010, 03:06:25 AM »
mere vehle dosto :happy:
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Shayari / Re: je karni hove bewafai ta eho jihi kari« on: December 22, 2010, 05:50:17 PM »
22 g
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Jokes Majaak / power to mutiyar...« on: December 22, 2010, 04:40:50 PM »
Zulfaan Terian Chudail Vargiyaan,
vehle baith rab ne bnayian, gode gode chadi shikri, utto juaan ne ronakaan layian, ik tera rang mushki, dooja mushk tere ton maare, Mittran da sah rukda,, prah ho k beth mutiyare :laugh: :laugh: 9780
Jokes Majaak / lifeeeeeeee.« on: December 22, 2010, 04:28:37 PM »
Life ....
College life is like Reliance !! ********************* " Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein" ********************* Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ********************* " Aisi Azadi aur Kahan" ****************** After Engagement is Like Idea!! ************************* " Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi" ******************** After Marrige is like Hutch!! ********************** " Where U go.. network Follows" ************************* After Kid is like BSNL!! ***************** " All lines are Buzy" *************** so frnds enjoy each moments __________________ |