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9681
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:35:15 PM »
 22 g
9682
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:09:07 PM »
kya baat hai g =D> =D>
9683
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:07:33 PM »
nice aa g bhut he sohna g
9684
« on: December 24, 2010, 05:05:35 PM »
wow nice g kya baat hai sim g lagda tuhanu v pyr ho gaya aa :blah:
9685
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:19:01 PM »
Who is a tru INDIAN?
RAJIV GANDHI..
why..?
Becoz, he is the only leader who followd d rule
"Al Indians R My Brothrs n Sistrs"
n married a Foreign Item! :laugh:
9686
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:16:41 PM »
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first,
Girl closed her eyes
& return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies. :laugh:
9687
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:13:55 PM »
Classic Example to prove gals r selfish:
when i was a small kid, so many gals wanted 2 kiss me, i allowed
Now i want 2 kiss many gals but dey dnt allow... how selfish :laugh: :laugh:
9688
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:08:01 PM »
hahhahaha mai nai labh sakda 22 g sry :laugh:
9689
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:05:43 PM »
22 g
9690
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:04:43 PM »
22 g
9691
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:03:45 PM »
title gg
9692
« on: December 24, 2010, 04:02:31 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:
9693
« on: December 24, 2010, 03:09:46 PM »
:won:
9694
« on: December 24, 2010, 03:08:03 PM »
:laugh:
9695
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:30:02 AM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
9696
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:27:20 AM »
Kehande punjab police di koi rees nai. . .
Kal ik bhaia neher ch naha reha c te police vala kehanda. . .
"chal oe bahar aa k kapde pa teri talashi leni hai"
:laugh: :laugh:
9697
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:21:25 AM »
A pretty young girl walks inside a Professor's cabin and says:
"Mein marks milane ke liye kuchh bhi kar sakati hoon"
Professor: Kya kahaa? Kuchh bhi?
Girl (thodaa sharma ke): Sir aap jo kahenge woh karoongi?
Professor: Kuchh bhi karogee???
Girl: (aur thodaa sharmaa ke): Haan sir... kuchhhhh bhi karoongi.
Professor: Toh padhaayi karo..
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2 cockroach hospital ke ICU me admit hain.
Pehlaa poochhtaa hai: "kyoon bhai Baygon effect?"
Doosraa: "No yaar Paragon"
9698
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:14:24 AM »
g
9699
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:07:08 AM »
Ek Ladkaa bus stop pe khade khade ek ladki ko dekh kar gaana gaane lagtaa hai:
"Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon
Tujh me rab dikhtaa hai yaara mein kyaa karoon"
Girl:
"Matthaa Tek,
Prasaad chadhaa aur
Dafaa ho jaa"......
:laugh: :laugh:
9700
« on: December 24, 2010, 11:00:55 AM »
Kyun chalti hai pawan,
Because of evaporation .
Kyun jhoome hai gagan,
Because of earth's rotation.
Kyun machalta hai mann,
Because of disorder in digestion.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun gum hai har disha,
Because u have poor sense of direction.
Kyun hota hai nasha,
Because of drug addiction.
Kyun aata hai mazaa,
Because u enjoy the situation.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
Kyun aati hai bahar,
Because of change in season.
Kyun hota hai karar,
Because of taking tension.
Kyun hota hai pyaar,
Because of opposite attraction.
Na Tum Jano Na Hum!!!
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