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Jokes Majaak / A love couple .....
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:37:47 AM »
A love couple sitting in the park, boy tries 2 kiss the girl…..

Girl: No dear not all this b4 marriage.

Boy: Don't worry darling I m already married.
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Jokes Majaak / anti da mobile...
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:34:06 AM »
Ek anti jatti thi deewani si

Mobile lekar chalti thi

Nazrain jhuka ke

Sharma ke

Mobile mein jaane kya dekha karti thi

Kuchh karna tha shaayad usko

Par jaane kis se darti thi

Jab bhi milti thi mujhse

Yehi poochha karti thi

Yeh ON kaise hota hai,
Yeh ON kaise hota hai

aur main sirf yehi kahta tha
ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai...............

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▒▒▓▓█ਜੱਟ ਸ਼ੋਕੀ ਕਾਲੇ ਮਾਲ ਦਾ█▓▓▒▒
 nu ohdi gf chad gai. . . . :break:

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 roj ohde ghar agge ja k toilet kar aunda c. . . :thaa: :thaa:

Ik din ohdi ex-GF ne puchea aidan kyu karda. . :waitin: :waitin: ??

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 kehanda aeh dassan vaaste k tere bina bhukkhe ni marde. . .  :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / bhootni dea ...
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:25:23 AM »
SANDHU :- dr. saab mujhe chot lag gai hai .
Dr. :- bahut gehri chot hai , taanke lagenge 1000 rs. lagenge !
SANDHU :-bhutni dea taanke lwone ne , kadhai ni kraani  :cooll: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: main school nahi jaaungi...
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:22:49 AM »
 :hihpanga: :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarb gill....fail ho gaya...
« on: January 15, 2011, 03:21:51 AM »
 :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:kite anti sachi na dekhan lagg jave  :rabb:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ek ladki ko dekha tuuu....
« on: January 15, 2011, 02:34:20 AM »
lol mai ta nai sudrna

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ye ladki
« on: January 15, 2011, 02:33:02 AM »
 :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarb gill....fail ho gaya...
« on: January 15, 2011, 02:31:55 AM »
mai nai dekhda c lol.par fer v fail ho gaya kyu k anti mainu dekhde rehde c lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ameer da bacha te greeb da bacha.....
« on: January 15, 2011, 02:27:09 AM »
thx dosto .aunty tainu ki hoya

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Shayari / Re: pyar ya nafrat
« on: January 14, 2011, 04:50:34 PM »
 :cry:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarb gill....fail ho gaya...
« on: January 14, 2011, 02:08:04 PM »
 :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarb gill....fail ho gaya...
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:50:49 AM »
 :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: main school nahi jaaungi...
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:49:33 AM »
 :hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Lifeboy
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:47:56 AM »
 :omg:

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Jokes Majaak / Lifeboy
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:21:07 AM »
ik boy ladki ko har jgha sey tuch karta hian btaoo kon

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Lifeboy hian jha tandrusti hain whaaa Lifeboy

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Jokes Majaak / main school nahi jaaungi...
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:19:17 AM »
laddki daadi se:- "main school nahi jaaungi. raste mein laddke chheddte hain."

daadi:- "bahaane mat bana school ja, main bhi usi raaste se roj bazaar jaati hoon, mujhe to koi nahi chheddta." hahaahahaha
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Jokes Majaak / ek ladki ko dekha tuuu....
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:17:52 AM »
Ek ladki ko dekha to aisa laga,

dusri ladki ko dekha to vaisa laga,

par dono ne thappad mara to ek jaisa laga :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / ye ladki
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:16:29 AM »
ye ladki,


uffff,


ya allah,


itni sundar,


wah wah!!,


haye!,


itni smart,


oye hoye,


itni mast,

haye main mar janwan,

itni cute,


itni intelligent,


itni lovable,

aur kitni sweet hai.

IS MESSAGE KE SABHI SHABD KALPNIK HAIN.INKA WASTWIK DUNIYA SE KOI SAMBANDH NAHI HAI.KRIPYA AISI CHIZON PAR DHYAN NA DEIN "
thanks

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Jokes Majaak / sarb gill....fail ho gaya...
« on: January 14, 2011, 11:14:37 AM »
Father2 sarb gill : padosi ki ladki ko dekh. :wait: :wait: Who exam main 1st aai hai.

Sarb gill: us ko he to dekhta tha tabhe to fail hogaya. :love: :love: :love:

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