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Jokes Majaak / some future bollywood movie titlez....

« on: January 17, 2011, 09:46:23 AM »

~ some future bollywood movie titlez...~

java Wale Job Le Jayenge

Hum Disconnect Ho Gaye Sanam,

Meri Hardisk Tumhare Paas Hai

Aao Chat Kare

Hum Hai Programmer Oracle Key

Programmer No 1

Mera Naam Developer

Badalate Platforms

Kuch Kuch Download Hota Hai

Kahani Keyboard Ki

Hum Aapke Memory Mein Rahate Hain

Har Kohi Jo Hack Ho Gah

Do(2) Processor Baarah(12) Terminal

Mera Code Chal Gaya

Har Din Jo Mail Karega

Khel Virus Ka

Aur Logout Ho Gaye

Virus Aur Antivirus

Yeh Raste Hain Internet Kay

Network Ke Ush Paar

Debugging Koi Khel Nahi

Jis Desh Mein Bill(Gates) Rahata Hai

Client Ek Numbari, PROGRAMMER Dus Nambari

Onlinepan

Login Karo Sajana

Naukar PC Ka

Firewall (Border)

Net Bin

Meri Debugging

Restart To Hona Hi Tha

Tera Mera Program

Partition (Deewar)

Rehna Hai Tehre Inbox Main

1942 - A Bug Story

Kabhi Connect, Kabhi Disconnect

Raju Ban Gaya MCSE..!

Kaho Na Virus Hai

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli ta robot

« on: January 17, 2011, 09:45:24 AM »

:happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: girlfriend wo hoti hai ....

« on: January 17, 2011, 02:30:19 AM »

bechara pta nai kehra gareb fass jana lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarb gill....fail ho gaya...

« on: January 17, 2011, 02:26:55 AM »

asha g mainu ta pta he nahi c g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da piazza ...

« on: January 17, 2011, 02:25:13 AM »

lol tainu nai pta simo?

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 06:00:44 PM »

:love:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 02:55:13 PM »

:hug:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da mobile...

« on: January 16, 2011, 02:53:08 PM »

:won:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: doctor.....

« on: January 16, 2011, 11:23:36 AM »

:hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu da football match..

« on: January 16, 2011, 11:22:26 AM »

:won:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da piazza ...

« on: January 16, 2011, 11:18:48 AM »

haji mai free nai c.chal koi na ena tuhanu ki kehda.pehala v ta v kha he lainde c lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da piazza ...

« on: January 16, 2011, 11:02:59 AM »

:won:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 10:28:30 AM »

:waitin:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti da kutta

« on: January 16, 2011, 05:57:26 AM »

:hihpanga:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu da football match..

« on: January 16, 2011, 05:54:40 AM »

sweeto

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 05:50:46 AM »

mai ta heart patient a te jisde doctor anti a lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti jatti te master

« on: January 16, 2011, 04:58:52 AM »

:laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu da football match..

« on: January 16, 2011, 04:56:53 AM »

sandhu: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.

DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.

sandhu : Can I take tomorrow, tonight is final game.....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 04:54:42 AM »

Doctor to patient: Ab aapki tabiyat kaisi hai.

patient: Doctor saheb Pehle se jyada kharab ho gayi hai.

Doctor: dawai khali thi kya?

patient : Nai doctor saheb. Dawai ki shishi to bhari hui thi.

Doctor: Are mere kehne ka matlab hai ki, dawai le li thi kya.

patient: Ji, aapne dawai de di thi aur Maine le li thi.

Doctor: Abe, dawai pili thi kya?

patient: Oho, nai doctor saheb dawai to lal thi.

Doctor: Abe GADHE, Dawai KO piliya tha kya?

patient : Nai. Doctor, Piliya to mujhe tha.

Doctor (in frustration) : Abe Teri to, Dawai KO muh lagakar Pet me dala tha k nai?

patient: Nai doctor saheb.

Doctor: Kyon?

patient: Kyonki dhakkan band tha.

Doctor: Teri sale, to Khola kyon nai.

patient: Saheb, aapne hi to kaha tha ki, shishi ka dhakkan band rakhna.

Doctor: Tera ilaz main nai kar sakta!

patient: Accha Doctor saheb ye to bata do ki main thik kaise hounga

Doctor : Abe teri

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Jokes Majaak / mand doctor de kol

« on: January 16, 2011, 04:52:20 AM »

Doctor- Ab tabiyat kaisi hai?
Mand- Pehle se zyada khrab hai.
Doctor- Dawai khali thi kya?
Mand- Nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi.
Doctor- Mera matlab dawai le li thi?
Mand- Ji chemist shop se to maine le li thi.
Doctor- Bewkoof dawai pee li thi?
Mand- Nahi, dawai to laal thi.
Doctor- Abe gadhe dawai ko pee lia tha?
Mand- Nahì sahab peelia toh mujhe tha.....!!

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