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8941
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:14:31 AM »
anti jatti....j samundar ch nimbu da ped hove....ta
nimbu kiwe torr k leyave ga....????????
Sandhu......
chirri bn k ud k lai k ava ga......
anti jatti.......insaan kdi chirri hi nhi bn skda....
sandhu......na samundar ch nimbu da buta tera bappu la k ayeya c
anti jatti :cooll: :cooll:..
8942
« on: January 29, 2011, 05:11:35 AM »
mand sahib ...mere sath chalogi.....?
Girl .....Kahaan..?
mand sahib ...Jaha Tum kaho ...
Girl....Police Station Chalte hain
mand sahib ...lo karlo gall banda apni bhen naal majak vi nahi kar sakda
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
8943
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:19:19 AM »
Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8944
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:17:21 AM »
An boy and his father from a village, very new to a city, were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a rather heavy, not too attractive, older lady walked up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady walked between them into a small room.
The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a beautiful, young woman stepped out. The father, said quietly to his son, "Go get your Mother"
:cooll: :cooll:
8945
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:06:16 AM »
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
8946
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:05:01 AM »
 22 g
8947
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:04:28 AM »
eve he aa fer :cooll: :cooll:
8948
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:03:48 AM »
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
8949
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:03:00 AM »
jad tu tusi dadi ban gae :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8950
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:02:10 AM »
eh ta jhande nu pucho :thaa:
8951
« on: January 29, 2011, 04:01:20 AM »
:angry: :angry:
8952
« on: January 28, 2011, 04:27:22 PM »
:cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
8953
« on: January 28, 2011, 02:05:32 PM »
ਸਾਡੇ ਵਰਗੇ ਫ਼ਕੀਰਾਂ ਦਾ..ਕੀ ਜੀਣਾ ਤੇ ਕੀ ਮਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕਿਸਮਤ ਦੇ ਵਿੱਚ ਹਾਰ ਲਿਖੀ..ਤੇ ਅਸੀਂ ਪੈਰ-ਪੈਰ ਤੇ ਹਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੇ ਜੀਣ ਦੀ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਖੁਸ਼ੀ ਨਹੀਂ..ਨਾ ਮਰਨ ਦਾ ਗਮ ਕਿਸੇ ਕਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਬੇਵੱਸ ਲਾਸ਼ ਨੂੰ ਵੇਖ..ਨਾ ਦਿਲ ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਭਰਨਾ ਏ
ਸਾਡੀ ਕਬਰ ਤੇ ਕੋਈ ਫ਼ੁੱਲ ਉੱਗਣਾ ਨਹੀਂ..ਨਾ ਫ਼ੁੱਲ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੇ ਧਰਨਾ ਏ
8954
« on: January 28, 2011, 02:04:10 PM »
ਅੱਤਵਾਦ ਕਹਿ ਕੇ ਬਦਨਾਮ ਕੀਤਾ ਲਹਿਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਖੜਕੂ ਕਹਿ ਚੁੱਕੇ ਪੁੱਤ ਘਰੋ ਪਹਿਲੇ ਪਹਿਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਬਣ ਗਏ ਮੁਕਾਬਲੇ ਕਈ ਘਰੋ ਗਏ ਸੈਰ ਨੂੰ''
ਕੋਮ ਦੇ ਗੱਦਾਰਾ ਲਈ ਇਹੋ ਹੀ ਸਲਾਹਾ ਨੇ''
ਛਾਤੀ ਉੱਤੇ ਵਾਰ ਕਰੋ ਜੇ ਜੰਮੇ ਤੁਸੀ ਮਾਵਾਂ ਨੇ'''
ਕੱਲਾ ਸ਼ੇਰ ਘੇਰੀਆ ਸੀ ਗਿੱਦੜਾ ਤੇ ਕਾਵਾਂ ਨੇ''
8955
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:59:44 PM »
jhanda amli," power Yaar mai tere lyi ik kudi dekhi aa.. Rhista kar lai, Kudi B.COM hai :blah: :blah:
power," Yaar Guri dekh, kudi chahe Jehri Marzi COM di hoe, bus Pari Likhi hove. :laugh: :laugh:
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8956
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:57:34 PM »
sarb gill.. Kuriya Cheran Collage Gaya Te Ik Kudi Nu Aaundi Dekh Ke Kehnda :love: :love:
"Oh Mitro Jaan Ni Deni Sukki Khabar Laini Mutiyar Di
Kudi Ik Mardi Kann Te Thappar Te Kehndi :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
"Aaho Mutiyara Diya Khabran Layi Chalo Apni Maa Bhawe Civil Hospital Ch Payi Howe Usdi Khabar Na laio Kade :hit: :hit: :hit:
sarb.... :omg: :omg:.
8957
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:54:43 PM »
Pappu - dadi ki aasi hamesha 5 he rawange, tusi, Papa, Mummy, sister or main
Dadi (payar nal)- nai putt, jado tera veah ho jau, assi 6 ho jawange.
Pappu- Je behan da veah gea fr asi 5 ho jana :sad: :sad:
Dadi- nai putt, jado tere munda hoega fr assi 6 ho jana. :balle: :balle:
Pappu- fr dadi tu Mar jana assi fr 5 reh jana :sad: :sad:
Dadi- chup kr khote de putter soaja banda ban k :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
8958
« on: January 28, 2011, 01:51:33 PM »
ALCOHOL contains FEMALE HORMONES..
Proof is,
After drinking..a Man..
1-Talks unnecessarily
2-Becomes extra emotional n
3-Starts fighting without reason.:-)
:laugh:
8959
« on: January 26, 2011, 04:44:06 PM »
morni
8960
« on: January 26, 2011, 10:16:35 AM »
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