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Jokes Majaak / Re: tuhada mooh!....
« on: February 02, 2011, 04:54:12 PM »
thx titlee g

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Shayari / Kithe Asi Fer Nu Uth Jayiea
« on: February 02, 2011, 04:23:55 PM »
**~~Tu Tan Rall Giya Duniya Che Nazara Vekh Ke,
Asi Baithe Na Kishti Che Kinara Vekh Ke,
sadi Arthi Nu Bhi Na Dayi Tu Modda Yara,
Kithe Asi Fer Nu Uth Jayiea....Tera Sahara Vekh Ke....

Oh Aye Sadi Zindagi Wich Kahni Banke
Dil Wich Rahe Sada Oh Ik Nishani Banke
Asi Jina NU Ankha De Wich Vasa Liya
Oh Bhi Nikal Gaye Ankha Cho Paani Banke....~~**

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ਕੁੱਝ ਕੋਮਲ ਚੇਹਰੇ ਕਲੀਆਂ ਤੋਂ, ਬਣ ਗਏ ਨੇ ਅੱਜ ਖਾਰ ਜਿੰਦੇ

ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ ਬਚਦੀ ਬਚਦੀ ਕੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ,ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਖਾ ਗਈ ਮਾਰ ਜਿੰਦੇ…

ਦੀਦ ਜੀਹਦੀ ਲਈ ਤਰਸੀਆਂ ਅੱਖੀਆਂ, ਰਾਹੀਂ ਨੈਣ ਵਿਛਾਏ ਸੀ

ਆਪਣੇ ਵੀ ਨਾ ਹੋਏ ਆਪਣੇ, ਉਹ ਵੀ ਰਹੇ ਪਰਾਏ ਸੀ

ਜਾਨ ਪਰਾਈ ਕਰ ਬੈਠੀ ਕਿਉਂ ਅੰਤਾਂ ਦਾ ਇਤਬਾਰ ਜਿੰਦੇ…

ਨੀਂ ਤੂੰ ਬਚਦੀ ਬਚਦੀ ਕੰਡਿਆਂ ਤੋਂ ,ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਤੋਂ ਖਾ ਗਈ ਮਾਰ ਜਿੰਦੇ…

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Jokes Majaak / tuhada mooh!....
« on: February 02, 2011, 03:51:38 PM »
Master Shokeen gabru

: btao vo kon c chiz

hai jo tum roj dekh to

sakte ho par tod nai

sakte?

Stdnt Sohal:

Master ji!!!!!......

tuhada mooh!

Shokeen:
 :blah: :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Hum gye unki gali mein
« on: February 02, 2011, 03:49:52 PM »
Hum gye unki gali mein., :dumlak:

Aur Vo phool barsane lage., :love:

Jab dekha unki mummy ne., :blah: :blah:

To sath mein gamle bhi Aane lage. :thaa: :thaa:.

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Gup Shup / Re: ਜੀਭ
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:11:52 PM »
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand da kutta,,
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:10:11 PM »
 :thaa:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand te master g....
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:08:54 PM »
 :comeon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand de dost da vivh
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:07:44 PM »
 :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand da kutta,,
« on: February 02, 2011, 10:01:28 AM »
 :balle::

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Gup Shup / Re: ਜੀਭ
« on: February 02, 2011, 09:59:32 AM »
thx power challea

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Gup Shup / Re: read it...
« on: February 02, 2011, 08:37:34 AM »
thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / rate ---rs.30 .....
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:36:53 AM »
Its a scary story.read it if u dare enough.





Once in a rain there was an old man satnding with a book in his hand 4 sale.



A man came 2 him nd asked 4 buying.




He sold the book 4 rs.3000 nd said "don't open last page of the book"

else u face problem


man finished reading all the pages with great fear but not last page.


Out of his curiousity he opened the last page 1 day.




Then he was shocked 2 see ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,








m.r.p rs.30 only

hahaha
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / mand da kutta,,
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:33:24 AM »
1 waar mand  :surp:da kutta(dog) bimaar ho gea ,,

 fir mand ne Docter nu phone kita te docter leke usdee ghar aa gea ,, :wait: :wait:

docter ne kutte nu check kita te kiha ke ,,mand tuhade kutte di ghar ch izzat  hundi ,,ehde naal acha behave(wihaar) kita jave ,,nai te esne marr jana ... :happy: :happy:

 mand jaldi jaldi bolea ,,,le Docter saab tuc aah ki gall kiti a ,,meri wohti ne aj tak sade dova ch kadi koi fark nai samjea ,, :rockon:iko time roti paundi aa sani dova nu .....

Docter........ :omg:

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Jokes Majaak / mand de dost da vivh
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:30:13 AM »
mand nu wiaah da card aaea ,, :blah: :blah:

oh ready hoke ,

tohr shokr kadhke tyaar hoea te aapne dost de wiaah te chala gea ,,, :cooll:

mand baara bhangra paa reha c ,, :balle:

fir Baraat Palace pohnch gai .. :balle:

Baba ji ne Ardaas kiti te Milni shuru ho gai ............ :rabb:

Jado sari milni khatam hoi te mand nu boht kutt pai ............ :comeon:



kyuki



mand kehnda k main Munde da yaar aa ,,, :balle: :balle:Kudi de yaar nu bulao main v milni karni aa

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Gup Shup / read it...
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:28:11 AM »
The most selfish one letter word..........."I" -- Avoid it.
The most satisfying two-letter word........"WE" -- Use it
The most poisonous three-letter word......."EGO" -- Kill it.
The most used four-letter word........"LOVE" -- Value it.
The most pleasing five-letter word......."SMILE" -- Keep it.
The fastest spreading six-letter word......"RUMOUR" -- Ignore it.
The hardest working seven-letter word....."SUCCESS" -- Achieve it.
The most enviable eight-letter word......."JEALOUSY" -- Distance it.
The most powerful nine-letter word......."KNOWLEDGE" -- Acquire it.
The most essential ten-letter word......"CONFIDENCE" -- Trust it

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Gup Shup / Speaking without thinking
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:21:57 AM »
Speaking without thinking is shooting without taking aim.



Kindness is a language which the deaf can hear
and the blind can see

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Gup Shup / ਜੀਭ
« on: February 02, 2011, 07:19:20 AM »
ਜੀਭ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਹੱਡੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਹੁੰਦੀ, ਪਰ ਇਹ ਕਈਆਂ ਦੇ ਹੱਡ ਤੁੜਵਾ ਸਕਦੀ ਹੈ....

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Jokes Majaak / Re: gobar...
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:26:11 AM »
haji haji lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: log galat smjh lenge
« on: February 02, 2011, 02:24:34 AM »
 :rockon:.lol loka nu ta pehla he sak a mai eve darda c.

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