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8761
« on: February 17, 2011, 02:47:32 PM »
 dosto
8762
« on: February 13, 2011, 04:14:24 AM »
THX
8763
« on: February 13, 2011, 03:40:29 AM »
Chor pakadne ki machine bani...
USA - 1 din mein 9 chor pakde gaye.
China - 1 din mein 30 chor pakde gaye.
UK - 1 din mein 50 chor pakde gaye.
India -
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1 ghante mein machine chori ho gayi!
East or West, India is the best!
8764
« on: February 13, 2011, 03:32:49 AM »
ik adami behosh ho geya ,
dctr :-ya to mar geya hai,
jad us adami nu jlaan lage ,
oh uth k boleya main zinda ha,
wife boli :-chup karke pai ja pagla tu ki dctr nalo jyada siyana a .... :won: :won:
8765
« on: February 13, 2011, 03:26:07 AM »
Ik Haryanvi ne bank se car loan liya. Voh loan vapis nahi kar paya. Bank vale uss ki car le gaye.
Haryanvi: Agar mere ko yeh pata hota to mein apni shaadi ke liye bhi loan leta. :laugh: :laugh:
8766
« on: February 13, 2011, 03:13:10 AM »
How a BOY withdraws cash from ATM.
1. Park the car
2. Go to ATM Machine
3. Insert card
4. Enter PIN
5. Take money out
6. Take ATM Card out
7. Drive away
How a GIRL withdraws cash from ATM
1. Park the car
2. Check makeup
3. Turn off engine
4. Check makeup
5. Go to ATM
6. Hunt for ATM card in the purse
7. Insert card
8. Hit Cancel
9. Hunt in purse for chit with PIN written on it
10. Insert card
11. Enter PIN
12. Take cash
13. Go to car
14. Check makeup
15. Start car
16. Stop car
17. Run back to ATM
18. Take ATM card
19. Back to car
20. Check makeup
21. Start car
22. Check makeup
23. Drive for 1/2 mile
24. Release handbrak.... :cooll: :cooll:
8767
« on: February 13, 2011, 02:22:34 AM »
22 g
8768
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:38:54 PM »
ਕੁਝ ਇਸ ਤਰਾਂ ਮੈਂ ਅਪਣੀ ਜ਼ਿੰਦਗੀ ਤਮਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਸਵੇਰ ਤੋਂ ਸਿਰਫ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਵੇਖਾਂ ਤੇ ਸ਼ਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਸੁਪਨਿਆਂ ਵਿਚ ਵੀ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਤੇਰੇ ਬਿਨਾਂ ਕੋਈ ਦਿਖਾਈ ਨਾਂ ਦੇਵੇ
ਉਮਰ ਭਰ ਲਈ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਅੱਖਾਂ ਨੂੰ ਤੇਰਾ ਗੁਲਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ
ਤੇਰੀ ਪ੍ਯਾਰ ਦੀ ਖੁਸ਼ਬੂ ਨਾਲ ਮਹਿਕਣ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹ
ਤੇ ਜਿੰਨੇ ਵੀ ਹੋਣ ਮੇਰੇ ਸਾਹ ਉਹ ਤੇਰੇ ਨਾਮ ਕਰ ਦੇਵਾਂ..
8769
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:36:39 PM »
agr koi ladki aapko rah chlte bhai keh de to ghbrane ka nhi
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Ek thapad laga ke bolo
idhar kya kar rhi ho?
Ghar jao.
:excited: :excited:
8770
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:33:09 PM »
Science Teacher :
taare kado tutde ne, te ehdi khoj
kinne kete c ?
mand... :
Koi muttiyar pehla karke pyar,
...vaade karke hazaar,
jado thoddi aa saare,
ohdo tutde aa taare.
Ahte isde khoj Dr. Nachattar Gill ne
kete c... :laugh: :laugh:
Teacher :cooll:
8771
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:30:53 AM »
haji haji mai ta bach k he rahu lol
8772
« on: February 12, 2011, 04:30:00 AM »
haji haji lol
8773
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:10:04 AM »
ap daso g
8774
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:07:50 AM »
moto
8775
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:06:09 AM »
mai kyu dasa g
8776
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:04:12 AM »
:won:
8777
« on: February 12, 2011, 03:02:29 AM »
khelo india khelo lol
8778
« on: February 12, 2011, 02:59:13 AM »
hasde raho g fer
8779
« on: February 12, 2011, 02:57:11 AM »
:hihpanga:
8780
« on: February 12, 2011, 02:55:41 AM »
lol kar lave tuhade nal mainu ki
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