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Jokes Majaak / kiss....
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:01:57 PM »
never kiss a lady police,
she will say, hands up.

never kiss a lady doctor,
she will say, next please

always kiss a lady teacher,
she will say, repeat it 5 time
 :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

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mind na krea kr 22

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jhande amli de khaniii..
« on: February 21, 2011, 02:51:19 PM »
thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: fateh de gf.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 02:50:45 PM »
thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Physics would have been much easier if
« on: February 21, 2011, 02:50:14 PM »
sukar aa 22 g tusi v reply kita thx

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Complaints / Re: THX PJ.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 02:49:20 PM »
thora tameez nal bol sarb gill jayada bandar vangu tapoosea na maar .mai teri bakwas sunne nu ethe nai aunda .tere jehe ullu de muh nai lagda mai.te jive bolda tainu ghardea tameez nai diti vadea nal kive bolida.

te power sry yr tu ta gussa he kar gaya
tera nam he ik bachda jo mai lai sakda.tu v mind kar gaya.chal kari ja tera apna khoon jalna mera ki jana challea

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Jokes Majaak / Re: bappu da mobile...
« on: February 21, 2011, 07:37:41 AM »
 :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Physics would have been much easier if
« on: February 21, 2011, 07:37:07 AM »
 :loll: :loll: :loll:

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Complaints / Re: THX PJ.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 07:36:12 AM »
lifter ki gal bara gusa aya poora gal da pata v hai tainu ja bas bolna he aunda aa.mai jhande nu eh keh k aaj mai unban hoya ta tu puchda k sandhu nu unban kine kita te kyu kita.mai eve da ki karta c jo unaban nai c karna cahida,ta tera nam lea c k power ne v ta bolea c ohnu v ta kise ne ban nai kita c.ki gal ethe bolne da kise da huk nai aa ?baki rehi gal dasan de mainu ki dasna .kise da ethe kus lukea nai ,baki tere nal meri koi dusamani nai jo mai eh gal kari aa

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thx jass paji ese bahane read ta kiti tusi lol

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Jokes Majaak / jhande amli de khaniii..
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:43:01 AM »
PJ JANTA suno  :nthg: :nthg: :nthg:

ashq jhanda amli :kamli: :kamli: di kahani.......





jhanda ji apni MSHOOK di GALI ch gye  :cool:











thoda SHARMAYE ..... :he:






thoda ITRAYE... :he:







thoda MUSKRAYe ....  :happy:









phir ZOR naal CHILLAYE  :happy:
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" Loha Vech ...... Raddi Vech ....Khali Boria.........Botlan vech....



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Jokes Majaak / Physics would have been much easier if
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:36:33 AM »
Physics would have been much easier..

if…










if..




















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“Tree” had fallen on Newton’s head instead of Apple.. 
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Jokes Majaak / fateh de gf.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:34:04 AM »
fateh: janu ab tum badal gayi ho.

Girl: why? :he:

fateh: Ab me tumhe kiss karta hu to tum
aankhe band Q nahi karti? :wait:

Girl: pichli var band ki thi to purse se 100Rs
gayab the :blah: :blah:

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Shayari / My Dard SMS Shayari Collections Part_1
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:28:09 AM »
Meri Chahat ne Use Khushi De di,
Badle Me Usne Mujhe Sirf Khamoshi De di.
Khuda Se Dua Mangi Marne Ki,
Lekin Usne Bi Tadapne Ke Liye Zindagi De di .......+++++


Hum agar aapse mil nahi paatay
Esha nahin kay aap humein yaad nahin aate
Mana ka jahaan kay sab rishtey nibahaye nahin jatey
Par jo bas jatay hai dil mein wo bhulaye nahin jatay-++

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Har ek muskuruhat muskan Nahi hoti,
nafrat ho ya mohabbat aasan nahi hoti,
aansu gam ke aur khushi ke ek jaise hote hai,
inki pehchan aasan nahi hoti...++

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Who aate to hain magar tan se nahi,
who bhethe to hain magar man se nahi,
kaun kehta hai ki who pyaar nahi karte,
karte to hain magar humse nahi.++

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Jinki raahon mein humne bhichai the sitare;
Unse kehte hai harpal aansuon ke sahare;
Ho gaye hai saare shikwe kitne kinare;
Magar phir bhi kyun woh hua na humare!+

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Mayoos mat hona, yeh aik guna hota hai
Milta vahi hai jo kismat main likha hota hai
Har cheez milhe humain, yeh zaroori tou nahi
Kuch cheezon ka zikar doosre jahan mein hota hai+


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Complaints / Re: THX PJ.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:26:01 AM »
hhahahhahahah thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Angry Husband...
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:22:46 AM »
thx dosto

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Jokes Majaak / Re: chor farne vali machine...
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:21:55 AM »
 :cooll: :cooll: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: anti te titlee.....
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:21:12 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: bappu da mobile...
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:20:10 AM »
haji haji lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mareez te doctor....
« on: February 21, 2011, 03:19:26 AM »
 :blah: :blah:

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