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8441
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:28:13 AM »
ik wari mand aapde daddy ji kol betha c..
mand de dad ..beta tu wadda hoke ke banega :wait:
mand...daddy ji main wadda hoke air force :comeon: :comeon: ch bharti(Join) hounga..
mand de daddy ........wah i m proud of u my son ... :won:
mand ...tuc dekheo main jado aapne ghar uppro di jahaaj udea karna :blah:
mand de daddi .........par beta sanu kidda pta laggu ke is jahaaj ch Mera guri puttter e betha aa .. :wait:
mand .............very simple aa daddy ji ... :happy:jado v main aapne ghar uppro di jahaaj leke jau ..main ik bumb sutt ke jaea karuga .. :blah:fir tuc samj leo ke eh tuahda guri putter da e jahaaj aa ... :wait:
mand de daddy ............ :scared: :scared:
8442
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:25:02 AM »
:waitin: :waitin:
8443
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:22:19 AM »
pannu admin fail ho gea............
ghare aaea te DAD ne pushea......putt resulat da ki banea ....
pannu........dady ji inspector ji da munda fail ho gea........ :blink:
pannu de Dady..........beta tuhada result kive c .... :wait:
pannu...........daddy ji pricipal ji da munda v fail ho gea :blah:
Daddy.......oye tere result da ki banea.... :angry:
pannu................teacher sharma ji da munda v fail ho gea........ :happy:
Daddy ...oye kanjra tere result da ki banea......... :angry:
pannu admin...........le tuc kihra BILL GATES c . :blah:.tuhada munda v fail ho gea..
8444
« on: February 26, 2011, 04:12:55 AM »
lol :laugh:
8445
« on: February 26, 2011, 04:09:54 AM »
1. What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip.
2. What is height of Secrecy?
Offering black visiting cards.
3. What is height of Activelaziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
4. What is height of Laziness?
Adopt a child.
5. What is height of Craziness?
Getting a black paper Xeroxed.
6. What is height of Forgetfulness?
Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last.
7. What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
8. What is height of Honesty?
A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket.
9. What is height of Suicide?
A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.
10. What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder
8446
« on: February 26, 2011, 03:59:26 AM »
KOI KEH DE NEEND SE JA KER MERE SE SULAH KAR LE.,.,
BAHUT DUR JA CHUKE HAI MUJHE RATOON KO JAGANE WALE,.
KHUDA DI YAAD AUNDI HAI JAD MEHBOOB RUSDA HAI..,
BUKAL VICH HOVE JAD YAAR TE KHUDA NU KAUN PUCHDA
HAI,.,.,.,
US MAIN BAAT HI KUCH AISI THI K,,,.,
AGAR DIL NA DETE TO JAAN CHALI JATI,.,.,.,.,
KAUN KEHNTA HAI K KHUDA NAJAR NAHI ATA,,.,.,.
EK VO HI TO NAJAR ATA HAI JAB KUCH NAJAR NAHI ATA/
8447
« on: February 26, 2011, 03:47:51 AM »
 dosto
8448
« on: February 25, 2011, 06:07:01 PM »
:wait: :wait:
8449
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:59:55 PM »
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment.
She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow hit 14. When you get out of the elevator you’ll find my apartment on the left. With your elbow, hit my doorbell and I’ll open the door for you”
The boyfriend says: “Dear, that sounds very easy to find, but why am I hitting all these buttons with my elbow?”
“Oh my God!! You’re not coming empty-handed, are you?”
:won: :won: :won:
8450
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:57:26 PM »
mand was busy in removing a wheel from his car...
sandhu asks: Why are you removing a wheel from your car?
mand: Can't you read "Parking for two wheelers only". :cooll: :cooll: :cooll:
8451
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:54:03 PM »
YEH TO ZAMANE KI FITRAT HAI K HAR CHEJ KO KHUD MAIN SIMET LETA HAI,.,.
WARNA USKI YAAD MAIN GIRE ANSUON KA EK ALAG SE SAMANDER HOTA,.,.,.,.
GALTI HUYE K USE JAAN SE BHI JYADA CHAHNE LAGE,.,.,.,.,
KYA PTA THA K MERI ITNI PARWAH USKO LA PARWAH BANA DEGI,.,..,.,.,.,
8452
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:47:35 PM »
Meri zindagi wich hi eh majboorian ne,
meri kismat wich hi eh doorian ne,
bas ohda pyar di amanat lekhan wich nahi,
unj ta hatha dia lkira v pooria ne..
8453
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:44:00 PM »
g
8454
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:32:20 PM »
22 g
8455
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:31:23 PM »
:laugh:
8456
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:29:15 PM »
gagan 22 ena hassa :happy:
8457
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:27:52 PM »
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
8458
« on: February 25, 2011, 05:26:08 PM »
22 g
8459
« on: February 25, 2011, 07:11:22 AM »
chalo koi na na baitho fer :blah:
8460
« on: February 25, 2011, 07:10:21 AM »
:blah: :blah: :blah:
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