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Jokes Majaak / title te anty jatti
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:33:09 PM »
titlee: Aao ji chess khediye.
anti jatti: Tu chal mein sports shoe paa ke hune aayi :blah: :blah:

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power:- ਸੋਹਣੀਏ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪੜਨ ਦੀ ਕੋਈ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂ ___ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਇੱਕ-ਇੱਕ ਪਰਚੀ ਫੜਾਵਾਂਗੇ____ :blah: :blah: :blah:ਰੱਖ ਮਿੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੇ ਯਕੀਨ ਤੈਨੂੰ 100 ਚੋਂ 100 ਨੰਬਰ ਦਵਾਂਵਾਗੇ_____  :superhappy: :superhappy:

ਕੁੜੀ :- ਦਫ਼ਾ ਹੋ ਵੇ...ਪਰੇ!!!! :won: :won: :won:

ਪਿਛਲੇ ਸਾਲ ਤੇਰੇ ਕਹਿਣ ਤੇ ਮੈਂ ਬੇਫ਼ਿਕਰ ਹੋ ਕੇ ਆਈ ਸੀ____ਪੇਪਰ ਸੀ ਮੇਰਾ history ਦਾ ਤੇ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਪਰਚੀ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਦੀ ਫ਼ੜਾਈ ਸੀ... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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ਇਹ "title" ਨਾ ਵਿੱਚ canteen ਦੇ ਸਾਡਾ ਖਰਚਾ ਕਰਵਾਉਂਦੀ ਰਹੀ :won: :won:

juice,lemon,dosa ਤੇ ਹੋਰ ਪਤਾ ਨੀ ਕੀ-ਕੀ ਮੰਗਵਾਉਂਦੀ ਰਹੀ  :superhappy:

ਹੁਣ ਲਾ ਕੇ ਨਾਲ ਗੈਰਾਂ ਪਾਸਾ ਵੱਟ ਲੰਗਦੀ ਆ  :happy:

ਇੱਕ ਵਾਰ ਪਿਆਇਆ ਸੀ ਠੰਡਾ ਹੁਣ 11 ਰੁਪਿਏ ਮੰਗਦੀ ਆ   :blink:

ਮੈਂ ਵੀ ਕਿਹਾ ਉਸ ਨੂੰ ਕਿ 15 ਦਾ ਤੈਂਨੂ juice ਪਿਲਾਇਆ, 5 ਦਾ ਸਮੋਸਾ  :cooll:

6 ਦਾ lemon , 30 ਦਾ ਖਵਾਇਆ dosa  :rockon:

3 ਰੁਪਏ ਚਾਹ ਦੇ ਵੀ ਇਹਨਾਂ ਪੈਸਿਆ ਵਿੱਚ ਜੋੜ ਦੇਵੀਂ  :excited: :excited:

ਆਪਣੇ 11 ਕੱਟ ਕੇ ਮੇਰੇ 48 ਮੋੜ ਦੇਵੀਂ  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: truth...
« on: February 27, 2011, 02:15:15 PM »
thx g

8425
Jokes Majaak / Re: truth...
« on: February 27, 2011, 04:56:35 AM »
 :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / truth...
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:45:27 AM »
When a girl cries,,...........the world console her...
But
when a boy cries.....come on man dont be a girl


if a girl slap a boy..... definitely the boy would have done something..

but
when boy slaps a girl..........Rascal doesnt knw hw to respect ladies..



if a girl talking to boys........she is very friendly..
but
if a boy talking to girls........he is flirting


if a girl meets with an accident..........then its mistake of others
but
if a boy meets with same accident......boloody you dont know hw to drive...




Hence..hw can you call this world..
"A male-dominant Society"
__________________
 :blah: :blah: :blah:

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Shayari / Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:40:34 AM »
Kabhi kabhi ye dil jaroor rota hai,

jab koi apna mil kar nazron se door hota hai.

kyun roti hai kambakht yeh ankhe,

kyun ki dil se jayada inka hi kasoor hota hai

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Pics / Re: anty da vivh...
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:38:29 AM »
haji kita g sab mere te he sak karde ne  :happy:

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Pics / Re: anti so sweet...
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:37:26 AM »
na g na mai nai mukrda  :hug: :hug: :love:

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Pics / Re: eve kar k daso..
« on: February 27, 2011, 03:36:00 AM »
tusi kehde oo ta mai nai lainda aaj tu g :hug:

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Shayari / lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
« on: February 26, 2011, 06:16:10 PM »
kyu har pal garam rahe tu ni
thoda gusse nu tu jarrya kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar

agge rabb ne kihdi ghat kiti jo
asi nahi tere college vich parhde ha
utto tu kardi gussa ni je
raah tere ch asi kharhde ha
ni yaari laa ke nibhaauga jatt
tu aive hi na darrya kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar

jado kade nikle tu scooty te
asi bullet piche tere launde ha
tu ta loafer keh ke tur jaave
tu ki jaane kinna petrol asi udaaunde ha
sanu aunda vekh ke door to tu
raah apna na badlea kar
lemon pee k thandi ho kudiye
aive saada gussa na karya kar

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Shayari / Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:14:27 PM »
(((((( Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai?

Dil - E - Barbad se nikla nahi ab tak koi,
Ek lute ghar pe diya karta hai dastak koi,
Aas jo toot gai phir se bandhata kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Tum assaratt ka kaho ya ise gam ka rishta,
Kahte hai pyaar ka rishta hai janam ka rishta,
Hai janam ka jo ye rishta to badalta kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Ek jara hath bada de to pakad le daman,
Uske sine mein sama jaaye hamari dhadkan,
Itni kurbat hai to phasala itna kyon hai?
Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?

Koi ye kaise bataye ke wo tanha kyon hai?
Wo jo apna tha wahi aur kisi ka kyon hai?
Ye hi dunia hai to aakhir eisi ye dunia kyon hai?
Yahi hota hai to aakhir yahi hota kyon hai ))))))))

from:- ur love

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Pics / Re: anti so sweet...
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:07:44 PM »
lol mai ta nai aa title lol :blah: :blah:

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Pics / Re: eve kar k daso..
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:06:48 PM »
 :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

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Shayari / Re: YEH DASTUR HAI
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:05:42 PM »
 :happy: :happy:

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Shayari / Re: Chup rehte hai koi khafa na ho
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:04:58 PM »
 =D> =D> =D>

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli..
« on: February 26, 2011, 05:03:52 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: amli..
« on: February 26, 2011, 11:24:14 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / do amli...
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:31:26 AM »
Amli 1: Oye, tera viah ho gaya?
Amli 2: Haan
Amli 1: Kudi naal.
Amli 2: Oye, munde naal v hunda hai ki?
Amli 1: Haan, meri bhen da hoya si.
 :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / amli..
« on: February 26, 2011, 08:30:19 AM »
AMLI di wife nu daaku chuk k ley gaye.
Sarean ne keha daaku khatarnaak ne, khali haath na jawin wife nu bachaun.... :hit: :hit:
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AMLI 2-kg Amb ley Gaya. :hehe: :hehe:

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