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7881
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:58:33 AM »
Ek chor titlee ka mobile lay kar bhag gaya
titlee hasne lagi :happy: :happy: :happy:
sandhu: woh tumhara mobile lekar
bhaga aur tum has rehi ho.
titlee: bhagne do charger to mere pass he… :D: :D: :D:
7882
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:54:58 AM »
Ek mandir tha
jisme buri niyat wale gayab ho jate
the.
Salman Khan gaya-
Salman gayab,
Aamir
gaya-
Aamir gayab,
MALLIKA SHERAVAT gayi
Bhagwan
Gayab!!! :D: :D: :D:
7883
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:51:48 AM »
If you treat her nice she says"Yaar mujhe line mar raha hai".
If you don't she says "Kitna akarta hai".
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If you dress nicely she says "Mujhay impress karna chahta hai".
If you don't she says "Tasteless hai yaar".
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If you argue with her she says "Ziddi hai".
If you sit quietly she says "Dumb hai".
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If you act smarter she'll lose her brain as you are insulting her.
If she acts smarter she think its her right.
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If you don't love her she says "Is ka to pehlay say hi 2,3 larkioon ke saath chakar hai".
If you love her she says "Peechay hi par gayaa hai".
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If you don't give her a kiss she says "Tum mujh say serious naheen ho".
If you give her a kiss she says "Yaar who larkaa flirt kar raha hai".
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If you don't tell her your problems she says "You are not honest to me".
If you do tell to her she says "You are a problem child".
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If you scold her she says "You act like a grandpa giving lecture".
If she scolds you she says "Yaar, its because I care".
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If you break a promise she says "He does not trust you any more".
If she breaks she says "Jaan main majboor thi"
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If you smoke she says "You are a bad guy".
If she smokes she says "I need this, please jaanu try to understand".
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If you do good in exams she says "Kismat NE saath diya warna tum or good marks".
If she gets good marks she says "Its my brain".
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If you hurt her she says "You are cruel & don't care of my feelings".
If she hurts you she replies " You are not understanding". :D: :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
7884
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:50:31 AM »
Thirsty Crow
Once there was a crow,
Pind vich renda c o,
1 din taali utay baitha c o,
1 chirri de pichy pey gya c o,
Chirri pyi c ro,
Chirri da aa gya c pio,
Chirri de pio ne kutya crow,
Crow sherminda gya c ho,
Hun chirri nu pahn ji kainda c o,
.
MORAL:
Kisey de dhee pahn nu na cherro. :D: :D: :D:
7885
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:48:15 AM »
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. :comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:
Dhanno: Tujhe apni padi hai. Meri soch jiske peeche Gabbar ke 10 ghorey pade hain :D: :D: :D: :D:
7886
« on: March 11, 2011, 03:41:08 AM »
:wait: :wait: :wait: ena hassa gill sahib
7887
« on: March 10, 2011, 05:37:04 PM »
ehna da eh v koi pta nai noxi eve na keh :D: :D: :D: :D:
7888
« on: March 10, 2011, 05:13:22 PM »
kaffan v oh jo pehla he fatea c :D: :D: :D: :D:
7889
« on: March 10, 2011, 05:06:54 PM »
vaise sab kinia sohnia lagg rehia ne new hummer te :D: :D: :D: title ta kus jayada he :cooll:
7890
« on: March 10, 2011, 04:59:00 PM »
4th vale tusi lagde oo lol
7891
« on: March 10, 2011, 04:25:48 PM »
kive kar laoge paji....lol
7892
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:25:42 PM »
ok saradr ho jau hor kus lol
7893
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:23:53 PM »
 noor g
7894
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:15:06 PM »
hahahahha karoi g karo mai help kara koi lol
7895
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:09:59 PM »
miliya karde si kade chavaa de naal
yaad aunde ne hun bass naava de naal
manjil mohtaj nhi hundiya saath diya
gilla karde rahe assin avee raaha de naal...........
7896
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:07:46 PM »
aa gai samj hon kitho aundea ne 22 g
7897
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:04:12 PM »
ajj durr to hi salam kar gaya koi
apni yaada da gulam kar gaya koi
apni zindgi girvi rakhi si jisde kol
ajj ohi sanu nilam kar gyaa....................
7898
« on: March 10, 2011, 03:00:51 PM »
chori da maal aa bas hahahahahahahhaha
7899
« on: March 10, 2011, 02:57:52 PM »
>>>> ♥ "ਪਿਆਰ ਮੇਂ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ ਤੇ ਪਿਆਰ ਉਹਨੇ ਵੀ ਕੀਤਾ,
ਫਰਕ ਸਿਰਫ ਇੰਨਾ ਹੇ ??
___ ਮੇਂ ਉਹਨੂੰ ਆਪਣਾ ਬਣਾਉਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਕੀਤਾ,,
ਤੇ ਉਹਨੇ ਸਿਰਫ ਸਮਾਂ ਬਿਤਾੳਣ ਦੇ ਲਈ ਕੀਤਾ ___,
7900
« on: March 10, 2011, 02:50:20 PM »
22 g
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