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Jokes Majaak / Different styles of saying good night
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:35:29 PM »
Different styles of saying good night

DAD-good night son

FRIENDS-good night yaar

GF-good night baby

LOVE-good night jaan

MOM-"BETA SUSU KARKE SONA"

MOM ROCKS!!!!! :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:33:48 PM »
sekhon da hana

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Jokes Majaak / ...""Hillaaa Mai Sala Katuuraa..."":
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:32:56 PM »
Ik Vaar Husband Te Wife lar Rahe C...

Husband Wife nu Kehnda...""Saali Kutti.."

Wife ne v ulta Reply Kita...."" Tu Tu Sala Kutta"

Ohna da baby kole khada c oh kehnda...""Hillaaa Mai Sala Katuuraa..."":

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Jokes Majaak / Re: gs te chor...
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:28:27 PM »
ok jive tusi kaho muskaan g lol

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Jokes Majaak / gs de long drive.....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:27:26 PM »
 
Gs-HUM Kahan Ja Rahay Hain?
gs-Long Drive Per.
Gf-Wow.. Pehlay Kyun Nahi Bataya.
gs-Mujhay Bhi Abhi Pata Chala Hay
Gf:Kaisay
gs:Break Nahi lag rahi
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Jokes Majaak / Re: gs te chor...
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:22:12 PM »
ok 22 g aya fer ik hor lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Qabrustaan....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:21:04 PM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: gs te chor...
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:20:20 PM »
lol

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Jokes Majaak / Papa bahut sharif he
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:19:24 PM »
 
Son: Mom,Papa bahut sharif he
Mom: Wo kaise beta
Son: Papa jab bhi kisi ladkiko dekhte he
to apni ek aankh
bandh kar lete he

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Jokes Majaak / Qabrustaan....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:16:38 PM »
Bacha: apni dadi se, dadi aap ne kon kon se mulk ghoome hain?

Dadi: beta pakistan hindustan aur ifghanistan

Bacha: ab kon sa ghoome gi?

Peche se Dada bola..

Qabrustaan. :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: gs te chor...
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:14:02 PM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / gs te chor...
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:12:08 PM »
gs Ke Ghar Chor Aaya, gs Ne Dekha To Chor Bhaga.
gs Bhagte Bhagte Chor Se b Aagay Nikal Gaya.
gs: Ek To Chori Uper Se Hum Se Race ? :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Arz kitta hai.....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:09:48 PM »
ohi kar reh g lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Longest Toilet in the world......
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:09:13 PM »
eh v kam jarori aa g lol

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Jokes Majaak / abhi to sirf plot kharida hai
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:08:15 PM »
1makhi ganjay k sir per ja bethi,
Dosri makhi nay kaha,
“Wah kia ghar mila hai tujhey”

Pehli makhi boli:
“Kahan yaar, abhi to sirf plot kharida hai :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Arz kitta hai.....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:04:47 PM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / Longest Toilet in the world......
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:04:05 PM »
Which is the Longest Toilet in the world......

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ANs... Dont know... INdian Railway Track... Kaneyakumari to Kashmir..

n Every indian can use it...

Proud to be Indian...hehehehe

aisi azadi aur kahan.... :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Arz kitta hai.....
« on: April 12, 2011, 03:00:49 PM »
Arz kitta hai.....

Mai Jihnu Dil ditta... Delhi chali Gayi...

Mai jihnu Pyaar Kita Paris Chali Gayi...

Mai Jihnu Jaan Ditti Japan Chali gai..

Jad Dil Ne kiha Marzaa... ta Kismat Dekho..

Plug ch Ungal Fasayi ta Bijli Chali Gayi...
:D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sweet isult.....
« on: April 12, 2011, 02:17:13 PM »
lol

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