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Shayari / mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..
« on: April 17, 2011, 03:41:57 PM »
 
kyun payiaan ne eh dooriyaan,
khaure ki c majbooriyaan,
oh ho gya sathon dor khaure kihdi c eh us nu seekh,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..

tere piche lag asin bhul gye haase,
kite nazar na aaven tu tainu labhiye kerhe paase,
kalle chad gya sanu sade saahaan da shareek,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..

tere tur jaan pichon payiaan hanjuaan naal yaariaan,
yaadaan teriyaan chalaun sade sine te aariyaan,
sadi nikldi a jaan muhon nikle na cheek,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek..

khaure kadon aaven tu sanu kujh v nhi pata,
sanu mili tainu pyar karne di saza,
tere aun di pata nhi kadon aavegi tareek,
mar k v rehni sanu teri hi udeek...

5122
Shayari / Re: ਬੇਈਮਾਨ ਕੌਣ ਸੀ....
« on: April 17, 2011, 03:39:43 PM »
Zindagi teri udeek vich muk jani aa,
SAde saha di laadii tutt jaani aa,
Ho sake ta aa ke ek vaar mil javi,
Ki pata zindagi di door kad hatho chut jaani aa...

5123
Jokes Majaak / Re: Gabbar da Math
« on: April 16, 2011, 05:30:41 PM »
lol

5124
Jokes Majaak / Re: SANDHU IN TRAIN
« on: April 16, 2011, 04:16:16 PM »
lol besarm janta

5125
Shayari / pyar me kisi ko khona b zindgi hai,
« on: April 16, 2011, 04:00:28 PM »
  pyar me kisi ko khona b zindgi hai,
zindgi me gumo ka hona b zindgi hai,
yu to rehti hai hoto per muskrahat,
par shayad chupke se rona b zindgi hai......

5126
Shayari / kitna pyaar karte hain tumse,
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:56:10 PM »
  kitna pyaar karte hain tumse,
kaash tumko bhi yeh ehsaas ho jaye,
magar aisa na ho ke,
woh hosh mein tab aaaye,
jab hum gehri neend mein so jaaye.........

5127
Shayari / nazar chahti hai deedar karna,
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:53:34 PM »
  nazar chahti hai deedar karna,
dil chahta hai tum se baat karna,
kya sunaon apne dil ka aalam,
mere naseeb mai likha sirf tera intizaar karna......

5128
Shayari / paani naal sinch ke buta pyar da ...
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:51:50 PM »
paani naal sinch ke buta pyar da launda hai koi koi,
.
armaana de diva baal ke dil apna jalaunda hai koi koi,

likh ke naam sajan da dil utte, ohnu rabb banaunda hai koi koi,

asin tan yaar apne nu rabb manya par rabb ban ke dikhaunda hai koi koi !!

5129
Jokes Majaak / Re: Bacho kasam khao
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:45:31 PM »
aunda kise din roj peg peg gaunda rehda

5130
Jokes Majaak / Re: 2 premi...
« on: April 16, 2011, 03:44:05 PM »
thxu

5131
Jokes Majaak / Re: afeem kha..
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:16:52 PM »
lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Bacho kasam khao
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:15:53 PM »
hor ki yr lol

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Jokes Majaak / 2 premi...
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:15:01 PM »
[/size]2 premi ek duje ki ankho main dekh kar chips kha rahe thy :love: :love:
girl: mere bare main kya soch rahe ho?
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boy: tu har wari mere se jiyada chips kha jatti hai
bhukhi ghar main tume rotti nahi milti

 :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: :cooll: [/font][/size]
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Jokes Majaak / Re: jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:13:49 PM »
t he keh tu v pee laya kar lol

5135
Jokes Majaak / Bacho kasam khao
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:06:51 PM »
Sir: Bacho kasam khao
sharab
cigrate
jua
or ladkiyo ko nhi chhuoge
Des k liye jan doge
Boys  :waitin: dedenge Sir,waise b aisi zindgi ji k kya karenge  :D: :D: :D: :D:
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Jokes Majaak / Re: Teacher Student Jokes Thread
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:03:15 PM »
Tution sir:
Abey Gadhey, Homework kyun nahi karta hai tu!

Modern Student:
Tameez Se Baat Kar, Saale Customer se aise baat karte hai kya?..?  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: SANDHU IN TRAIN
« on: April 16, 2011, 02:00:03 PM »
hahahhahahaha oh ta mainu pata

5138
Jokes Majaak / Re: afeem kha..
« on: April 16, 2011, 01:55:47 PM »
lol

5139
Jokes Majaak / jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai
« on: April 16, 2011, 01:55:01 PM »
GADHE k samne 1 PANI ki, 1 DARU ki BALTI rakhi.

GADHA PANI P gaya.

POLICE ne SHARABI se puchha:tune isse kya seekha?

SHARABI:jo DARU nahi pita Wo GADHA hai

 :D: :D: :D: :D: [/font][/size]

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Jokes Majaak / judge te mujrm....
« on: April 16, 2011, 01:46:15 PM »
Mujrim - Sahib mainu eho jehi saza deo k sab mere te tho tho karan lag jaan...mera naam gaal ban jawe...

Judge - na saliya hun badal di tha tenu Punjab da CM bana dewa  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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