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Shayari / Re: mukadar nahi badal de duawan de naal;;...
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:25:00 PM »
thx raj g

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Pics / Re: apna punjab...
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:23:54 PM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jhande de asiqi...
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:23:22 PM »
thx raj g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: brilliant student....
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:22:52 PM »
sari bezti khrab karti raj tu ta

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Jokes Majaak / Re: girls always love idiots
« on: May 24, 2011, 04:21:42 PM »
lol

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Shayari / mukadar nahi badal de duawan de naal;;...
« on: May 24, 2011, 02:17:41 PM »
  kad nibhi hai kakha di hawawan de naal,
bewafai kad turi hai wafan de naal,
eh dil kamla eh samjda hi nahi,
mukadar nahi badal de duawan de naal;;...

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Jokes Majaak / girls always love idiots
« on: May 24, 2011, 02:15:38 PM »
if a girl is in love,
her parents will ask
who's that idiot..?

if a boy is in love,
......his parents ask..
idiot, who's that girl..?

♥ misconception:
no matter whoever in love,
boys are always idiots.

♥ proposed theory:
boys are normal before love,
but become idiots after they fall in love.

♥ concluded theory:
girls always love idiots :-)
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / brilliant student....
« on: May 24, 2011, 02:13:41 PM »
maths teacher to a brilliant student:
aap 8 apples ko 6 logon me kese equallly divide kro ge?

stu: juice bna ke.
 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Pics / gal ta galat aa g..
« on: May 24, 2011, 01:29:17 PM »

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Pics / apna punjab...
« on: May 24, 2011, 01:27:37 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / jhande de asiqi...
« on: May 24, 2011, 01:20:59 PM »
jhande amli  :hug: ne blade laya te apni bah(arm) te apni girl friend :love: :love: da name likh liya

5 mintue baad oh jor :cry: :cry: jor naal ron lag pya..

gs .
tu kyu ro rya :waitin: :waitin: hai..

jhanda. yaar spelling galat  :cry: :cry: :cry: ho gye

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu in plane part_2...
« on: May 24, 2011, 10:58:54 AM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sandhu in plane part_2...
« on: May 24, 2011, 08:49:29 AM »
hahahahaha lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher to sekhon..
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:56:42 AM »
thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / teacher to sekhon..
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:45:30 AM »
Logic teacher to sekhon : A=B, B=C, so A=C

now tell me an example just like that. .

sekhon : sir i love u. . .U love ur daughter. . . So i love ur daughter :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu in plane part_2...
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:41:11 AM »
sandhu plane ch gya...jnde sar PILOT wale room vich chala gya...

sandhu pilot to HEAD PHONES khonda ta pilot," what are you doing man?
 :14: :14:
sandhu," BAI PUNJABI me ya HINDI me batao...muje angreji ni ati." :cooll: :cooll:

pilot...head phone kato chin rehe ho tusi....

sandhu," Ticket lyi ta ASI v paise dite ne...GAANE tu kala suni janda  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / sandhu 1st time plane ch baithyaa....
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:38:44 AM »
sandhu 1st time plane ch baithyaa

jiwen hi plane de agle tyre uppar uthe,,


sandhu pilot nu kuttan lag pya,, te kehnda :


" Main pehla hi dara hoya haan, te tu stunt maraayi jaana oye:
  :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / noumber plate .....
« on: May 24, 2011, 06:35:40 AM »
Lwo G Ek baar ek bajurg apni bailgadhi leke gaoon(pind) sey shair ke traf ja rha tha

Rastey main LAL batti wala chonk aa gea usney Apni bail gadhi nahi roki or
LAL batti main he usney sadak paar karney ke kosis kee
Tabhi police wala shor machata hua wha aya or bola

Police :- oye tumko dikhta nahi LaL batti par ana jana mana hian tumko jurmana lga dunga ja chlaan kaat dunga

Bail gadhi wala:- Bail ke pooch uthata hua yeh loo bahi diakh lo
noumber plate or kaat do chlaan  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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