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Jokes Majaak / Re: kon banega crorepati....
« on: June 04, 2011, 04:03:38 AM »
saleda v aa gaya lol

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Jokes Majaak / bandar te osde maa....
« on: June 04, 2011, 04:02:15 AM »
Bandar: Maa meri Dulhan kon hai,
Please. Meri Shadi Karwado
Maa: Dekh teri Dulhan pj par joke read kar rahi hai Agar padh ke Muskrayi to
“Shadi Pakki” :D: :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kon banega crorepati....
« on: June 04, 2011, 04:00:05 AM »
thx dostoo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati.....
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:59:07 AM »
ki hoya ????????????/

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Jokes Majaak / gs te osda beta....
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:58:26 AM »
gs ka beta: dady mujey aapki car chahiye q k aaj mujy function jana he,

gs: q tumari bike ko kya ho gaya?

beta:8 lakh ki car me doston pe mera Roub jamega.

gs 10 rupey usey deta he. to beta kehta he: dad ye kya he?
gs: ye lo aur 48 lakh k bus me savar ho k jao....!  :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati.....
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:54:53 AM »
 
Pathan Kaun Banega Crorepati
Mein

Q: What is you father name?

Pathan: Plz Options?

A. Dilawar
B. Changez
C. Feroz
D. Sultan

Pathan: Life line 50/50
A. Dilawar
C. Feroze

Pathan: Audience Vote.
75% Dilawar
25% Feroze

Pathan: I want to use My last life line “Phone a friend.”
Kisko call karengy?

Pathan: Apne baap dilawar ko! :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / kon banega crorepati....
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:52:22 AM »
Amitab:- Abb Akhri Swaal Ek Crore ka......

Ques:- What is Your Father's Name???

Santa : Hasan lagg gyiaa....

Amitab: hain.. app hass kyun rahe hain....



















Santa: abe Sale OPTION to De  :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher to sekhon..
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:49:29 AM »
kise nu nai 

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Jokes Majaak / Re: childhood history....
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:48:33 AM »
lol thik aa saghi g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kaki kaki...
« on: June 04, 2011, 03:47:39 AM »
thx saghoo

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Pics / Re: manmohan singh cena...
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:40:39 PM »
mai nai kehna thx raj g aaj

2972
Pics / Re: pj pariya....
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:10:40 PM »
lol eve he aa

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Pics / Re: manmohan singh cena...
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:06:45 PM »
mai thik aa apna suna

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kuttay ki nasal .....
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:05:48 PM »
bas v kar hon

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Shayari / ਜਿੰਨਾ ਸੌਚਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਸੀ,....
« on: June 03, 2011, 03:03:57 PM »
ਹੁਣ ਸੌਚਣਾ ਨਹੀਂ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਇੰਨਾ,

ਕਿਸੇ ਦਾ ਦਿਲ ਦੁਖਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਿਆ,

ਉ ਜਿੰਨਾ ਸੌਚਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਹੈ,

ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਜ਼ਖਮਾਂ ' ਤੇ ਮਰਹਮ ਲਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਿਆਂ /

ਹੁਣ ਸੌਚਣਾ ਨਹੀ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਇੰਨਾ,

ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਰੁਲਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਿਆਂ,

ਜਿੰਨਾ ਸੌਚਣਾ ਪੈਂਦਾ ਸੀ,

ਕਿਸੇ ਰੌਂਦੇ ਨੂੰ ਚੁੱਪ ਕਰਾਉਣ ਲੱਗਿਆਂ.../

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Shayari / ena akhiyan nu ronna sikha gya koi
« on: June 03, 2011, 02:30:29 PM »
saanu phull to kande bnaa gya koi. ,
saadi jholli ch dukh paa gya koi. ,
kde aaye nhi c aina akhyian vich hanjhu, .
ena akhiyan nu ronna sikha gya koi

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Shayari / kehte hain yeh pyar ka jahan hai …
« on: June 03, 2011, 02:24:38 PM »
rulaane waale to sab hi mile aansoo pochne waali na mili,
mere dil ko thi jis ki tamanna wo man chahi na mili,
yoon to duniya girne waalon ko uthaane ki baat karti hai,
jab main gira to uthaane waali na mili …
kehte hain yeh pyar ka jahan hai …

2978
Shayari / Re: sunaa hai log use .....?
« on: June 03, 2011, 02:23:43 PM »
kya baat hai

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Jokes Majaak / umar gull....
« on: June 03, 2011, 02:15:30 PM »
what so u call a person who does not know his age?
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umar gul !! :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kuttay ki nasal .....
« on: June 03, 2011, 02:14:10 PM »
ohk gud

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