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Jokes Majaak / ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ musium dekhn gaya...
« on: July 05, 2011, 05:31:15 AM »
ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ  Musium Dekhn Gya Te Jake TIPU SULTAN Di Chair Te Beth Gya :sad:

Musium Care Taker......Oh Moorkh Tu Jyada Thakiya Chal Uth Tipu Sultan Di Chair Aa Eh :angr: :angr:

ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ.....Oh Gussa Kyu Karda Jad TIPU SULTAN Aaju Mein Aape Uth Jau :blowout:

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Jokes Majaak / Bank Loans In 2015
« on: July 05, 2011, 05:28:15 AM »
A New poster outside the bank for the year 2015...
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Petrol Loans available here
CNG & LPG is also available :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / ,"2600 ਲੈ ਲੋ .....
« on: July 05, 2011, 05:27:07 AM »
2 ਹਿਜੜੇ ਕਿਸੇ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਵਧਾਈ ਦੇਣ ਗਏ....
"ਹਾਏ,ਅਸੀਂ ਤਾਂ 1100 ਲਵਾਂਗੇ, 1100..."(ਤਾੜੀ ਮਾਰ ਕੇ)
ਪਿੱਛੇ jatt ਵੀ ਖੜਾ ਸੀ..ਸੋ ਕਹਿੰਦਾ,"2600 ਲੈ ਲੋ 2600, ਉਹਦੇ 'ਚ MP3 ਤੇ FM ਵੀ ਹੈਗਾ.

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Jokes Majaak / Name of Indian States -very funny
« on: July 05, 2011, 05:25:22 AM »
Large state: maha rastra

Place of king: raja sthan

Queen field: rani khet

Mr. city: sri nager

Rhythm of eyes: nani taal

Face: surat

Unmarried gal: kanya kumri

God's state: hari dwar

Brick city: ita nagar

Saint hair: rishi kesh

Call end: kol kata

No zip: chen nai

Come on sun: arun aa chal

Cum in evning: aa saam

Go n come: go a

and finally do drama: kar natak

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Jokes Majaak / Re: roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 29, 2011, 05:17:10 PM »
sade ser te kyu maar rehe oo roop g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 29, 2011, 04:35:24 PM »
lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 28, 2011, 02:42:12 PM »
thx dostooo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: American Lifestyle
« on: June 28, 2011, 02:38:37 PM »
hasde vassde raho dostoo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: m getting married next month..
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:26:21 AM »
ta eh v bakra ban gaya lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:12:16 AM »
lol

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Jokes Majaak / tut paina te sandhu ...
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:11:46 AM »
sandhu Chori Karne 1 Ghr Me Ghusa :sad:

tut paina:Kon Hai Waha? :thinking:

sandhu:Miyaaaun! :happy:

tut paina:Kon Hai? :14:

sandhu:Miyaaunn  :happy:

tut paina:Arey Kaun Hai Bhaee?? :angr:

sandhu: Kamine Billi Hun Billi.. ;-> :D:

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Jokes Majaak / American Lifestyle
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:08:13 AM »
American Lifestyle-
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Daughter-
"Sorry dad, I got married yesterday. ..
Forgot to invite you"
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Dad-
"Its Okay, But don't forget NEXT TIME"
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:07:01 AM »
thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Andha hu, pagal nahi.....
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:06:42 AM »
Ek admi ne Zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha, jo english,
hindi aur punjabi bolta tha.

Admi ne test krne k liye tote se poochha..
Who r u??
Tota:- i m parrot.
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Admi:- tum kaun ho??
Tota:- main tota hu.

Admi:- tu kaun hai??
Tota:- teri maa da khasm, saaleya ik vaar ch samjh ni aaunda....



Girl 2 her blind bf

Girl: Kaash tum dekh sakte ki main kitni khubsurat hu....

Boy: Itni khubsurat hoti to kya ankh wale tujhe mere liye chodte..
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Andha hu, pagal nahi.....
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 :D: :D:

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ਟੁੱਟ ਪੈਣਾ ਆਪਣੇ ਲਈ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੇਖਣ ਲਈ ਲੜਕੀ ਵਾਲਿਆਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਗਿਆ


ਜਦ ਇਹ ਓਹਨਾਂ ਦੇ ਘਰ ਪਹੁੰਚਿਆ ਤਾਂ ਮੁੰਡੇ ਨੂੰ ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਬੇਹੋਸ਼ ਹੋ ਗਈ


ਹੋਸ਼ ਆਉਣ ਤੇ ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਕੋਲੋਂ ਬੇਜੋਸ਼ੀ ਦਾ ਕਾਰਣ ਪੁਛਿਆ  :wait:







ਲੜਕੀ ਦੀ ਮਾਂ ਕਹਿੰਦੀ ਇਹ ਮੁੰਡਾ 25 ਸਾਲ ਪਹਿਲਾਂ ਮੈਨੂੰ ਵੀ ਦੇਖਣ ਆਇਆ ਸੀ :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / roopal te ohde mom...
« on: June 28, 2011, 05:01:43 AM »
Mom :wait: :roopal Q ro rhi ho? :sad:

roopal:Teacher ne mara hy :cry:

Mom:Q Mara? :wait:

roopal:Maine unhe MURGI kaha tha :happy:

Mom:Q kaha? :wait:

roopal: unho ne mujhe test me ANDA jo dya tha.. :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: m getting married next month..
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:59:39 AM »
lol kosis kar reh

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Pics / tut paine de kam dekhooo
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:58:31 AM »

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Pics / line naa maar...
« on: June 28, 2011, 04:57:39 AM »

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