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2321
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:50:55 PM »
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2322
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:50:14 PM »
22 g
2323
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:49:28 PM »
22 g
2324
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:48:44 PM »
22 g
2325
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:48:13 PM »
bhut kus gurughar jo gaya c lol
2326
« on: July 31, 2011, 06:02:48 AM »
vehm da koi elag nai g
2327
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:50:46 AM »
khaan peen da koi khaash parbandh na hon kar k lol
2328
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:47:19 AM »
tu marja mai kyu mara monkey lai ferde aa lol
2329
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:40:07 AM »
naa 22 aa apna
2330
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:08:09 AM »
pj te apne purane dosta nu
2331
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:05:50 AM »
lardea bhut ne yaar
2332
« on: July 31, 2011, 05:01:21 AM »
dnt like dostana lol
ssa 22 g
2333
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:57:14 AM »
sanjana c
2334
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:48:41 AM »
cah tu suru kita hale lol
2335
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:45:04 AM »
gussa bhut aunda aa mainu
2336
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:43:04 AM »
Hum dard jheelne se nahi darte
Per us dard ke khatam hone ki koi aas to ho,
Dard chahe kitna bhi dardnaak ho
Par dard dene wale ko uska ehsaas to ho
2338
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:13:45 AM »
A monkey goes into a bar and asks the barman:
- Do you have anybananas?
- No, I don't. ( says the barman)
- Do you have anybananas? (asks the monkey)
- No, I have not got anybananas!!!
- Do you have anybananas?
- If you ask me that question one more time, I'll nail your tongue to the counter!!!
- Do you have any nails?
- No, I don't.
- Do you have anybananas?
:rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
2339
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:11:27 AM »
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
:excited: :excited: :excited:
2340
« on: July 31, 2011, 04:06:09 AM »
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