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1841
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:38:38 AM »
hahahahhaha dimag dekh apna
1842
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:37:47 AM »
1843
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:34:01 AM »
noor : aaj menu ajeeb sa msg aaya fer mera cell switch-off ho gaya.... :wait:
jamun : kehda msg..!! :waitin:
noor : Battery low..!! :happy:
jamun : mainu send kar...... sabnu darawange...!!!!! :rockon: :rockon:
1844
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:29:37 AM »
na tu rehna na main rehna,
bas pyar eh jag te reh jana,
eh jeevan hai ik tinke varga,
lehar aayi te ehne veh jana,
dukh devo na kise nu, pyar vando
baaki sab kuj ethe reh jana.........
1845
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:28:20 AM »
saver hundi hai te tare badal jande ne,
ruta de nall nazare badal jande ne,
shad de dila kadam-kadam te naraz hona,
holi-holi sare badal jande ne....
1846
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:24:10 AM »
 dostoo
1847
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:23:08 AM »
dostoo
1848
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:22:24 AM »
dostoo
1849
« on: August 11, 2011, 02:21:09 AM »
ehna dona nu samj he nai aai lagde urmo
1850
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:34:45 PM »
Once a Boy was Smoking at Airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitny Cigarette peete ho?
Boy: Why?
Girl: Agar ab tek Zindagi me Cigarrete pe kharch kiye huye Paissy bechate to Samne khari hui Car tumhari hoti
Boy: Aap Cigarrete peeti han?
...Girl: No
Boy: to kya wo Car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for Advice wo Car meri hi hai
Moral: Zyada Lecture dene se b bizzati ho jati hai
1851
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:20:43 PM »
Mein roj sochdi han ke din tan mera gujar giya,
Lekin raat mere te kehar barsaye ge ,
Vadh rahi han jive-jive mein,
Mere Papa nu meri lambai na bhaegi,
Veer mere nu lendi roj gud vich maa,
Par menu sahid hi kade koi lori sunaye ge,
Aihista Aihista suraj dubb riha hai,
Chal rihi han apne he ghar val,
Shayad kal navi subah meri navi kismat laiy ke ayege..........
1852
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:17:21 PM »
Hum to luta chuke hain sab kuch pyar mein,
ab chain se wo bhi kahan soti hogi,
Ji rahe hain milan ke chand lamhon ke sahare,
wo bhi akele mein meri yaad mein roti hogi,
lai ke meri tasvir apne hath main,
os se koi baat karne ki sochti hogi.......
1853
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:13:19 PM »
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla hai aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
MUNNABHAI :
Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
CIRCUIT :
Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega
1854
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:12:15 PM »
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
1855
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:10:21 PM »
PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein
gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
1856
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:07:48 PM »
Happy_Moment
Height Of Happiness-
galib Got Job In Girls Hostel
...After 2 Months
Owner Asked- Why Don't U Come 2 Take Ur Salary :he:
gill galib - Wah, Salary B Milegi :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:.=p
1857
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:01:06 PM »
hor kaun aa j tu nai ta
1858
« on: August 10, 2011, 05:00:15 PM »
dostooo
1859
« on: August 10, 2011, 01:31:19 PM »
thxu gujru
1860
« on: August 10, 2011, 01:30:31 PM »
nai tu v ho sakda aa lol
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