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16641
« on: August 30, 2008, 01:32:27 PM »
USKO PYAR KARNE SE DAR LAGTA HAI ; USKO KHONE SE DAR LAGTA HAI; KAHIN WO ANKHO SE DUR NA HO JAYE AB TO RAAT KO SONE SE DAR LAGTA HAI
16642
« on: August 30, 2008, 01:31:43 PM »
NA JEENE KI KUSHI NA MARNE KA GAM; GAM HAI TO UNSE NA MILNE KA GAM;JEETE HAI IS ASS PARB KABHI WO HAMARE HO JAYENGE; MARTE NAHI ISILIYE K WO AKELE REH JAYEGE
16643
« on: August 30, 2008, 01:06:51 PM »
SADE HASSE SADE CHAVAN NU KUWARA KAR GAE......
SADI KHUSHIA BHARII JINDGE NU BESHARA KAR GAE ....
JO ROKDE C SANU HAR VELE PEEN TU ...
JANDI VARI OHI BOTAL VAL ESARA KAR GAE ...
16644
« on: August 30, 2008, 12:41:45 PM »
NASHA KARDYA LOK TE KAI DEKHE ...... ASSI KITA V HAI PAR AKH VALA ,,,, SADA YAAAR BOTAL ODI ROOH DARUU SANU IK DA ASRA LAKH VALA...... KI RISHTA PANI KHOO VALA TA JISM TE ROOH VALA .. KI RISHTA CHAN SITARYA DA KI RISHTA PANSHI SARYA DA JAD KOI DIL VICH VASDA HAI SAB NASHA ISHQ DA DSDA HAI
16645
« on: August 29, 2008, 01:50:50 PM »
tainu lagg grebi da pata janda je raba tu v ik majdor hunda .
bache tere v jad rulde gallia vich ahsash tainu greeb da jaror hunda.
sara sara din na khan nu milde roti nal bhukh de ohna da bura hal hunda.
dekh jigar de tukre vilkdea nu kus na kar sakan lai tu v majboor hunda ..
tainu lagg greebi da pata janda je raba tu v ik majdor hunda..
kar kar majdori loka de sari umar fikra vich lang jandi.
dukh pehla he greebi de bhut dite upro maa bapp de bemari sooli tang jandi .
hunda sandhu vangu karze vich tu dubea tere cehre tu udea noor hunda.
tainu lagg greebi da pata janda je tu v raba majdoor hunda..
kive laga jaror likhna
16646
« on: August 26, 2008, 12:12:14 PM »
DUA HA K TERI DUNIYA ME KOI GAM NA HO .DUA HAI K TERI MUSKAAN KABI KAM NA HO .AGAR KABI TERI PALKOO ME AASU AYE . TUU DUA HA K OSKI WAJHA KABI HUM NA HO
16647
« on: August 24, 2008, 01:54:44 PM »
English - I love you.
.
Polish - Ja Kocham Ciebie
.
French - Je T'aime
.
Hindu - Hum Tumhe Pyar Karte Hae
.
Czech - Miluji Te
.
Slovakian - Lu'Bim Ta
.
Italian - Ti Amo
.
Ukrainian - Ya Tebe Kahayu
.
German - Ish Libe Dish
.
Chinese - Wo Ai Ni
.
Greek - S'agapo
.
Hawaian - Aloha Wau Ia Oi
.
Lithuianian - Tav Myliu
.
Korean - Sa Rang Hae Yo
.
Japanese - Ai Shi Te Ru
.
Romanian - Te Ubsec
.
Bosnian - Volim Te
.
Albanian - Te Dua
.
Filipino - Mahal Kita
.
Spanish - Te Amo
.
16648
« on: August 24, 2008, 01:18:37 PM »
GAPP JEHI HI LAGDI JEKAR MAINU KOI KAHE BILLIAN AAKHAN WALI TENU HAJE B CHAHUNDI EH _ TAKKNA SHADDEA TENU WEKHI BHULL B JAWANGE JAAN NIKKALDI AAKHIR THODA CHIR TA LAUNDI HAI
16649
« on: August 23, 2008, 01:47:18 PM »
Pyaasi aankh ko darya nazar nahin aaya kayee dinon se tera chehra nazar nahin aaya Tere deedar ki bhick mangta main ussse magar falak se toott ta hua Taara nazar nahin aaya
16650
« on: August 23, 2008, 01:45:28 PM »
kaash aasoun ke saath yaadein beh jati kaash ye khamosi sab kuch keh jati kaash kismat tumne likhi hoti to shayad meri kismat me pyar ki kami na rah jati
16651
« on: August 23, 2008, 01:41:29 PM »
Na Khawabon Main Dekha, Na Nazaron Main Dekha, Hazaron Main Hum Nay Ek Tum Hi Ko Dekha Ghum Denay Walay Tu Har Pal Hai Yahan, Har Pal Khushi Denay Walon Main, Ek Aap Ko Hi Dekha.
16652
« on: August 23, 2008, 01:39:35 PM »
Raha jo dil mein dhadkan ban ke bichda mujhse vo bewafa ban ke na ummid rahi jeene ki ab ae dosto milli hamein dava bhi ek sazaa ban ke
16653
« on: August 23, 2008, 01:38:45 PM »
Bhulana tumhe na asaan hoga
jo bhule tumhe wo nadan hoga
aap to baste ho ruh me hamari,
bas aap hame na bhulana ye aapka ehsaan hoga
16654
« on: August 23, 2008, 12:45:47 PM »
kujh harf meri maa boli de naam.....
"karde rehna aapni maa boli nu sda pyaar,
bhaave jina marji de dio hor bollian nu satikaar...
eh ohi bolli hai jihne pehlaa lafz moonho ma kahaiya,
te saanu apne virse , bazurgaa da aadar sanmaan karna sikhaia,
nahion labhni kitte hor eho jihi mithaas, na jazbaa nimarta da te na hi haunsla chukan lai talwaar............"
ਸ਼ਹਿਦ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਮਿੱਠੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਬੋਲੀ ਏ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ
ਜੀਹਦੇ ਵਿੱਚੋਂ ਮਹਿਕ ਆਵੇ ਸੱਜਰੇ ਗੁਲਾਬ ਦੀ
ਸੱਚ ਜਾਣੋਂ ਮੁਖ਼ੋਂ ਮੈਂ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਜਦੋਂ ਬੋਲਦਾਂ
ਇੰਜ ਜਾਪੇ ਡੂੰਘੇ ਭੇਦ ਦਿਲਾਂ ਵਾਲੇ ਖੋਲਦਾਂ
ਫੁੱਲਾਂ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਕੋਮਲ ਇਹ ਜਾਈ ਪੰਜ ਆਬ ਦੀ
ਸ਼ਹਿਦ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਮਿੱਠੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਬੋਲੀ ਏ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ...
ਅਸੀਂ ਹਾਂ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਪੰਜਾਬੀਅਤ ਦਾ ਮਾਣ ਏ
ਬਦੇਸ਼ਾਂ ਵਿੱਚ ਰਹਿ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਜਾਨ ਏ
ਪੰਜਾਬੀ ਵਿੱਚ ਗਾਈਏ ਸਾਨੂੰ ਲੋੜ ਨਹੀਂਓਂ ਸਾਜ ਦੀ
ਸ਼ਹਿਦ ਨਾਲੋਂ ਮਿੱਠੀ ਸਾਡੀ ਬੋਲੀ ਏ ਪੰਜਾਬ ਦੀ...
PROUd TO Be A PuNJabI...
16655
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:20:53 PM »
A Dalit goes to the dentist and has a cavity filled. After the work, the Dalit asks how much he owes, and the dentist says, "No, no...I would never charge a poor Chandalla." The Dalit thanks him and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist gets into the office, he finds a basket full of fruits waiting for him.
Then a Muslim mullah visits the dentist and has some work done. Afterwards, he asks the dentist what he owes him, and he says, "Oh, no, of course I wouldn't charge a faithful follower of Allah!" He thanks him and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist arrives in his office, he finds a nice plate of well-cooked biriani [ a Muslim delicacy ] waiting for him.
A Brahmin visits the dentist for a checkup and a filling. When all is done, he asks the dentist what he owes him, and the dentist says, "Oh, no, I would never charge a Brahmin!" The Brahmin thanks the dentist and leaves.
The next day, when the dentist gets to his office, he finds.....four other Brahmins waiting for him!
16656
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:12:06 PM »
Three men were applying for the same job as a detective. One was a Sardarji, one was Jewish, and one was Italian. The chief decided to ask each applicant just one question and base his decision upon that answer.
When the Jewish man arrived for his interview, the
chief asked him, "Who killed Jesus Christ?" The Jewish man answered without hesitation "The Romans killed him." The chief thanked him and he left.
When the Italian man arrived for his interview, the chief asked the same question. He replied "Jesus was killed by the Jews." Again, the chief
thanked the man who then left. Finally the Sardarji arrived for his interview, he was asked the same question. He thought for a long time,
before saying, "Could I have some time to think about it?"
The chief said, "OK, but get back to me tomorrow."
When the Sardarji arrived home, his wife asked "How did the
interview go?". Pat came the reply, "Great, I got the job, and I'm already investigating a murder.
16657
« on: August 20, 2008, 02:00:45 PM »
A rich widower miser went back to India and married a young village girl. The girl did not like his hugging and kissing all the time. He thought of a scheme to teach his wife not to hate his American life style.
He bought a piggy bank and told his wife that every time he kisses or hugs her, he will put a rupee coin in the piggy bank and at the end of month she can open the bank and buy a new saree with the money.
The scheme worked very well. The young wife showed more willingness to be kissed and hugged. At the end of the month he gave her the key and told his wife to open the piggy bank.
What he saw did not please him. There were many 5 and 10 rupee bills along with rupee coins in the box. Where did these come from he demanded angirly. I've been putting only rupee coins. Not everyone is as kanjoos as you replied the wife.
16658
« on: August 20, 2008, 01:56:50 PM »
Gyani Zail Singh went to the US & had a meeting with
Reagan. Reagan said, "I want to show you the
advancement in technology in USA. Come with me."
Reagan takes him in a deep forest and says. "Dig the
ground."
Zail Singh digs.
Reagan says, "More, more, more..."
Zail Singh has now reached a 100 feet.
Reagan says, "So now, did you find anything?"
Zail Singh, "I got a wire!"
Reagan says, "You see, it shows that even 200 years
ago we used to have telephones!"
Zail Singh was very frustrated and he invited Reagan
to India.
In India GyaniJi says, "Now I want to show you the
advancement in India!"
He takes Reagan to a forest and asks him to dig.
After some time GyaniJi says, "More. .. more... more!"
Reagan has now reached almost 400 feet.
Zail Singh says, "Find anything?"
Reagan tries but finds nothing, "Nothing here!"
GyaniJi says, "You see even 400 years ago we had gone
WIRELESS!"
16659
« on: August 20, 2008, 01:51:58 PM »
Desi who falls at people's feet: Charan Singh
Desi who falls at peopls' feet and stays there: Gir charan Singh
A gangster Punjabi Female: Hard Kaur
Punjabi who drinks only beer: Just-beer(Jasbir) Singh
Punjabi who has only one drink : Just-one (Jaswant) Singh
Punjabi who visits every temple: Har Mandir Singh
Punjabi Female's boyfriend: Her-Pal Singh
16660
« on: August 20, 2008, 01:09:11 PM »
VADHE HO GAE KRAYE UTE BOLDE NE BULL JEH GHUT GHUT K . ASI BATHE KIDA NIGA PAEA OHNA DE MILAN LOKI UTH UTH K . HON OHNA NU SALAM KEHN VALE BAI JAG TE HAZZAR HO GAE. HON SANU NAIO HASH K BLAUNDE OH JADO DE STAR HO GAE .
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