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Jokes Majaak / jatt di ladayi...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:45:03 PM »
Jatt di ladayi: jatt: mein tere 64 de 64 dand todd dene hai
ik hor aadmi ne keha sardar 64 nahi 32 dand hunde ne
jatt: meinu patta se tu v bolega is laye tere v gin laye ne
 

16562
Shayari / marr javange...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:43:53 PM »
Tussi hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste
 tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste
 ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo
marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste

16563
Shayari / sohne sohne.........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:42:51 PM »
Sohne sohne nain-naksh usde
 vekhan waale bada pasand karde
 sade naal kare oh pyar hass ke
eho jiha rabba koi parband kar de
sanu vi sohna bana rabba
nahi taan sohne banaane band kar de!!

16564
Shayari / Re: aashiq...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:16:02 PM »
hahahahaha sukar ee yr es vri bach gaya

16565
Shayari / ma haal ................
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:26:14 AM »
Ma haal ohna da puch baitha,
chup kar k kolon langh gaye ne;
 meri sochan de vich raat gayi,
khabre rus gaye ne k sang gaye ne

16566
Shayari / aashiq...........
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:23:09 AM »
Oh aashiq ne gore rang de..
 saade kol gora rang nahi..
 saada dil ta ohna de naal hai.
 par oh saade sang nahi.

16567
Shayari / assi maut ................
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:20:27 AM »
Assi maut rok rakhi te tera intzaar kita,
 sajna tere jhuthe laareya da aitbaar kita,
 assi jaan den lageya ek pal vi na layeya,
te tussi jaan len lageya vi nakhra hajaar kita!!

16568
Shayari / if...............
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:16:21 AM »
If kisses were water, i will give you the sea
if hugs were leaves, i will give you a tree
if you love a planet, i will give you a galaxy
if friendship is lif,e i will give you mine

16569
Shayari / friend...................
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:15:45 AM »

A friend gives hope when life is low,
a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go,
a friend is honest, a friend is true
a friend is precious a friend is you
 

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Shayari / jaan asi ta...............
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:07:36 AM »
Jaan assin taan tere te marr gaye hun kise hor te marr k ki laina
apan jadd ik duje nu karde aa piyar sohniyee fer dunia to darr k ki laina
j koi jatt nu bahro aa k lalkaar jave fer jatt ne ghar de ander varr k ki laina je himat hai koi mirzze wangu apna piyaar kadd k le janda
per fer jhand thalle marr k ki laina
 ranjhe wangu v chounde sabb piyaar karna....
je heer na hoyi ranjhe di fer majja chaar k ki laina
 sohni mahiwal wangu v chounde sabb piyaar karna...
je meil hi nhi hone fer panni ch tarr k ke laina
 koi sassi punnu wangu v piyaar karda....
 per sute punnu nu koi chuk k le jave ...
fer sassi wangu thallh vich sarr k ki laina
ehna to v jiada karda tainu piyaar sohniye....
 jeena te marna tere layi hun sandhu ne kise hor layi marr k ki laina

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Jokes Majaak / Re: langoor.............
« on: September 07, 2008, 09:00:01 AM »
hahahahahha langooor ban gaya na sachi tu aman samj nai lagi ki likhea fir bandea ne he dasea k ki likhea hahahahahahahahahha

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Jokes Majaak / Re: love love................
« on: September 06, 2008, 03:19:25 PM »
hahahahahaha aho yr mai ta sochea he nai c

16573
Jokes Majaak / sardar in bio.................
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:55:46 PM »
Sardar in bio practicals examiner: see the legs of bird & tell its name sardar: i don't know examinar: u r fail what's you name???? sardar: see my leg and tell

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Jokes Majaak / bada chota........................
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:54:59 PM »
Bade: abe tu kal kya kar raha hain%u2026 chhote: kal main busy hoon bade: kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya? chhote: haan kal subah p
m
ke saath meeting hain
bade: p
m
ke sath? chhote: haan bade: subah subah? chhote: haan kyun? bade: subah mil hi nahi sakye who
chhote: kyun? bade: abe woh p
m
hain shaam ko miley ge%u2026 a
m
hota to subah milta na
chhote: bakwas bankar
 
 

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Jokes Majaak / bikhari..............
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:53:42 PM »
Bikhari-bibi 150 rupaye de dijiye, lady:- 150 kyu? bikhari:- apne parivar ke pas jana hai
lady:- kaha hai wo?? bikhari jee pvr gyi hai film dekhne
!!

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Jokes Majaak / 6 things..............
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:52:55 PM »
In our life time 6 things can come at any time: 1
love 2
friendship 3
money 4
death 5
illness 6
?? 6
: susu
isliye karke sona yaad se
good night

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Jokes Majaak / love love................
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:52:13 PM »
Oh love love likhdi rahi main live live parda reha, oh kiss-kiss likhdi rahi mein kash-kash parda raha, oh vyah karva ke chali gyi mein english speaking karda reha
{so pyaar apni bhasha ch karo
} gori de chakar ch na pao
love da live kiss da kash hojana
lolzzzzzzzzzzzz

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Jokes Majaak / didi..............
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:51:21 PM »
Height of innocence: 1 chota bache ne darwaza khola aur apni didi ke boyfriend ko dekh ke pyar se bola aap roz didi se milne aate ho, apki koi apni didi nahi hai kyaa

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Jokes Majaak / pataka....................
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:50:31 PM »
English teacher: onebeautiful young girl is walking on the road, change this to exclamatory sentence
student: oh my god!!! pataka!!!!:d:

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Shayari / toote hou ...................
« on: September 06, 2008, 02:48:02 PM »

Toote huw taare ko dekh kar maine kaha e dil maang le tu bhi muraad koi
par dil se awaaz aayi k
jo khud toot raha hai kaise poori karega wo fariyaad koi

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