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Messages - @@JeEt@@
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« on: September 08, 2008, 06:10:39 AM »
Lady doctor : tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho? raman : ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai¦ œauraton ko dekhne ka samay 9am-11am
16542
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:09:58 AM »
A sardarji went to toilet ten times within half-an-hour
somebody asked,œsardarji aapko chain nahin hai kya? sardar : hai to sahi, par khul nahin rahi
16543
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:09:03 AM »
Math teacher : if a=b and b=c then a=c, now give me the practical example of this principle from real life
student : i love you sir and you love your daughter which means i love your daughter
16544
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:08:16 AM »
Lao ji ik chutkala
eh tuhanu pasand ave ya naa ave mai edi jimmevaari nahi lainda
par fer v sunaun laggyaa
ik vaar ik haathi keerri(ant) kolo puchhda k tu kine years di hai
keerri kehndi
10years di
haathi kehnda par tu te laggdi ee nahi 10 years di aidi chhoti jehi haigi hai
aggo keerri kehndi "meri twacha se meri umar ka ptaa ee nahi chalta"!! hehehehe
16545
« on: September 08, 2008, 06:06:53 AM »
Wife-apka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai,aap use rokte kyu nahi? hus
-main kyu roku?usne muze roka tha kya
16546
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:26:00 PM »
lage raho lage raho janta
16547
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:07:06 PM »
Gita me likha hai
are yaha nahi gita me likha hai
16548
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:04:50 PM »
Maikal: boss, yeh aadmi to kuch bol hi nahin raha hai
kya karen ? ajit: ise revaalving chair mein daal do
pata chal jaayega chakkar kya hai
16549
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:04:14 PM »
Robert: boss , sona kahan hai ? ( where is the gold ? ) ajit: kahin par bhi so jao robert
16550
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:03:37 PM »
Robert: boss, mere teen bacche hue, unko kya naam doon?
ajit: ek ka naam rakhna peter, doosre ka maikal, aur teesre ka cha ling chu
robert: par cha ling chu kyoon?
ajit: bewakoof, duniya ka har teesra bacchaa chinese hota hai
16551
« on: September 07, 2008, 02:01:40 PM »
scene - ajit get%u2019s hold of his favourite hero & then directs his chela
) ajit: maikal, is saale ke ek haath mein laal aur doosre haath mein hara rang laga do
maikal: lekin kyon baas? ajit: bewakoof, itnaa bhi nahin jaanta? jab pulice yehaan aayegi to ise range haathon pakad legi
he he he
16552
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:58:57 PM »
Aaj dil di kehen nu jee karda hai
tere dil vich rehen nu jee karda hai
khushiyaan deke tere gham sehen nu jee karda hai
rabb jaane saada ki rishta tainu bas apna kehen nu jee karda hai
16553
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:57:25 PM »
Avein gairaan naal mitha saatho bol ho gaya,
saadi zindagi ch zehar avein ghol ho gaa,
rahe unglaan de poteyaan chon lahu simda,
saatho hireyaan bhulekhe kach fol ho gaya
16554
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:56:04 PM »
Na mathey di lakir dekhi,
na hattan te likhi taqdeer dekhi,
hanjuan de wich dub gaya yaar tera,
jad teri tasveer dekhi,
pher so na sakya, jad sutta ta supne ch bani tu heer vekhi,
tu heer ban k sanu chhad challi,
hun sandhu nu bande fakeer dekhi
16555
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:53:05 PM »
Rabb da rutba apni tha te yaar da rutba vakh,
rabb nu tarse atma, te yaar nu tarse akh,
duniya vich vadmule dova de didar,
sab to mehanga sab to aukha ik khuda te ik yaar
16556
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:51:43 PM »
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye
aur humare dil se awaaz nikli
fiteh mooh tusin ethe vii aa gaye !!!
16557
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:49:35 PM »
Akhiyan wich aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
palka te aa ke ruk jande ne hanju,
bada dil karde baha deva enna nu,
par tenu hasdeya vekh ke suk jande ne hanju!!
16558
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:48:37 PM »
Ishq ishq ta har koi karde,
par koi channa( a river) wich koodan nu tyaar nahi,
ki kahiye ajj-kal de jhuthe aashiqa nu,
dil de sakde ne par jaan nahi!!!
16559
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:47:29 PM »
Suraj chade ta loki kehnde din chad gaya,
par sanu tere bina dosta hanera lagda
tu mile ta bhave kaali raat hove,
sanu ohi pal sohneya savera lagda! gud morning
16560
« on: September 07, 2008, 01:46:19 PM »
Sardarni = kyun g tusi gaddi di speed kyon vadha ditti? sardar = oye gaddi di break fail ho gayi hai, accident ho to pehle nal ghar pahoonch jayiye!
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