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Shayari / Re: Asin likh-likh chithian ............
« on: October 29, 2008, 06:01:02 AM »
asha ji mainu nai c pata hahahahha. shop te oo hon tusi

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Shayari / Re: aa gai phir diwali ........
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:59:49 AM »
chal na soche sada ki ee asi ta din katti jande aa

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Shayari / Re: aa gai phir diwali ........
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:57:59 AM »
eh kive ho sakda oh eve karde ee je mai v eve kita ta v nuksan mera he hou hahahahhaha 

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Shayari / Re: Asin likh-likh chithian ............
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:55:16 AM »
sukar ee mai ta sochea jawab nai auna . mai v thik ji .

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News Khabran / Girl Friend Required !!!!!!
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:52:01 AM »

Applications are invited for the following post. The package and incentives are mentioned below.


Designation :

Junior girl friend ( Trainee)


Experience :

Must have ditched at least 2 guys
(Fresher with excellent credentials will be considered)


Other Requirement:

Should have the Potential to do street
Bargaining and fight if required.
Height, weight, complexions no bar,
But is subjective.


***********
Perks and incentives:


Total gross ( Monthly ) :


2 gifts worth not exceeding Rs. 1000/-(no precious metals, stones)
10 bike rides each duration 1 hour
5 trips to National Highways
10 Kulfis / Chocobars at a regular gap of 3 days
Daily Provision of Samosa / Bread Pakoda / Bhel worth Rs. 10 /-
2 movies ( Family movies only ) per month (on weekends)
Visits to Shopping Malls and BARISTA every Weekend (On your own expense)
A Pair of Jeans or T-shirts according to demand will be gifted, subject to finance availability and t o the size available with the shopkeeper.


Net Deductions (Monthly):


Affair Fund and un-professional taxes will Be informed on joining
The probation period is 6 months, after which confirmation (with Pomotion to fulltime Girlfriend)


***********


PlZ NOTE:


1. Only females.
2. Girls who left in the last 2 months need not apply.
3. Ex-girlfriends will be eligible only if they agree to the above mentioned conditions.


***********


There is more:


For girls who are not eligible, can take advantage of the referral program by referring their friend, colleagues etc.
Candle light or Tube light dinner will be given on every referral, even if candidate is not selected.
Search,,,,,, , never ends!!


Interested candidates can send their resume with Subject :


Name/fresher- exp/age.
Photo must be in attachment.
To the email address via mail


Note: Applications without photo will be rejected
APPLICANTS WHO HAD APPLIED EARLIER NEED NOT APPLY AND MALE CAN INFORM ABOUT THIS OPENING TO THEIR GIRLFRIEND ALSO. Laugh;) Laugh;) Laugh;)

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Shayari / Re: aa gai phir diwali ........
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:45:37 AM »
ki kara eni himat v nai . chal tere tu puch lana fir mainu ki karna chid jo oh eve karde ee

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Fun Time / Re: boyz vs girlz
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:43:07 AM »
my foot my foot eh ki iko gal tu bush de kuri ee . jao apna kam karo ;            mere guru  baba asiqi ram ji kehde hunde c kuria te bhoota te visvass na karo

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Fun Time / Re: new game 3 words
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:40:25 AM »
kuria dukhi hogaia

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Pics / Re: kal nu wiah ke menu lai jaan ge
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:38:00 AM »
hahahahaha ehnu vivh k kisne la jana eh v dasde hon

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Shayari / Re: Asin likh-likh chithian ............
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:34:33 AM »
kuria hundea he eve dea . ssa deepi ki hal tuhade

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Shayari / Re: aa gai phir diwali ........
« on: October 29, 2008, 05:33:53 AM »
keh ta c roj laara la jande c mai ki karda

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Shayari / aa gai phir diwali ........
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:33:55 PM »
aa gai phir diwalaa i ni hun tu vi aaja
sade ghar de sune banere ni do dive laja
deed teri lai unj tan sade nain vi balde
har din har pal aaun tere di wait ne karde
bin tere sadi jindgi ni suni lage ujar
tere bin nahi lagda changa koi tiohar
sang tere jo beet gae mur din nahi aaune
na,dhaipai,pind,jagjeet,de tu kade phere paune


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Shayari / Asin likh-likh chithian ............
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:30:56 PM »
Asin likh-likh chithian paunde rahe
oh bin pade hi teeli launde rahe,

ise umeed wich lang gayi zindagi saadi,
oh rusde rahe asin manaunde rahe

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Fun Time / Re: boyz vs girlz
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:28:40 PM »
hahahahaha mainu bhut maja aunda jad kuria gussa kardea ne te ron valia ho jandea ne hahahha

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Fun Time / Re: new game 3 words
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:20:47 PM »
kurio maffi manglao

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Fun Time / Re: boyz vs girlz
« on: October 28, 2008, 04:19:58 PM »
ik ta kuria meri gal da gussa bhut kardea ne ; pata nai gal sachi hunde ee ta kar k ja mai thik nai lagda ehna nu. but gulabo ji har vari kasoor kuria da hunda ee  gussa karo ja jo marji

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Fun Time / Re: boyz vs girlz
« on: October 28, 2008, 03:47:43 PM »
KURIA TE SACHA PAYAR HUH BHUL JAO .EHNA NU BAS DIL TORNA AUNDA . KISE NU RULA K FIR KHUD SACHE HON LAI RONDEA NE EH

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Fun Time / Re: new game 3 words
« on: October 28, 2008, 03:45:12 PM »
AAJ NAVA CHAREA

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Shayari / Re: mehnga hove jina vi.............;
« on: October 28, 2008, 03:42:14 PM »
DEEPI SACHI MAINU TA YAKEEN NAI AYA YAAR AAJ K TUSI ONLINE AAE C

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Fun Time / Re: new game 3 words
« on: October 28, 2008, 03:23:59 PM »
LUBLAI PAGAL KURI

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