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Jokes Majaak / Re: marjane gill da tv...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:42:28 AM »
frustated enginer shayari
kuch is tara dosti
nibayenge,
nokri na mili to bilkul nahi
ghabraenge,
dono station pr chaye ki dukan
lagayenge,
tum chaye banana
hum chaye chaye chilayenge

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Jokes Majaak / marjane gill da bacha...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:38:40 AM »
gill goes to the doctor with his 3 year son.

gill : - doctor, my son has swallowed a key, so we came to you.

doctor :- when did he swallowed a key.

gill :- 10 days back.

doctor:- and you are coming to me now, after 10 days.

gill :- we had a duplicate key, but today it is lost...:p
 
 

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Jokes Majaak / Re: hell to hell is free..
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:37:29 AM »
koi kehda sehi koi kehda galat chakar ki aa lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: marjane gill da tv...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:35:59 AM »
lao g ho gai bezti

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Jokes Majaak / Re: nursery schools-now a days:..
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:35:08 AM »
tusi ehnu bacha samjde oo g?

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Jokes Majaak / hell to hell is free..
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:34:24 AM »
a man in hell asked devil:
can i make a call to my wife?
after making call he asked how much to pay.
devil : nothing, hell to hell is free.
 :D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / marjane gill da tv...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:32:52 AM »
marjana gill was watching tv, suddenly a thief came in and stole the tv, the gill ran after him.....
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to say: "hey, you forgot the remote control!!!"
 
 

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Jokes Majaak / nursery schools-now a days:..
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:31:29 AM »
nursery schools-now a days:
a- apple
b- bluetooth
c- chat
d- download
e- email
f- facebook
g- google
h- hewlett packard
i- iphone
j- java
k- kingston
l- laptop
m- messenger
n- nokia
o- orkut
p- picasa
q- quicktime
r- ram
s- server
t- touchscreen
u- usb
v- vista
w- wifi
x- xp
y- youtube
z- zorpia.

thank god "a" is still apple :p

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Jokes Majaak / Re: marjana gill te japneet brar....
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:29:17 AM »
ahahhahahahhaha

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Shayari / Re: ਕੁਝ ਇਨਸਾਨ ...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:26:37 AM »
akal bdaam khaa k nai,

dokhe kha k aundi aa.


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Jokes Majaak / Re: gill in plane...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:23:46 AM »
kaun mai ja tu

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarpanch goes to the doctor ...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:23:02 AM »
mehrbani g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: wah pappu wah...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:21:58 AM »
mehrbani g

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Shayari / Re: ਕੁਝ ਇਨਸਾਨ ...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:21:14 AM »
thx kamal g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: sarpanch goes to the doctor ...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:20:31 AM »
hahahha kus jayada he lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: chan de chakore....
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:19:36 AM »
thx 22 g

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Shayari / ਕੁਝ ਇਨਸਾਨ ...
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:18:52 AM »
ਕੁਝ ਇਨਸਾਨ ਏਸੇ ਵੀ ਨੇ,

ਜੋ ਦੂਸਰੇ ਦਾ ਹੱਕ ਵੀ ਖਾ ਲੈਂਦੇ,
ਕੁਝ ਏਸੇ ਵੀ ਨੇ,
ਜੋ ਆਪਣਾ ਪੱਲਾ ਵੀ ਗੁਆ ਲੈਂਦੇ..

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ .....
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:15:53 AM »
ਅਸੀ ਮਾੜੇ ਸਾਡੇ ਯਾਰ ਮਾੜੇ,
ਅਸੀ ਮਾੜੇ ਹੀ ਬੰਦੇ ਆ,
ਇੰਨਾ BEWAFA ਕੁੜੀਆ ਨਾਲੋ,
ਅਸੀ AMLI ਠੇਕਿਆ ਤੇ ਹੀ ਚੰਗੇ ਆ..........

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Jokes Majaak / ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ .....
« on: August 16, 2011, 02:14:31 AM »
ਇੱਕ ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ ਸਾਧੂ ਨਾਲ ਟਕਰਾ ਗਿਆ____
ਸਾਧੂ --->> ਓਹ ਮੂਰਖ __!!! ਜਾ ਮੈਂ ਤੈਂਨੂੰ ਸ਼ਰਾਪ ਦਿੰਨਾ__
ਓਹਨੂੰ ਲੱਗਿਆ ਕਿ ਕਿਤੇ ਕਹਿ ਰਿਹਾ ਕਿ ਸ਼ਰਾਬ ਦਿੰਨਾ_____:-p
ਸ਼ਰਾਬੀ --->> ਰੁਕੋ ਬਾਬਾ ਜੀ_____!!! ਮੈਂ ਹੁਣੇ ਗਲਾਸ ਲੈ ਕੇ ਆਇਆ__lol :D: :D: :D:

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