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Jokes Majaak / Re: challange.....

« on: August 16, 2011, 05:02:35 PM »

dhanwad g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Hasrat-e-deedar ....

« on: August 16, 2011, 05:00:51 PM »

tu pehla recharge karvala lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Innovative breakup..

« on: August 16, 2011, 05:00:06 PM »

sadke tere dp de

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Shayari / burai te achai,,,,,

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:59:26 PM »

“BURAi” Ko Khud Main Aur “ACHAi” Ko Dusron Main Talash Kro,,,
Yahi Aap Ki Sb Se Barri “ACHAi” Hai…!!!

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Shayari / Re: rab da ohi deedar kar gaye.. ...

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:56:36 PM »

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Jokes Majaak / Innovative breakup..

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:56:03 PM »

Innovative breakup..

a boy threw 6 cricket balls on his gf..

GF: "WAT THE HELL WAS THAT?"

boy: "IT S OVER"........! ;-)
:excited: :excited:

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Shayari / rab da ohi deedar kar gaye.. ...

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:53:35 PM »

akhde ne rab dikhda ni kade..
par jo insaan nu pyaar kar gaye ..
oh rab da deedar kar gaye..

kai bediya ch ho swaar dubbe..
kai ban k ranjhe vafadaar dubbe..
par kai kandiya naal v izhaar kar gaye..
kachiya sang v haneriya paar kar gaye..
jehre kudrat nu pyaar kar gaye..
ose cho rab da deedar kar gaye..

kai doulat da lai hankaar baithe..
kai pyaar di jang ch ehnu haar baithe..
kai kandiya di sez te v lai pyaar baithe..
kai pith piche vaar lai tyaar baithe ..
jehre Mirze jehe jaan vaar gaye..
oh rab da kar deedar gaye..

kai dilla nu v pathar banai baithe..
naam ik da us te likhvai baithe..
kai seena cheer k Raam dikha dinde..
vasda dilla ch rab oh ajma dinde.
likh pathara te raam samunder paar kar gaye..
jeet rab da ohi deedar kar gaye..
jehre ohde insaan da dillo satkaar kar gaye.

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Jokes Majaak / Hasrat-e-deedar ....

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:51:27 PM »

Hasrat-e-deedar ki khatir us ke muhalle mein mobile recharge ki shop khol li...
Aur
Yahan to roz 1 naya shaksh us ke number pe 100 ka recharge karwa jata hai...
:rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: j amli da dimag...

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:50:01 PM »

meharbani g

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Jokes Majaak / TODAYS PRIEST & Facebook Effect !!!

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:48:25 PM »

Priest : Do you agree to change
your Facebook status from
*single* to *married* ??

Boy : yes ! yes ! yes !

Girl : yes ! yes ! yes !

Priest : congratz !
you are now husband and wife.

You may now TAKE the bride.
And don’t forget to TAG me in the wedding pics !!
:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / j amli da dimag...

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:40:23 PM »

man at delhi (j amli)
calls his wife in mumbai

servant picks d phone

j amli :love::"memsaab se baat karao"

servant:"wo to sahab k sath kamre mein so rhi h" :he:

j amli::"par sahab to mai hu.!" :waitin:

servant:"ab mai kya kru?" :wait:

j amli:"maar de dono ko.!
mai hold karta hu" :waitin:

aftr killng...

servant:"ab lashon ka kya karu?" :waitin:

j amli:"ghar k piche swimming pool me phenk k bhag ja" : :

servant:"par
iss ghar me to
swimming pool hi nhi h?" :wait: :wait:

amli:"oh sorry!
wrong numbr..!! : :

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Jokes Majaak / garam masala.....

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:37:25 PM »

wo kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge me rakne k baad b garam rehti hai?
nai pata?

garam masala
maa kasam bachpan se genius hun par kabi ghamand nai kiya.. :p : :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / challange.....

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:35:51 PM »

* exam mai sawal aya ke challange kise kehte hai,
pathan ne pura paper khali chor kar last page pee likha, agar mard ka bacha hai tu paas kar de,
..... it,s a challange.............

:D: :D: :D:

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Jokes Majaak / sharabi marjana gill...

« on: August 16, 2011, 04:31:21 PM »

SHARABI(marjana gill):- Agar mere hath ch "SARKAR" hove ta me "DESH" di takdir badal davaga.
WIFE:- kanjra pehla apna pajama ta badal le, sver di meri "SALVAR" pai fird aaaa..!!p :excited: :excited: :excited:

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