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Shayari / tumne dekhi nahi phoolon ki wafa?
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:34:50 PM »
ek din usne mujse puccha,

kya mujhe bhool jaoge?

maine kaha:

tumne dekhi nahi phoolon ki wafa......

woh jis pe khilte hai........

usi par murjha jate hain......


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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan de kam dekhoo...
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:33:29 PM »
lal ta nikal aau lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Kaku te Teacher....
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:31:19 PM »
hahahhahahha kaku  bhut tez lagda

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan de kam dekhoo...
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:29:12 PM »
lol haji haji

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Fun Time / Re: ਛੋਟੀ a,b,c
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:28:09 PM »
lol  aa gai tainu v

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib te osde dost....
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:26:41 PM »
lol oh kive sir g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: ik tha buda ik thi budi....
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:25:53 PM »
hahahha haji haji lol

thx dostooo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: muskaan de kam dekhoo...
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:25:09 PM »
ki pata hunda lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib english vicho fail ho gaya...
« on: September 15, 2011, 01:24:31 PM »
hahahhaha thx mitar te mitreo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: galib english vicho fail ho gaya...
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:49:59 AM »
hahahahha hon dekh k aa gai honi galib val hana

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Jokes Majaak / galib english vicho fail ho gaya...
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:35:01 AM »
galib english me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..

1.) mein ek aam admi hu.

I am a mango man.

2.)mujhe English aati hai.

english comes to me.

3.) mera talluq haripur hazara se hai.

i belong to green pur thousanda.

4.) sadak par goliya chal rahi hai.

tablets are walking on the road....!

 :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / ik tha buda ik thi budi....
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:33:12 AM »
1 tha buda 1thi budi

budi chadi pahad pe or boli

ek bar aja aja

itne mein tufan aah gya or budi udh gyi

buda bola mitra d chatri toh udh gyi ambran teh launi a udariya  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / chotte nu sab pata hai....
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:31:39 AM »
Teacher : hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab pata hai.

Chotte : Papa mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup rehna.
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Chotte : Mummy muje sab pata hai ;-)

Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur chup rehna.

Chotte (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe sab pata hai ;-)

Ramu kaka : aa mera beta apne baap ke gale lag jaa..!!

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / muskaan de kam dekhoo...
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:29:57 AM »
muskaan shopkeeper se boli- Aisa saboon do jo kam ghise aur nahane k bad chehre par laali la de.....
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....Shopkeeper naukar se bola memshab ko 1 eet ka tukda laa do..

 :D: :D: :D: :D:

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Shayari / ਸਾਡੀ ਔਕਾਤ .....
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:28:04 AM »
ਮੰਨਿਆ ਤੈਨੂੰ ਪਾਓਣਾ ਸਾਡੀ ਔਕਾਤ ਤੌ ਬਾਹਰ ਹੈ _____

ਪਰ ਤੀਲਾ ਹੋਵੇ ਜਾ ਹੀਰਾ ਚੁਕਣ ਲਈ ਝੁਕਣਾ ਪੈਦਾ ਹੈ .....


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Shayari / Re: ਸਭ ਇੱਕ-ਇੱਕ ਕਰਕੇ
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:27:06 AM »
bhut khoob g

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bhut khoob g

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Jokes Majaak / virus....
« on: September 15, 2011, 08:23:27 AM »
Bhagwan ne ek admi ki yadasht mita di phir ussse pucha........

:-Kuch yaad hai tumhe?

Usne apni biwi ka naam bata diya.

Bhagwan:-Formet karne k baad bhi Virus nahi gaya.

 :D: :D: :D:

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