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Jokes Majaak / Re: lado modrater....
« on: August 24, 2010, 06:02:30 PM »
jassii lado de bhut fikar aa :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: lado modrater....
« on: August 24, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »
simri teri khair nai aaj lado tu

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Jokes Majaak / wife kis ki hai does not matter..!
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:59:45 PM »
always love wife,

no life without wife

wife ko ijjat do

wife ke prati wafadaar aur imandaar raho

wife ki tariff kiya karo

wife kis ki hai does not matter..!








benefits of kissing
 
changes taste

burns calories

lips never go dry

relieves stress

makes face muscles strong

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Jokes Majaak / Re: lado modrater....
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:52:16 PM »
aaj ta paka lado roo k jau  :rockon: :rockon:

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Complaints / Re: its rav
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:50:41 PM »
yr mai ta rav nu bhut purana janda oh eve da banda nai k eni girri harkat karu,, baki oh ena bura v nai jina ethe bna dita mere tu vadh ohnu koi nai janda yr.. bas kus loka nu ohda ethe auna thik nai lagda kyu k kai jaga oh bilkul sach bol janda aa ,,


baki eh harkat jine kiti aa pta ta sanu v aa but ohnu khud eh kam kardea sarm nai aai k oh eh kam kise de nam tu kyu kar reh .. j koi eh kam kise de nam te kar sakda hor v bhut kus karu,,,

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Jokes Majaak / Re: lado modrater....
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:43:06 PM »
hahahahahhahahahhaa kus jayda he aa

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Jokes Majaak / SANDHU goes for an interview
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:17:22 PM »
sandhu walks into the police department looking for a job.
The officer wants to ask him a few questions....

Officer: What's 2+2?

sandhu: Ummmmm... 4!

Officer: What's the square root of 100?

SANDHU: Ummmm... 10!

Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln?

SANDHU: Ummmm... :wait: I dunno.

Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow.

SANDHU goes home and calls up JASSII, :wait: :wait: who asks HIM if HE
got the job.

SANDHU says, excitedly, "Not only did I get the job, I'm  :waitin: :waitin:
already working on a murder case!"
 :balle: :balle: :balle:

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Jokes Majaak / Jhanda Amli & lado modrater....
« on: August 24, 2010, 04:08:40 PM »
jhanda amli  -->> U wanna Genrator  :he: :he: :he: sry Modrator for one day..??


lado -->> ya ya ya ..!!



jhanda --> :waitin: Cn u talk in english..??


lado --> ya ya ya ..!!
i cn talk in english..
walk in english..
run in english..
dance in english..
eat in english..
drunk in english..
sleep in english..
get up in english..
breakfast in english..
study in english..
lunch in english..
dinner in english..

nd nd..



jhanda  -->  :okk:ok ok.. Tel me opposite of "Good"?


lado  -->> Bad..





jhanda -->> Come..??


lado  -->> Go..






jhanda -->> Ugly..??


lado -->> Pichhli..








jhanda -->>  :angry: :angry:U-G-L-Y..??


lado -->>  :balle:P-I-C-H-H-L-I..!!








jhanda  -->> :angry: :angry: Shut up.


lado  -->> Keep talking :blah: :blah:..








jhanda -->> Get out :angr:,

lado  -->> Come in.. :hug:







jhanda  -->> Oh my god..


lado -->>  :balle:oh your devil..








jhanda -->> :angry: :angry: U R rejected..


lado-->>I am selectd.. :balle: :balle:!!

BALLE BALLE... :rockon: :rockon:

thank you..





jhanda amli :angry:..


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Jokes Majaak / Re: power de kisses shop
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:56:14 PM »
kinea kisses ho gaya power

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Fun Time / Re: CHAT TE KURIA GUSSA KYO KARDEA NE
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:54:51 PM »
lagda bhut kuria nu jande oo paji

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Jokes Majaak / murga and murgi
« on: August 24, 2010, 09:26:42 AM »
MURGA- I LOVE U  :kiss: :kiss:
MURGI- HA HA HA  :happy:
MURGA- MAIN TERE LYI KUJ V KAR SAKDA HA
MURGI- REALLY ? :wait: :wait:
MURGA- "YES" SEHCHI :hug: :hug:
MURGI- CHAL ANDA DE KE VIKHA :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: power de kisses shop
« on: August 24, 2010, 09:20:57 AM »
teri ungli tod deni mai yanky...

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Shayari / Re: NET DE FAKE DUNIA UTTE
« on: August 24, 2010, 08:28:33 AM »
dfa hoooo

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Shayari / Re: NET DE FAKE DUNIA UTTE
« on: August 24, 2010, 06:41:24 AM »
thx janab :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Vyah'ch khaana khaan de JHANDA AMLI de 2 rule
« on: August 24, 2010, 06:40:07 AM »
 :comeon: :comeon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: AMLI TE 7 SADHU...
« on: August 24, 2010, 06:38:36 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: power de kisses shop
« on: August 24, 2010, 06:37:42 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Fun Time / Re: CHAT TE KURIA GUSSA KYO KARDEA NE
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:22:58 AM »
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA  EH V HAWA KARDE AA DEKH LAO

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Jokes Majaak / AMLI TE 7 SADHU...
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:21:54 AM »
7 sadhu
7 chatai :rabb: :rabb: :rabb: :rabb:       par dheyan lagakar baithe the...,

AMLI aaya aur bola Maharaj..>> :rabb: :rabb:Ladki Nahi fasti kya karun....???


Maharaj apne sewak se bole>> RAMU 1 chatai aur le kar aana... :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: "

AMLI.. :surp: :surp: :surp:

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Shayari / NET DE FAKE DUNIA UTTE
« on: August 24, 2010, 03:18:29 AM »
NET DE FAKE DUNIA UTTE,,,

FAKE HAI SAB DE YAARI,,,,

ETHE LUCHI RUN KARE CHUDAR,,,

TE FUKRE KARN SARTDARI,,,,,

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