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11101
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:45:32 AM »
 22 g
11102
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:35:35 AM »
Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut."
Customer: "Haloo, can I order ."
Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose Smart Card number, Sir?"
Customer: "It's eh..., hold on .... 6102049998-45- 54610"
Operator: "OK ... you're .. Mr Perera and you're calling from
Dhehiwela. Perera. Your home number is 4123456, your office 76543210
and your mobile is 077 1234567. "
Customer: "How did you get all my phone numbers?"
Operator: "We are connected to the Main CRM system Sir"
Customer: "I want Seafood Pizza .."
Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"
Customer: "Why?????!"
Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood
pressure and an even higher cholesterol level Sir"
Customer: "What? ... What do you recommend then?"
Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"
Customer: "How do you know I will like it?"
Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from
the National Library last week Sir"
Customer: "OK, I give up .. Give me three family sized ones then. How
much will that cost?
Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The
total is Rs.985/-"
Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"
Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card
is over the limit and you're owing your bank Rs.13,929.55 since
October last year" "That's not including the late payment charges on
your housing loan Sir.
Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw
some cash before your guy arrives"
Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records, you've reached your
daily limit on machine withdrawal today"
Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready.
How long is it gonna take anyway?"
Operator: "About 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always
come and collect it by your motorcycle.. "
Customer: " What???????? !"
Operator: "According to the details in system, you own a Scooter,...
registration number BE1123 "
Customer: "*'!^ *#?@%^**%^I7*"
Operator: "Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987
you were convicted of using abusive language at a policeman
Customer: [Speechless]
Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"
Customer: "Nothing ... by the way .. aren't you giving me that 3 Free
bottles of cola as advertised?"
Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're
also a diabetic ..... "
Customer :?......?... ..?...*.. *.....??. .* . **.......... ?**.
*???.
Keep smiling....
11103
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:32:19 AM »
A teacher asked a simrii to write 55.
Simrii asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
simrii wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
simrii: I don't know which side to write the other 5 :wait: :wait:
11104
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:29:38 AM »
"FRIENDS STAND BEHIND U DURING UR BAD TIMES"
Do u want a documentary proof ??
Ok,In future check out ur marriage album..U'll find al frns behind u !!!
11105
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:22:22 AM »
vaise mai ta kise nal v nai larda yr
11106
« on: September 10, 2010, 03:07:29 AM »
na maro menu kukh vich ,
na maro,
mainu v eh sohna jag dekh lain deo,
mainu v kise nu veer,
kise nu maa keh lain deo,
na maro menu kukh vich ,
na maro,
main hi maa da umra tak sath nibhauna,
main hi veere de gut te rakhri nu sajauna,
peo da sara dukh dard vandauna,
na maro menu kukh vich ,
na maro,
mere bina sare rishtey veh jaan ge,
vere mame chache reh jan-ge
te bhua-massiyan sirf shabad ban k reh jan-ge,
na maro menu kukh vich ,
na maro,
pta ni dosh ki hai mera,
pta ni kehdi dushmani,
jehde maape kehnde kudi ni jamani
na maro menu kukh vich ,
na maro,
shayad meri awaaz tuhade kani pae jawegi
meri jaan bach jawegi,
meri zindagi bach jawegi,
11107
« on: September 10, 2010, 02:58:46 AM »
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11108
« on: September 10, 2010, 02:54:32 AM »
jhanda amli Bullet te ja reha c....ik kudi Activa te..
jhanda to Girl...," Bullet Chalana anda."
Kudi guse vich age lang gyi...
jhanda Barabar ake," Hanji...Bullet chalana anda."
kudi fer uthe hi khad gi..jhanda age lang gya..te Age jake jhanda Da accident ho gya..
Kudi ake," Lai Lya Maza....aa gya swad Bullet da"
jhanda," Chal Bandriye... :angry: :angry:.tahi puchda c bullet chalana anda ta das Break Kithe a."
11109
« on: September 10, 2010, 02:50:50 AM »
hahhahahaha aaj he bna dene aa :blah:
11110
« on: September 10, 2010, 02:48:12 AM »
chakar ki aa :blah:
11111
« on: September 10, 2010, 02:46:46 AM »
hahahhahaha na na mai nai sochda hahahha
11112
« on: September 09, 2010, 03:03:20 PM »
haji haji :happy:
11113
« on: September 09, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »
hahahhahahahahahha koi na koi na :hug:
11114
« on: September 08, 2010, 06:24:48 AM »
22 g
11115
« on: September 08, 2010, 06:23:38 AM »
sab tu jayada mainu aunde aa sunni ta daso :pjrocks:
11116
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:54:00 AM »
rab lado de ruh nu santi deve ameen :rabb: :rabb:
11117
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:41:39 AM »
akhri saah jad mera nikle,,
sir mera te yaar da patt hove,,
soo saal lammi umar hove ohdi,,
te meri ohde toh ik pal ghat hove,,,
razzi kre na vaid haqeem koi,,,
jehra zigar te lagya fatt hove,,
rabba saah jehe yaar bajo,,
maitho ik pal v na katt hove,,
11118
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:37:34 AM »
OH TA AAP NASH GAI KISE NAL :laugh:
11119
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:36:59 AM »
KAN KAR FER DASDA :excited: :excited:
11120
« on: September 07, 2010, 11:36:09 AM »
DAUD GAI GHARO :excited: :excited:
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