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Jokes Majaak / Re: simrii won lottery
« on: September 13, 2010, 10:08:50 AM »
pta nai chat te kive aa gai eh lol

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tera v aoukha eee ,,
« on: September 13, 2010, 10:08:23 AM »
aho amlia da ki pta lol

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Shayari / KARO MOHABBAT KISI SE
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:50:32 AM »
KARO MOHABBAT KISI SE IS KADAR,
KI PHIR ISHQ KI GUNJAISH NA RAHE…,

MILE AGAR ZINDGI DUBARA TUMHE,
TO PHIR JINE KI KHAWAISH NA RAHE…!

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Jokes Majaak / simrii won lottery
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:47:32 AM »
simrii nu 20 Million di lottery nikkal aayi te oh Rs. Len layi chali gayi .. Lets enjoy conversation between lottery director and simrii.
simrii = Leao mainu meri winning amount dawo sidhe hoke.
L. Director = Eh lao 1 million te Baki Rs tohanu har saal kishat wich dwange te every year 1 million kishat.
simrii = Dekho.. Eh ta galat gal a.. J tusi aine rs. Nahi de sakde c taa aina wadda panga len di ki lod c..  tusi bewkuf bnayi jaa rahe ho
L.director = Dekho bibi ji tohanu 1 million ditta a tusi pher v raula paayi jane o te baaki v dwange asi bhajan taa ni lagge.
simrii (gusse nal ) =  :angry: :angry:AH CHAK APNA 1 MILLION TE MAINU MERE 20 Rs. WAPIS KARDE JINNA DI MEI LOTTERY PAYI C.

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Jokes Majaak / tera v aoukha eee ,,
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:44:45 AM »
jhanda amli praying to god :rabb: :rabb:




jhanda-- rabba mainu 1000 rs. di bahut lor aa  :rabb: :rabb:,,tu meri  kar deve tan,,uss vicho 500 rs. gurudware matha tek devanga,,,

achanak amli nu raste ch 500 da note mil giya,,,

jhanda-- le rabba ,,,tera v aoukha ee aaaa,,,,,, :angry:tenu mere te bhrosa ni c ,,jo pehlan hi 500 rs. kat ke dita eee

rab ji-- :sad: :sad: :sad:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher and simrii....
« on: September 13, 2010, 09:41:25 AM »
kus jayada he aukha jhande da :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher and simrii....
« on: September 12, 2010, 02:30:06 PM »
 :superhappy: :superhappy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher and simrii....
« on: September 11, 2010, 05:58:00 AM »
hahhahahahahhaha :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jhanda amli bullet te
« on: September 11, 2010, 05:56:34 AM »
thx dosto

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Pics / Re: jatti_killa4nia_di
« on: September 10, 2010, 01:12:48 PM »
eh ta school he nai gai parna kive aa ehne  :rockon: :rockon:

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Pics / Re: ਗਰੇਵਾਲ TE SANDHU
« on: September 10, 2010, 01:11:10 PM »
hahahhahaha raunk  jafia vala kam aukha i dnt like dostana :excited:

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Shayari / Asi Yaad Ch Pagal Ho Jande.
« on: September 10, 2010, 01:07:43 PM »
Ohna Nu Changa Lagda Bhul Jana,
Asi Yaad Ch Pagal Ho Jande.

Sanu Yaad Ch Neend Na Aaundi Ae,
Oh Bhul Ke Sanu So Jande.

Ajj Pata Laga Mainu Dunia Da,
Kinj Lok Saade Ton Kho Jande.

Kinj Lok Praye Hunde Ne,
Kinj Dil De Tukde Ho Jande.

Oh Sade Naal Karde Time Paas,
Asi Ohna Lai Pagal Ho Jande.

sandhu Nu Duniya Te Na Aitbar Koi,
Ethe Ta Parchave Vi Praye Ho Jande

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 :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher and simrii....
« on: September 10, 2010, 01:04:23 PM »
thx g

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Jokes Majaak / Osama Bin Laden Sends George Bush A Letter
« on: September 10, 2010, 01:00:16 PM »
Osama Bin Laden himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it appeared to contain a single line of coded message: 370HSSV-0773H

Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condi Rice. Condi and her aides had no clue either, so they sent it to the FBI.

No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to the NSA.

With no clue as to its meaning they eventually asked Britain's MI-6 for help. Within a minute MI-6 cabled the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

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Jokes Majaak / A Guy in Airoplane . . .
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:57:25 PM »
A Guy in Aeroplane sttod up N Shouted

" HIJACK !!!! "



All Passengers got scared N raised Hands.


4rm Other End Of The Plane A Guy Shouted Back
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".Hi JOHN".

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Jokes Majaak / Re: AMLI TE LADO....
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:54:23 PM »
 :excited: :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: teacher and simrii....
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:51:33 PM »
 :excited: :excited: :excited:

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thx 22 g

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Jokes Majaak / Re: jhanda amli bullet te
« on: September 10, 2010, 12:40:50 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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