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« on: September 23, 2010, 04:27:16 AM »
Mallika arrived at a Railway Station for a shooting.
Bhikhari: Behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: Why u gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: Pehli bar kisine behan kaha!
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Ek larka apni girlfriend se milne gaya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi.
Girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar larky ne socha ke chalo dekhte hai mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?
Dear, sweetu ya jaanu.
Jab usne misscall di toh screen pe likh raha tha “Murgha No.5? Calling”.
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Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye
Kuch der baad toilet mein sar pakad ke ro raha tha bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki, “Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”
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ik muslman bhara Ahmad Ali de 4 bache see , rahat Ali, ajij ali . azeem Ali .naseem Ali, kuch salan bad 2 bache hor hoe ,fer ahmed ali di begam ne
ohna de nam rakhe , rehmkar ali , baskar Ali ..
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