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« on: October 01, 2010, 05:05:41 AM »
 dosto
11022
« on: October 01, 2010, 05:04:59 AM »
dosto
11023
« on: October 01, 2010, 05:04:10 AM »
22 g
11024
« on: September 26, 2010, 02:32:58 PM »
ਹਰ ਕਿਸੇ ਨੂੰ ਹੀ ਨਾਂ ਪਲਕਾਂ ਤੇ ਬਿਠਾ ਕੇ ਰਖਿਉ,
ਫਾਸਲੇ ਦੀ ਲੋੜ ਹੈ ਜਿੰਨੀ,ਉੰਨਾਂ ਬਣਾ ਕੇ ਰਖਿਉ,
ਦੇਖ ਕੇ ਹਨੇਰੇ ਚੁਫ਼ੇਰੇ, ਪਰਤ ਹੀ ਨਾਂ ਜਾਵਾਂ ਮੈਂ,
ਘਰ ਚ ਮੇਰੇ ਆਉਣ ਤੱਕ ਦੀਵਾ ਜਗਾ ਕੇ ਰਖਿਉ,
11025
« on: September 26, 2010, 02:28:29 PM »
dhokhe ne pair pair te jagg utte
asi lakh vaffa kama ke dekh leya
sappan ne aakhir dangna hai
asi lakh dudh pila ke dekh leya
na oh hoye sade, na ohna hona c
asi apna sabh kuj ohna de naa karva ke dekh leya
kadd khar begane jande ne
asi lakh apna bna ke dekh leya
diva ik din gul kar jande ne
asi lakh vari apna aap jala ke dekh leya
11026
« on: September 26, 2010, 06:32:23 AM »
dnt mind paji
11027
« on: September 26, 2010, 03:53:27 AM »
:comeon: :comeon: :comeon: :comeon:
11028
« on: September 26, 2010, 03:26:45 AM »
An Italian, French and Chinese went for a job interview in England.
Before the interview, they were told that they must compose a sentence in English with three main words: green, pink and yellow.
The Italian was first: "I wake up in the morning. I see the yellow sun. I see the green grass and I think to myself, I hope it will be a pink day."
The French was next: " I wake up in the morning, I eat a yellow banana, a green pepper and in the evening I watch the pink panther on TV.
Last was the Chinese: "I wake up in the morning, I hear the phone "green green", I "pink" up the phone and I say "Yellow. !!!!!!!!!!!!
11029
« on: September 26, 2010, 03:23:22 AM »
mann sahib at college wanted more money
He sent a telegram to father
"NO MONEY
NO FUN
UR SON"
The father replied
"HOW SAD
TOO BAD
UR DAD"
:thaa: :thaa: :thaa:
11030
« on: September 26, 2010, 03:20:24 AM »
Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market. :happy:
11031
« on: September 25, 2010, 03:50:30 PM »
kitban de panne palat ke sochda han jindgi ing palat jawe tan ki gal e
gal dil de jo supne ch aye sach ho jawe tan ki gal e
kuj lok matlab lye labde ne mainu bina matlab awe tan ki gal e
katal karke tan sab le jange dil mera koi pyar nal le jawe tan ki gal e
jinda reh ke tan dewan khusi sab nu khusi meri mout ton kise nu mil jawe tan ki gal e
rav tan khusiyan wanda rahu koi gam sade wtawe tan ki gal e
11032
« on: September 25, 2010, 03:22:56 PM »
22 g
11033
« on: September 25, 2010, 03:12:07 PM »
Jindagi v vekhi bhaut mei . ,
Jindagi de bhaut din suraj wangu charde te shipde vekhe ne .
Mei ek pal wich yaara pta ni kinne supne tutde dekhe ne.
jo shad ke chalegaye apna bnake.
mithi jihi yaad saade dil ch bsake. .
ohna nu yaad kar kar dil v dukhde dekhe ne. .
(it can b sum1s parents , brother , sister , lover , beloved) .
Jo hai hi paraya ohnu ajmake ki lena. ,
jehra hai hi kacha umra to. .usnu tankake ki lena.
waqt pen te mei apnian de. .
khoon v sukde dekhe ne.
kudi taa ek maa v a. .bhen v, . Te humsafar v . .
loki mangde rab to munda kade v kudi mangi na.
per mein kayi mundian karke maapian de modhe v jhukde dekhe ne.
ek ameer khud nu hor ameer karan layi. .
Pta nahi kinne garib maar mukaunda hai. . ,
per rab jad hisab di kitab kholda hai. .
Ehna warge pher mei lakha ameer v mukde vekhe ne. .
Lok kehnde c "Yuvraj" baazi harjayenge. . ,
mainu v lagda k mei baazi harjaani. .
Per dil nu dva tasalli. . .kyok mei kayi harke v jitde dekhe ne.
Mei ek pal pal wich yaara. . .lakha hi supne tutde dekhe ne. .
Pyar kise nu karyo na hadh to wadh k. .
Aive dil na de bethi seene cho kadhke. .
muh te dove hath rakhke pher roya karenga. .
Ro Ro k mei bhaut de hanju mukde dekhe ne. .
ek pal wich yaara mei lakhan supne tutde dekhe ne.
Nahi bhulli jaandi maito kabaddi "HARJIT BRAR " di ,
aundi rehndi yaad " rav" warge yaar di.
Jehre kehke number lende c. . Jad maut nal pegaya pecha.
eh v rukde vekhe ne. . Ek pal wich yaara.
lakha punjabian de supne pher mei tutde vekhe ne.
ek pal wich sajna mei lakha supne tutde vekhe ne.
11034
« on: September 25, 2010, 11:54:36 AM »
And now one of lado day at school.....
TEACHER: LADO, how do you spell "crocodile"?
lado: "K-R-O-K-O-D- A-I-L"
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
lado: Maybe it's wrong, but you ask me how I spell it :happy: :happy: :happy:!
11035
« on: September 25, 2010, 11:49:06 AM »
jhanda - I got married becoz i was tired of cooking ,cleaning ,and washing clothes.
power- Amazing i got divorce for same reason
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« on: September 25, 2010, 11:45:52 AM »
22 g
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« on: September 25, 2010, 11:44:58 AM »
22 g
11038
« on: September 25, 2010, 04:13:05 AM »
Once a plane crashed somewhere in the mountains, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive.
Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand English and reply. The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.
Officer: “When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Tying their belts”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Saying Hello! Good morning!”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Checking the system”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Looking for my people”
Officer: “After 10 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Having beverages and snacks”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Serving the travelers”
Officer: “What were the Pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Eating & throwing”
Officer: “After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “Some were sleeping and some were reading”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses ?”
Monkey: “Make up”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Nothing”
Officer: “Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?”
Monkey: “All were sleeping”
Officer: “What were the air hostesses doing?”
Monkey: “Kissing the pilots”
Officer: “What were the pilots doing?”
Monkey: “Responding”
Officer: “What were you doing?”
Monkey: “Handling the steering !!!”
11039
« on: September 25, 2010, 03:39:04 AM »
yuvi ne theke de malik nu raat nu ek waje fone kitabhaji theka kine wje khulga.......
malikswere 9 wje...
eh ghante baad fir yuvi ne fone kita:bhaji theka kine wje khulga......
malikswere 9 wje...
yuvi ne 3-4 war enj e kita...jad yuvi ne 5vi war fone kita ta malik khij k :angry: :angry: :angry:kehnda tainu chahida ki aa..
yuvikuj ni bhaji main theke de andar beitha ji :excited: :excited:.............
malik:
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« on: September 25, 2010, 03:26:22 AM »
THX 22 G
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