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10921
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:12:03 PM »
:angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:
10922
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:10:20 PM »
teacher ne class mein bacho se poocha
teacher: “in 3 mein farak batao? call girl, girl friend or biwi”
sari class chup ho gayi, kisi ko jawab nahi aya
itne mein santa bola: “madam ji, prepaid, postpaid or unlimited“
10923
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:08:47 PM »
don’t break anyone’s heart
they have only one of it
break their bones
they have 206 of them
10924
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:07:48 PM »
hhahahahhaha nai nai :excited:
10925
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:07:09 PM »
kus nai ho sakda kuria da sach he kuria 50% hundea ne :excited: :excited:
10926
« on: October 06, 2010, 12:05:38 PM »
na g na mobile apna apna :excited:
10927
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:53:31 AM »
try this.
take ur mobile
select vibrate mode
&
put in water
&
call on ur mobile
ur mobile will start swimming.
do it & enjoy
it’s fun to be young :excited: :excited:
10928
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:51:20 AM »
ek newspaper me chapa tha 50% ladkiya bevkuf hoti hain
is par ladkiyon ne khub halla machaya.
fir chapa ki 50% ladkiya bevkuf nahi hoti
tab ja kar kanhi ladkiya shant hui :excited: :excited: :excited:
10929
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:47:13 AM »
tera aukha kuriaa :excited: :excited:
10930
« on: October 06, 2010, 11:45:24 AM »
:excited: :excited:
10931
« on: October 06, 2010, 10:45:49 AM »
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10932
« on: October 06, 2010, 10:45:16 AM »
:excited: :excited:
10933
« on: October 06, 2010, 02:07:50 AM »
badal gayi eh dunia yaaro
hun na oh sansaar reha
na rahe oh rishte naate
na pehlan wala pyaar reha
pai gaye fik dilaan wich sab de
na sacha koi dildaar reha
apne hi kar jande dhokha
hun na kise te aitbaar reha
10934
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:56:39 AM »
Smart boy+smart Nari= affair jaari
smart boy+bavkuf Nari=paaw bhaari
bevkuf boy+ bevkuf Nari= shaadi ki tyari
bevkuf boy+smart Nari= BOY BHIKAARI
10935
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:54:24 AM »
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words
women use a day…30,000 to a man’s 15,000.
The wife replied, “The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men…
The husband then turned to his wife and asked,
“What?”
10936
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:48:36 AM »
1970
Dulha Dahej me TV Mangta tha.
1980 Motor cyle.
1990
plot.
2000
AC N Car
2010
.
.
.
Bas bina boyfrnd wali
dulhan de do, Baki mai khud kama lunga.. :excited: :excited: :excited:
10937
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:46:35 AM »
aho aho mainu v lagda :excited: :excited:
10938
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:45:22 AM »
22 g
10939
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:44:37 AM »
ohnu kaho aapni AOUKAAT vich rahe !
rab walon mili SOUGAAT vich rahe !
vaar-vaar likh ke na bheje chitthiyaan !
siyaahi nu v kaho ke DWAAT vich rahe !
10940
« on: October 06, 2010, 01:43:53 AM »
22 g
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