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Jokes Majaak / Re: doctor and pujari....
« on: November 03, 2010, 01:28:41 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10562
Jokes Majaak / Re: amli in plane....
« on: November 03, 2010, 01:22:05 PM »
thx dosto

10563
Jokes Majaak / Re: santa's speech
« on: November 03, 2010, 01:20:10 PM »
thx dosto

10564
Jokes Majaak / amli in plane....
« on: November 03, 2010, 03:10:21 AM »
Amli  nu plane vich ulti aaun lagi taan air hostess boli- Tusi wait kro main kuch leke aundi haan...



Jd oh wapis ayi taan sara plane ulti naal ganda c... :angry: :angry:

Airhost- Ye kaise hua... :angr: :angr:

Amli- Mainu ulti ayi pr main oh hath(hand) wich kar layi.... :happy: :happy: pr oh digan lagi taan main pee gya :blah: :blah: taan usnu dekh k baki loka nu v ulti aa gai...  :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

10565
Shayari / pehla dita zehar...
« on: November 03, 2010, 03:07:13 AM »
pehla dita zehar
te kehde ghut ghut pee sajna

j mai laya pee
te kehde yug yug jee sajna :cry: :cry:


ਪਹਿਲਾ ਦਿੱਤਾ ਜ਼ਹਿਰ
ਤੇ ਕਹਿਦੀ. ਘੁੱਟ ਘੁੱਟ ਪੀ ਸੱਜਣਾ
ਮੈ ਪੀਤਾ ਜ਼ਹਿਰ
ਤੇ ਕਹਿਦੀ. ਜੁੱਗ ਜੁੱਗ ਜੀ ਸੱਜਣਾ
47 seconds ago · Commen

10566
Jokes Majaak / santa's speech
« on: November 03, 2010, 02:54:59 AM »
santa's speech to his worker in english::
"Do do,not do,not do.
eat ur husband and lie in oven.
what my goes!!
your goes your father's goes"

In punjabi:::
karna hai kro, nahi karna na kro.
khasma nu kaho te chulle vich pao!!
mera ki janda ae!!
jo janda ae tuhada te tuhade peo da janda aeeee.

10567
Jokes Majaak / Re: dil da practical exam..
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:53:00 PM »
thx roop

10568
Jokes Majaak / Re: doctor and pujari....
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:50:21 PM »
thx g

10569
Jokes Majaak / Re: doctor and pujari....
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:08:47 PM »
thx lovloooo

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tumhari akhri wish?
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:06:53 PM »
thx lovloooo

10571
Jokes Majaak / Re: hum do humare do
« on: November 02, 2010, 05:04:49 PM »
thx dosto

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Jokes Majaak / hum do humare do
« on: November 02, 2010, 01:56:31 PM »
very focused towards his goal..............!

teacher : tum baday ho kr kya karoge ?

student : shaadi..!!

teacher : nahi, mera matlab hai kya banoge..?

student : dulha..!!

teacher : oh, i mean badey ho kar kya hasil karoge?

student : dulhan..!!

teacher : idiot mera matlab badey ho kar mummy papa k liye kya karoge?

student - bahu laaunga..!!

teacher : stupid tumhare papa tum say kya chahte hai?
student : pota...!!

teacher : he bhagwan, tumari zindagi ka kya maksad hai?

student : hum do humare do, jab tak teesra na ho..!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / doctor and pujari....
« on: November 02, 2010, 01:50:13 PM »
Pujari Ko Loosemotion Lag Gaye, To Woh Doctor Ke Pass Dawai Lene Challa Giya, Doctor Ne Dawai Di To Pujari Ne Poocha, Doctor Sahib Parhej Kya Karu ?
Doctor Bola : Bas Shankh Jor Se Mat Bajana ... :excited: :excited:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: dil da practical exam..
« on: November 02, 2010, 12:33:18 PM »
 :thaa: :thaa: :thaa: :thaa:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: tumhari akhri wish?
« on: November 02, 2010, 12:29:44 PM »
thx sweetooo :hug: :hug:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: dil in ldh...................
« on: November 02, 2010, 12:26:03 PM »
 :hug: :hug:

10577
Jokes Majaak / Re: dil ਆਪਣੇ ਆਸ਼ਕ ਨੂੰ
« on: November 02, 2010, 11:54:39 AM »
 :hug: :hug:

10578
Jokes Majaak / Re: sanskaar......
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:14:57 AM »
mere nal gussa :sad: :sad: :sad: :sad:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: plastic surgery..
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:13:08 AM »
 :blink: :blink: :blink: :blink:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: police and mujrmmmmmm
« on: November 02, 2010, 08:11:20 AM »
 :hug: :hug: :hug:

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