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Jokes Majaak / kanjra pehla apna pajama tan badal le
« on: November 10, 2010, 02:19:43 AM »
sharabi- agar mere hath ch sarkar hove tan main desh di taqdir badal devanga...

wife- kanjra pehla apna pajama tan badal le,
saver di meri salvar paai  firda...... :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kuria kidaa react kardiyaa ne..
« on: November 10, 2010, 02:16:44 AM »
 :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kameena pan....
« on: November 10, 2010, 02:15:20 AM »
 :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: only 20% boys have brains.
« on: November 10, 2010, 02:14:33 AM »
 :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: a man talking to god
« on: November 08, 2010, 02:11:37 PM »
 :wait: :wait: :wait:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: cobra singh to his wife
« on: November 08, 2010, 02:10:17 PM »
 :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: Lalu: rabri,
« on: November 08, 2010, 02:07:43 PM »
 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: only 20% boys have brains.
« on: November 08, 2010, 01:50:22 PM »
 :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / only 20% boys have brains.
« on: November 08, 2010, 11:08:27 AM »
great calculation
 
only 20% boys have brains.

rest have girlfriends :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / kameena pan....
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:55:39 AM »
mohabbat 1 se ho to bhola pan hai

2 se ho to apna pan hai

3 se ho to deewana pan hai

4 se ho to pagal pan hai
 
counting na ho to kameena pan hai

 :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / murgha no.5... calling.
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:53:49 AM »
mand apni girlfriend se milne geya, kuch baat ke baad uski girlfirend chaye(tea) banane ke liye kitchen chali gayi. :blah: :blah:

girlfriend ka mobile sofay pe dekh kar mand ne socha ke chalo dekhte hein mera number iss ne kis naam se save kya hai?

dear, jaanu ya sweatu :love: :love:

jab us ne miss call di toh screen pe likha aa raha tha murgha no.5... calling. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kutte k bachhe
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:51:45 AM »
 :blah: :blah: :blah:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: kuria kidaa react kardiyaa ne..
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:48:53 AM »
thx dosto

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Jokes Majaak / marasi da rista...
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:45:52 AM »
ek marasi ne chodhri ki beti ka rishta manga

chodhri ne merasi ko khoob mara,

maar kha k merasi utha
kapre jhaar kr bola:

te fir main inkaar hi samjhaan? :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / swimming pool k liye chanda
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:43:56 AM »
baap: aapne larkay se,

gate per kon tha?

larka: swimming pool k liye chanda maang rahay thay.

baap: phir kiya diya?

larka: aik glass paani

baap: shahbaash :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / raat kahan thay?
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:42:03 AM »
baap: raat kahan thay?

son: dair ho gai thi to dost k ghar stay karliya tha.

baap ne usi waqt phone uthaya ur us ke 10 best friend ko call ki, 9 ne kaha ,

han han wo raat mery pas he tha

aur ek ne kaha wo abhi bhi yahin so raha hay kahain to utha dun…? :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: mand de asiqi..
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:39:30 AM »
 :happy: :happy: :happy:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: humne toh sirf kidney churai hai
« on: November 08, 2010, 10:31:57 AM »
mand greeb v aa :wait:

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