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10321
« on: November 19, 2010, 03:17:18 AM »
"ਮਾਂ ਦੀ ਦੂਆ ਖਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,
ਉਸਦੀ ਬਦੂਆ ਟਾਲੀ ਨਹੀ ਜਾਂਦੀ,
ਭਾਂਡੇ ਮਾਂਜ ਕੇ ਵੀ ਮਾਂ 3-4 ਬੱਚੇ ਪਾਲ ਲੈਂਦੀ ਹੈ ,
ਪਰ 3-4 ਪੁੱਤਰਾਂ ਤੋਂ 1 ਮਾਂ ਸੰਮਭਾਲੀ ਨਹੀਂ ਜਾਂਦੀ"
10322
« on: November 18, 2010, 05:20:07 PM »
 22 g
10323
« on: November 18, 2010, 05:12:13 PM »
dosto
10324
« on: November 18, 2010, 05:11:11 PM »
22 g
10325
« on: November 18, 2010, 05:06:57 PM »
dosto
10326
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:37:08 PM »
mamu
10327
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:36:29 PM »
22 g
10328
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:31:58 PM »
Hanuman: bhagwan ab me dharti par nahi reh sakta.
Bhagwan: kyu?
hanuman: pehle log let k matha tekte the,
fir thoda sa jhuk kar tekne lage, par me fir v khush tha.
Par aj mandir me ek ladki aai orhath hilakr boli "Hi Hanu".... :laugh: :laugh:
10329
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:26:03 PM »
To make a woman happy..... A man only needs to be :
1. A friend
2. A companion
3. A lover
4. A brother
5. A father
6. A master
7. A chef
8. An electrician
9. A carpenter
10. A plumber
11. A mechanic
12. A decorator
13. A stylist
16. A psychologist
17. A pest exterminator
18. A psychiatrist
19. A healer
20. A good listener
21. An organizer
22. A good father
23. Very clean
24. Sympathetic
25. Athletic
26. Warm
27. Attentive
28. Gallant
29. Intelligent
30. Funny
31. Creative
32. Tender
33. Strong
34. Understanding
35. Tolerant
36. Prudent
37. Ambitious
38. Capable
39. Courageous
40. Determined
41. True
42. Dependable
43. Passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
44. Give her compliments regularly
45. Love shopping
46. Be honest
47. Be very rich
48. Not stress her out
49. Not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, MUST ALSO:
50. Give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
51. Give her lots of time, especially time for herself
52. Give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
53. Never to forget:
* Birthdays
* Anniversaries
* Arrangements she makes
and HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:
1. Leave him alone
:laugh:
10330
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:22:37 PM »
what is the best punishment for a woman?
give her new clothes
matching her jewelry
and nice cosmetics
and then
lock her in a room without mirror :laugh: :laugh:
10331
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:19:26 PM »
22 g
10332
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:18:05 PM »
nai funny ta fer kite sehi
10333
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:16:16 PM »
sonu: aaj mere papa ne mujhe naari ka matlab batya.
munish: its so simple ans naari means aurat.
sonu: no naari means shakti.
munish:mere papa ne bhi mujhe man ka matlab batya.
sonu:mujhe pata hai es ka matlab man ka matlab aadmi.
munish: no iska matlab hai sehan shakti :rockon: :rockon:
10334
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:13:35 PM »
A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!"
"What happened?" asked the friend.
"My wife found out."
:laugh: :laugh:
10335
« on: November 18, 2010, 04:09:15 PM »
g
10336
« on: November 16, 2010, 02:34:02 PM »
Missing Husband
A woman went to police station to file a report for her missing husband:
Woman: I lost my husband
Inspector: What is his height
Woman: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Woman Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Woman: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Woman: Should be black
Inspector: What was he wearing
Woman: I don't remember exactly
Inspector: Was somebody with him ?????????
Woman: Yes my Labrador dog (Romeo), tied with a golden chain, height 30 inches, healthy, blue eyes, blackish brown hair, his left foot thumb nail is slightly broken, he never barks, wearing a golden belt studded with blue balls, he likes non veg food, we eat together, we jog together.
The woman started crying….
Inspector: Let's search for the dog first!!!!!!! !!!!!! :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
10337
« on: November 16, 2010, 02:32:14 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:
10338
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:59:46 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:
10339
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:58:31 PM »
:laugh: :laugh:
10340
« on: November 14, 2010, 03:57:33 PM »
:comeon: :comeon:
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