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Jokes Majaak / Re: vajpayee ki shadi...
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:15:48 AM »
 :cooll: :cooll:

10142
Jokes Majaak / Re: kutte k bachhe
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:14:12 AM »
 :won: :won:

10143
Jokes Majaak / Re: taj mahal...
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:12:45 AM »
ki hoya anty

10144
Jokes Majaak / Re: kanjra pehla apna pajama tan badal le
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:08:19 AM »
thx anti

10145
Jokes Majaak / Re: cobra de pet ch pathri (stone)
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:05:52 AM »
 :laugh: :laugh:

10146
Jokes Majaak / Re: homwrk ...
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:05:08 AM »
thanku g

10147
Jokes Majaak / Re: only 20% boys have brains.
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:04:28 AM »
ki hoya brar

10148
Jokes Majaak / Re: old lady te gol gappi...
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:03:36 AM »
aho aho aap he kita c tusi

10149
Jokes Majaak / Re: cobra de IN -LAWS
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:02:49 AM »
thx braro

10150
Jokes Majaak / Re: mai tere 64 de 64 dand tod dene
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:02:05 AM »
tere thora keh :huhh:

10151
Jokes Majaak / Re: andar aja :
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:01:05 AM »
eh ta hai  :cooll:

10152
Jokes Majaak / Re: translation
« on: December 04, 2010, 01:00:03 AM »
ki hoya braro

10153
Jokes Majaak / Re: when a girl and boy proposed..
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:58:43 AM »
lol ki karia asi kise da dil nai tod sakde :cooll:

10154
Jokes Majaak / Re: fir dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan................
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:56:21 AM »
na g na eni kismat kithe :laugh: :laugh:

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Jokes Majaak / Re: when a girl and boy proposed..
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:49:54 AM »
ki hoya anti :cooll:

10156
Jokes Majaak / mand ped par
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:48:53 AM »
mand ko ped pe chadhe bandar ne pucha upar q aya ? :blah:

mand : apple khane


bandar - ye to aam ka ped h, :wait: :wait:

mand - tu zyada smajhdar mat ban  :angry:




apple saath laya hu  :excited:

10157
Jokes Majaak / Re: WORDS! --Part1 -*Must read* hehehehehe
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:45:24 AM »
thx brar g

10158
Jokes Majaak / fir dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan................
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:43:26 AM »
Circus  wich ek kudi ne sher nu jaffi payi hoyi c...... :hug: :hug:

Ringmaster-hai koi hor jehra jaffi pawe..... :wait: :wait:?

cobra singh-pehla sale sher nu ta passe kar fer dekhi jaffiaan paindiyan.... :rockon:

Ringmaster- :angry:

10159
Jokes Majaak / when a girl and boy proposed..
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:38:13 AM »
Six answers when a girl iz purposed…..
1. Nahi
2. Mere paas time nahi hai
3. Mai kise aur ko like karti hoon
4. I don;t like yu
5. Mai bahut busy hoon abhi
6. so, noooooo

Six answeres wen a guy iz purposed
1. yes
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. yes
6.yes

10160
Jokes Majaak / WORDS! --Part1 -*Must read* hehehehehe
« on: December 04, 2010, 12:34:58 AM »
1. Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions.
2. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
3. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
4. Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read.
5. College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.
6. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
7. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
8. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
9. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
10. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
13. Divorce: Future tense of marriage.
14. Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.

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